[[[[ Prolgue - The Super-Narrator ]]]]

Narrator: Eeeeek! It's another one of Cabus' likely-to-be-just-another-unfinished-fanfic! I refuse to work on another one of these. I quit! I'll just get clear out my desk and I'll be gone by the end of the day.

*opens desk drawer and takes out a muffin*

Narrator: ... I'm done.

Cabus: Oh, put your sad little muffin back there. You're staying.

Narrator: Why should I?

Cabus: Err... I'll promote ya!

Narrator: Hmmm?

Cabus: Yes, I'll promote you to ... errr... Super-Narrator?!

Narrator: Can we fight crime too?

Cabus: Errr.... *nods and smiles* yeeeeees, NOW START NARRATING DAMMIT!

Narrator: Urgh... okay.


[[[[ Chapter 1 - Trouble in Neotokio ]]]]


Super-Narrator: The scene: Neotokio.
It was a normal day for all the civilians there, until a building crashed and a huge roar was heard by the population...

Random woman: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Random guy: RUN LITTLE BOY, RUN! RUN LIKE THE WIND!
Girl with annoying voice: *gasp* Oh my God, it's... MECHA-KITTY!!!

Mecha-Sqrfrk's kitty: Roaaaarrrrr!!!

Random kid: Aieeeeeee!!!!

*insert cheesy super hero song*

Mecha-Sqrfrk's kitty: Huh?

Super-Narrator: Suddenly, five men stepped out of the crowd and transformed to...

Cabus: (Gesticulating) Red Tiger, transform!

Magus: (More gesticulation) Black Owl, transform!

Sqrfrk: (Gesticulating some more) Blue Shark... Aaaaagh! My kitty!

Galinstar: (Motionless) Green Bullfrog... Bleah, I got the sucky animal!

Elbobo: (Drooling) Silver Snake... YUM! A giant kitty!

*colored spandex outfits magically cover their bodies*

Cabus: Let's go, we gotta stop Mecha-kitty!

Sqrfrk: How did it get so big?

Magus: I don't know, but let's make sure Elbobo doesn't... HEY, where's Elbobo???

Galinstar: What's that silver spot on top of the kitty?

Sqrfrk: NOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU INHUMANE MONSTER!!!

Elbobo: *eats Mecha-kitty* Hey, I saved Neotokio!

Sqrfrk: You bastard, you ate my kitty!!! I'm never speaking to you again!

Cabus: Errrr, right. Now that we've saved NeoTokio, let's go back to the Headquarters!

Magus: Okay! TELEPORT!

Galinstar: ...

Sqrfrk: ...

Elbobo: Why are we still here?

Super-Narrator: Suddenly, Magus realized his teleportation device had dissapeared.

Cabus: Whaaaa...? That wasn't in the original fanfic I wrote!

Super-Narrator: That's what you get for not including me in your hero squad. Now I'm making your life a living hell.

Magus: *groan* Fine, we'll WALK to the Headquarters. Shtupid Narrator...

Super-Narrator: I heard that, and it's SUPER-Stupid-Narrator. *sticks tongue out*

*******

Super-Narrator: Meanwhile, in a large building in Mosque...

Evil S19: Mwahahahahaha!!! My plan worked! While they where busy with Mecha-Kitty, I sent my evil henchmen to destroy their headquarters!

Evil PhilReaper: You did? We're still here!

Evil Atresica: Yeah.

S19: WHAT!? You were supposed to... Damn! I'm gonna need another distraction... Mwhahahahaha!!!

Philreaper: MWaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Atresica: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
HAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

PhilReaper: ... *blink*

Atresica: Hey, quit staring at me like that...

S19: *blink* *blink* okay...

*******


[[[[ Chapter 2 - Super-Squad HQ ]]]]


Cabus: *panting* We're finally... Here...

Magus: Damn, why did the Mentor build it so far up this hill?

Galinstar: Who has the keys?

Sqrfrk: Errr... *rings doorbell*

Booming voice: WHO WISHES TO ENTER MY SHRINE?

Elbobo: It's us, master... The (Name of super-hero squad coming)!

*cheesy song again*

Booming voice: Ah.

*door swings open, revealing the mentor, Mao Tse Tung*

Mao: Darn, I put too much oil on that door's hinges.

Cabus: That's okay, the door opening itself was a nice effect.

Mao: Good! *smiles* Good day to you guys.

*leaves*

Super-Narrator: They remained there in the boring HQ for hours... Until the doorbell rang again.

Galinstar: I'LL GET IT!

Magus: NO I'LL GET IT!!!!

