The Ark and Elle Show

Ark paced along the narrow corridor outside his office. On the other end of the phone, tgeb! was mercilessly chastising him.
"I'm thinking of a fanfic with some kind of Larry Sanders show tie in" Ark mumbled.
"No! That's crap on a stick, Ark!" came the reply.
"OK fine I wont do it!" Ark screamed.

In a darkened room in the south east of England, a lonely figure was tapping away at his computer. As the reflection of the screen glimmered in his eyes, he lifted his head to see Cher standing by him.
"Make the 'fic longer you fool! It looks unfinished!"
"How?"
"I don't know just do it! Add some jokes about people, add references to Terranigma and add other exciting things. Like a vagina joystick"
"Uh-huh. And what if there are no vagina joysticks?"
"JUST MAKE IT LONGER!"
"Okay! I will make the fic linger, but I might just do it through pointless ramble."
"What kind of ramble?" Cher enquired.
"The pointless kind."

Cojiro