Terranigma Cross

By Deepthroat

After Ark defeated dark Gaia and just before he was goind to dream his last dream he fell of his bed and he did not dream and everything in Crysta was like the start, then Yomi pops up and says:

Yomi: Hey! What happened here, werent you supposed to dream your last dream?

Ark: Er… Yes but I fell of bed and I could not.

Yomi: And what are you going to do now…

Ark: I don’t know…

Yomi: Why don’t we go to the surface and explore a bit

Ark: And how do you suppose we can do that?

Yomi: You are right… Why don’t we ask the elder to open the hole?

Ark: Well lets try…

Elder: WHAT!!!!!! You want to go to the surface again?

Ark: Yes, we are bored in here…

Elder: Okay, I open the hole

Yomi and Ark: Yahoo (.com)

Then a time warp scene like in Chrono Trigger happens…

Ark: Well, here we are… but where do we go??

Yomi: Why don’t we go to Neotokio and see how our game is going

Ark: Its my game not yours

Yomi: Well, lets go

????: I am a Sailor scout that fights for love and justice. I am Sailor Moon and I will punish you in the name of the moon.

Ark: What are you doing in here ???

Sailor Moon: Is this channel 122 ???

Ark: What ?!?! This is not even a channel this is a script…

Sailor Moon: Oh… Anyway I am gonna punish you in the n…

Ark: Shut up! I have already hear that… Now lets fight…

Then Ark Charges against whoever she is called and stabs her with his staff…

Ark: Was that all ???

Yomi: I think so…

????: Now its our turn…

Ark: Who is there?

????: We are the ESOF

Ark: The what ???

????: The Evil Stupids Of Fog

Ark: You don’t look like fog

ESOF1: It does not really mater… we want a fight

Ark: Allrigth

ESOF1: Bad Guys unite

Po-Po-Power ESOF

Ark: The hell whit that robot… Well, Good guys unite

Po-Po-Power ABY (Ark Box Yomi)

ESROF: Take this…

A pack of missiles went directly to the ARBY

ARBY: Watch out, here they come

KABLAM

Then the ARBY gets up and WHAM a tremendous right hit, POOM a powerful left kick…

Then Meilin appears

Meilin: Hey, why don’t you guys resolve this in a boxing r… WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both the ARBY and the ESROF squashes Meilin and then they say each to one other:

Good job!!!

ARBY: Allright take this

While drawing a magic wand and Whamoo the ESROF is turned into a… FLYING GRANDMA!!!

ARBY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

And tries to squash the flying grandma and success

ARBY: We did it

And the robot dissapears and leaves Ark and Yomi in the field again

Yomi: We better go away from here…

Ark: You havent noticed, huh?

Yomi: What?

Ark: We are in a giantic hole

Ark and Yomi: GGGGOOOOOOOODDDDBBBBYYYYEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The End…