Narrator: It was a normal day in Crysta until...
Ark: What a beautiful morning! I don't think I'll ever be mischievous ag..
*A giant potato falls in his head*
Ark: OUCH! What the.... What exactly are you?
Cabus: What? I'm a POTATO??? This is so not fair! How come Yomi get to be the cool bat thingy and I....
Ark: Hello?
Cabus: This is al Gaia's doing!!! If I find that stupid b...
*Lightining strikes its head*
Ark: WHY DID YOU FALL ON ME???
Cabus: Oh, sorry... At least I'm in Crysta!!!
Ark: WOULD YOU STOP BABBLING!!!!!
Cabus: Oh, okay... Um...
Cabus: ...
Ark: ....
Cabus: ...
Ark: So, um, where ya from?
Cabus: Sorry, I can't answer...
Ark: How come?
Cabus: These sorts of questions can only be answered with a flashback!!!Duh!!!

***Begin flashback***
Narrator: One day, Cabus was playing Terranigma when he had an idea..
Cabus: Hey, maybe I can go in the computer and meet all the big guys like Ark and Perel! All I need is...
*Checks Galinstar's "Mushy and Pink" fanfic*
Cabus: A rubber donkey... Check! A bag of almonds... Check! An inflatable Meilin doll... Damn...

***
Narrator: The same day...
Cabus: Hi, do you have Meilin dolls?
Store Clerk: No, but we have Meila From Astarica dolls...
Cabus: Good enough, I'll take one...
Store Clerk: That'll be 98 cents.
Cabus: Oh great, I have 97... I'll be back...

*Walks back home*
*Walks back to the store*
Cabus: Here, 98 cents...
Clerk: Sorry, we're out of Meila dolls.
*Cabus faints*
Clerk: Oh, the Meilin dolls arrived!
*Cabus wakes up*
Cabus: HORRAY!!! I'll take one!
Clerk: Okay, that'll be 99 cents..
Cabus: (Very angry) I'll be right back.....
*Walks back home*
*Walks back to the store to find it closed*
*Walks back home*

Narrator: The next morning...

*Walks back to the store*
Clerk: Good morning!
Cabus: Yeah, yeah... Get me one of those Meilin dolls, would ya?
Clerk: Sorry, we're out.
Cabus: WHAT!? WHAT ABOUT THOSE!?
Clerk: I'm sorry, I'm saving those for a guy who came here twice looking for them...
Cabus: THAT WAS ME!!!!
Clerk: No it wasn't! That guy was wearing a red hat!
Cabus: DUH! I CHANGED MY HAT!!!!!
Clerk: You're not gonna get anything from me with that attitude, mister!
Cabus: AIARRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH!!!!!
*Chokes clerk, gets doll and runs home*
Cabus: Okay, what did that fanfic say again??
*Tries to connect to the internet*
*Phone is occupied*
*Hears a knock at the door*
Cabus: What the...
*Looks through peephole*
*Sees the police*
Policeman: Open up, we know you killed that clerk... Hello? Helloooo?
Cabus: Connect, dammit!
*Phone connects, making a screeching sound*
Policeman: Open up or we'll bust this door!
Cabus: Come on, come on...
*Reads fanfic*
*Put the objects in order*
*Enters the computer screen*
***End of flashback***

Cabus: And that's how I got here...
Ark: And why are you a potato?
Cabus: Duh... Everybody who comes into a videogame or a cartoon turns into something different...
Ark:I didn't!
Cabus: YOU WERE BORN IN HERE!
*Three dingos fall in his head*
Cabus: What the...
Ark: Now you know how it feels...
Dingo #1: Freeze!
Cabus: Oh no, it's the policemen! How come THEY get to be dingos and I'M just a stupid potato!?
Ark: Run, they have sausages!
Cabus: So!?
Ark: AAARGH!!!
*Pushes Cabus in the river then jumps in*
Dingo #2: We'll get you!!!
*River's current takes Ark and Cabus*
Ark: Hey, we're leaving the village!
Cabus: And we didn't even find Yomi!
Ark: Who's Yomi?
Cabus: Never mind, look at THAT!
*Sees river ends joining a lava flow*
Ark and Cabus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
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Look out for Chapter 2 later!
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