*they both race to the door*

Galinstar: I SAID I'D GET IT! *shoves Magus into the wall*

Magus: YOU ALWAYS GET IT! *tackles Galinstar*

Sqrfrk: Hey Mao, Magus and Galinstar are fighting again!

Magus & Galinstar: *groan* Tad-o-tail! Traitor!

Mao: You two, go to your rooms.

*doorbell rings again*

Elbobo: Grrrrr, can't anyone answer the door in this house?

*opens door*

Delivery Man: Good Morning, Is this were the Karaoke machine was ordered?

Elbobo: Oh my, it certainly is!

Super-Narrator: What? *wakes up* This wasn't supposed to happen!

Delivery Man: Wait, our store doesn't deliver... Sorry.

Elbobo: *slams door*

HQ Robot: Danger alert! Danger alert!

Cabus: What's happening?

HQ Robot: Loire is being destroyed!

Magus: Let's go! TELEPORT!

Sqrfrk: ...

Magus: Errrr, I mean, walk...

******


[[[[ Chapter 3 - Lust in Loire ]]]]


Sqrfrk: We're here!

Hot Babe: AAAAAHHHHH!!!! Help!

Cabus: What's wrong, lady?

Hot Babe: That guy... he grabbed my butt!

Galinstar: Oh my god! It's not just a guy! It's... It's Gianni, the horny italian!

Gianni: *gasp*! Galinstar! What are you doing here? *hugs galinstar*

Galinstar: Get away from me freak, I'm a guy!

Gianni: I see. So you don't want 3some?

Galinstar: Hell no!

Gianni: Heh, we'll just see about that!

*runs away, carrying Galinstar*

Elbobo: Oh my God, Gianni just kidnapped Galinstar!

Sqrfrk: ...

Cabus: Hey, at least he won't bother the ladies here anymore.

Magus: ...

Elbobo: I can't believe this! No one is going to rescue Galin?

Cabus: Hey look you guys, that dog has a puffy tail! *chases dog* Come here, puffy tail! Heeheehee!!!

Elbobo: Well, Bleah to you guys, I'M saving Galinstar.

Super-Narrator: Meanwhile, in Gianni's sex-palace...

Galinstar: Let go of me you fat... err, I mean, LARGE woman!

Carmen: Haahaahaahaa!!! Now you will be my sex-slave FOREVER!!!!

Galinstar: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo....... *breathes* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Carmen: Ah, shut yer mouth. Now you stay tied to that bed, and I'll be right back.... with some pancake maple syrup!

Galinstar: *gasp!* No, not the pancake-maple syrup!!!!

Carmen: Mwahahahaha!!!!

Galinstar: I gotta get out of here! *hears some knocking* ... Errr, who's there?

Elbobo: It's me! Open this window so I can release you!

Galinstar: Can't you see I'm duct-taped to the bed?!!! Just break the window and we'll leave before she knows it!

Elbobo: Ok... *bashes head against window*

Gianni: *Storms into the room* What's going on here? Who's that?

Galinstar: Errrr... He said he wants to be in the 3some!

Elbobo: Errr... Yes! I like fat... I mean LARGE women too!

Gianni: Great! Carmen, get in here!

Carmen: *enters the room, butt-naked* What is it dear?

Galinstar: Oh God... *pukes his lunch*

Elbobo: I'm gonna be sick... *pukes Mecha-kitty bits*

Carmen: I thought you liked fat... I mean LARGE women!

Super-Narrator: Suddenly the author got tired of all the fat...I mean LARGE jokes and decided to end this chapter quickly.

Elbobo: Look! *points up*

Carmen & Gianni: What? *they both look up* *they both look at Elbobo and realize he and Galinstar have dissapeared*

Carmen: Damn, I hate it when they do that.

**********


[[[ Chapter 4 - <Mental note to self: Remember to put the title here before sending this to Cherubae's page!> ]]]]


Super-Narrator: After meeting everyone again, and after convincing Cabus to let go of the dog's puffy tail, our heroes headed home to find a surprise...

Sqrfrk: Oh my God, Regis Philbin is destroying our HQ!

Regis: Boy is my face red...

Cabus: Let's beat the crap out of him! *Starts chasing Regis*

Regis: *running around madly* Mwahahahaahha, you'll never catch me!

Cabus: *catches Regis* Is that your final answer?

Regis: Nooooo!!!! *gets killed*

Magus: Guys, look! Nothing but debris where your HQ used to be...

Sqrfrk: ... I swear I'll get revenge on Mao's death!

Mao: *climbs out form the debris* I haven't died, though.

Sqrfrk: Oh. That's ... errr... good... (Mental note to self: Kill Mao than get revenge on his death)

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