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Terranigma Cross
In our last chapter our heroes once again fell into a hole because I didnīt erased it... This is the rest of the history...
Ark: Hey Deepthroat, help us...
Deepthroat: Okey... There, you are in the surface again...
Yomi: ...I miss the hole, it was dark and moisty...
Ark: Okey, back into the hole Yomi...
(And Ark throws Yomi into the hole)
Ash: Here I am Ark.
Ark: You again. What chapter is this, 5, 6, 7???
Deepthroat: Is 4th you moron...
Ark: Okey Ash, youīre gonna dissapperar...
Ash: Letīs see that, Pikachu go!!!
Ark: ARGHHHH!!!! I hate Pikachu, take this you damned piece
of crap son of a mouse...
(Then Ark hits Pikachu and leaves nothing more than a bloody mess and the body of a mouse splited in 2)
Ash: PIKACHU!!!!!! Bulbasaur, Charizard, Pidgeott, Chikorita
and Squirtle go!!!
Ark: Hey Deepthroat, give me a hand.
Deepthroat: Okey, thereīs your hand in the floor.
Ark: Dammit, you know what Iīm talking about.
Deepthroat: Okey, wait 3 seconds...
Ark: 1...2...3...
BOOOOOOM!!!!!Ark: (With a black face) Man, that sure is an explosion...
Deepthroat: Okey, back to where I was, erasing the hole...
Opps, I erased Yomi...
(Then Ark and Deepthroat both shut up, and suddenly...)
Both: PARTY!!!!!!!!
The next week is only pleasure, there are festivals and things like that celebrating the desaparition of Yomi...
Suddenly, hell froze over...
Yomi: Whatīs up...
Everyone: (About 100) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yomi: Isnīt anybody happy to see me...
Ark: How did you get back...
Yomi: I donīt know....
Ark: Hell dammit...
Elle: Hey Ark, letīs fuck...
Ark: Shut up, you only think about fucking...
Meilin: Iīm here too...WWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Yomi: (Drooling) Meilin...
Ark: Shut up, bitch.
(And then Ark kills Meilin)
Yomi: Why???...Why???...
Ark: Shut up Yomi, she is a bitch...
???: I see you already saw them...
Ark: Whoīs there???
Elle: Ark, I wanna...
Ark: Shut up Elle, later...
???: Iīm Freezer
Ark: So???
Freezer: I can revive anything from hell...
Everybody: ...So????
Freezer: ARGHGHHHHH!!!! I want a fight with you Ark...
Ark: Youīll be sorry...
(The fight starts and Freezer almost kills Ark, suddenly, Elle shows up and drags Ark into her room, a lot of strange noises come from there and suddenly Ark comes full of energy and kills Freezer)
Ark: I rule...
???: Thatīs what you think...
Stay tuned for Ark new fight, who will be the challenger this time, weīll know later...