Guidance Guy : Welcome to the Terranigma Reaserch Institute, where we reaserch Terranigma all the time. Today, in the lecture hall, we have a "Meilin Lecture" given by Lecturer.

Lecturer : Welcome people, to the Meilin lecture, where I will try to educate you on a certain "annoying to hell" character. Mainly, Meilin.
*crowd boos*
Shut up!, as I was saying, we'll learn more about this character than we ever wanted to know. To begin, I invited the person who is THE resource in Meilin research.
*we see Meilin walk to the podium, well dressed, with Meihou*
Meihou : Now don't cry, do this and I'll buy you Ice Cream
Meilin : I don't want to talk to them about myself!!! WAAAAAAAAH! *sniffles*
Meihou : Well, you must! Live with it!
Meilin : Why you old bag!
*She kicks Meihou in the nads, he falls over the stage into a tuba conviently placed by the "Kill The Old Man" foundation. (Keep reaching for that 100000 mark)*
Lecturer : Ok, Meilin, please talk about yourself, then I'll complete
Meilin : Errr...ok, As you see, I'm a girl, don't you think I'm cute? and I helped Ark sometime, do you know him? He's got to be the most handsome guy I've ever seen, also his little floating bat must be the cutest thing I've ever seen. It's pink and stuff and it's round and it's...
Lecturer : That's enough!
*kicks Meilin off the stage*
Meilin : Waaaah! He hurt me!! You're so mean!
Lecturer : ...and, as you see, she crys alot, but what d'you expect from her? that she'd kick my ass or something?
Crowd : YES!!!!!
Lecturer : Sooo-ree! Well, we found out that even if she pisses off Ark at sometimes in the game. It's because she wants him all by himself, and he's hooked on Elle. So she wants him to piss him off
Meilin : I DO NOT!!!! I just want him to realise that I'm the best!
Lecturer : *mumbles* yeah, right *speaks up* Here's a chart of the things that annoy Meilin

1.Meihou
2.Her parent's death
3.The fact that she can't have any fun with her power because of the person mentioned above

So, you see, she...
Meilin : That's not true! the old sack isn't the first thing that annoys me! the first thing is that I'm such a crybaby, and I...*sniff* waaaaaah!
Lecturer : Ok...well, since I've told you mostly what was about Meilin, I'll pass on another subject, her love for Ark
Crowd : You already told us about this!
*They boos*
Lecturer : Well, If I can't speak...
Crowd : We HATE you!
Lecturer : You don't like me, BLOW ME!!!!!
Crowd : Why? such offensive language must be punished!!!
*They start making a riot, which ends up destroying Nirlake* (now we know why Nirlake burned, heh 2 hits in one stone!)
Lecturer : *looks at burned Nirlake* Philistines! You will acknowledge my genius someday!!!!
Riotists (If you don't know who they are, they class changed from the original Crowd class) : Yeah, right! You invented those facts! Death to you!!!!!!!
*They all go up in the sunshine*

(Imagine some cheesy generic music here)
Story normally serious by BeamCauldron
****** up things by BeamCauldron
Ruining of story by BeamCauldron
Props by BeamCauldron
Generic by BeamCauldron

Cast

Lecturer : A loser
Crowd/Riotists : VSAORG (Very Stupid Acts Of Rebellion Group)
Meihou : Meihou
Meilin : Meilin
Guidance Guy : BeamCauldron
BeamCauldron : BeamCauldron (I like playing my role)

now go, cleanse your mind from this evil, and know that the TOPS have the rial stuff