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Terranigma
The movie
By Flamer.



One day, on the Terranigma Film Set :

Director : Okay, we’ll start with the name of the Chapter. There we go
:
Lights ?
Lights : Check.
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action

Chapter one :
Resurrection of the World.

Director : CUT !!! That’s no good ! That’s Chapter TWO ! We start with Chapter ONE. Numbskulls ! It’s : Chapter one : The outset. Okay there we go :
Lights ?
Lights : Check.
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action.

Chapter one :
The Outset.

Director : Okay ! Cut ! Now that wasn’t so hard wasn’t it ? Okay, Ark, Elle ? Now you come in now.
Ark : Okidoki
Elle : Yes sir !
Director : Okay, there we go :
Lights ?
Lights : Check.
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action.

Elle walks in the room.
Elle : Ark? Ark! What’s the matter? Wake up!
Elle : ...Are you all right ?
Elle : Ark. You looked like you were having a nightmare.
Ark : I’ve been having these strange dreams
Ark : Day in, day out, always the same dream.
Elle : I never expected you would say such things.
Elle : You should go outside.
Elle : Crystal Blue is in the air and it’s very pretty.
Elle : They should help get you mind off bad dreams.
Elle walks away.

Director : CUT ! GREAT, GREAT ! That’s how it’s gotta go !
Director : Now we go on to the next scene. Ark steps out of the bed and walks to the Elders place. Get it ?
Director : Elder ? It’s your turn.
The Elder comes walking up.
Director : Emm... Elder ? There’s a crack in you staff.
Elder : Damn ! I’ve been wanting to repair that but I for...
CCRRACKK !!!!
Director : Oh my god. Em... were gonna need another Elder !
Immediately another Elder comes racing by.
Elder 2 : Elder 2, To your service !
Director : That’s great, that’s great ! Okay, there we go:
Lights ?
Lights : Check
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action.

Ark steps out of the bed and trips
Director : CUT !!! Who left that box there ?!
Yomi : Sorry !
Yomi grabs the box and goes away.
Director : Okay, there we go again :
Ark : Wait a minute...I think the Elder 2 is dead !
Director walks to the Elder and feels his wrist.
Director : Damnit ! Em...Where gonna need another Elder !
Immediately another Elder pops up.
Elder 3 : Elder 3, To your service !
Director : That’s great, that’s great !
Director : Okay, there we go :
Lights ?
Lights : Check.
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action.

Ark gets up from bed and walks to the Elders room.
Elder 3 : ... ... ...
Ark : Pssst ! Elder 3, your supposed to say : Ark. Come here.
Elder 3 : ... ... ...
Director : OH MY GOD ! NOT AGAIN !
Director : Ahum...Where gonna need another Elder !
Immediately another Elder stands up.
Elder 4 : Elder 4, To your service.
Director : That’s great, That’s great !
Director : Okay, there we go :
Lights ?
Lights : Check
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action.

Ark gets up from the bed and walks to the elders room.
Elder 4 : Ark. Come here.
Ark walks to the Elder.
Elder 4 : I hear that yesterday, you ruined all the weavings at the weavers hall.
Elder 4 : Why do you always misbehave ?
Ark : Awww, I didn’t do it.
Ark : It was the chickens ! It’s their fault !
Ark : ...Well it was me that chased them into the weaver’s place, but..
Elder 4 : Enough of your feeble excuses !
Elder 4 : Go apologize at once !

Director : CUT ! Yes ! That’s it !
Director : Okay, Where not gonna need the Elder for a while. Away with him !
A Giant pile of junk in a Giant Trashing Can goes by, the Elder 4 get’s thrown in by a few Security guys.
Director : AT LAST ! Where rid of the Elder !
Director : Okay, on to the next scene. Ark walks to the weaver’s place to apologize.
Director : Okay, there we go :
Lights ?
Lights : Check.
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action.

Ark walks to the weaver’s place.
Woman : What is it Ark ?
Woman : You didn’t come to cause trouble again did you ?
Woman : If you did, I want you out of here
Ark : Er, well...
Ark : I thought may be I did a bad thing last time.
Woman : This is a Real surprise.
Woman : You honestly apologized!
Woman : If you understand it’s all rights.
Woman : We pour our souls into our weavings.
Woman : Don’t you ever repeat that kind of foolishness again.
Ark walks away.

Director : CUT !!! That’s great, that’s great !!!
Director : On to the next scene !
Director : Okay, there we go :
Lights ?
Lights : Check.
Camera ?
Cameraman : Check.
And...Action.

Ark walks back to the Elders when he sees a few guys are trying to budge a door.
Guy : It’s no good. The door won’t budge.
Guy : Even when the three of us pushed it won’t open. It’s not locked but...
Guy : Hey! Ark! Just the guy we’re looking for!
Guy : The Elder has gone out.
Guy : So there’s something we wanted to try.
Guy : This blue door.
Guy : The one we’re not supposed to open, we want to see what’s behind it.
Guy : We’ve tried everything but we can’t get it to open.
Guy : Ark, you want to give it a shot?
Ark : That sounds cool. I’ll give it a go!
Guy : Way to go! Ark, maybe you can do it!
Ark grabs a few pots and smashes the door open.

Director : CUT ! THAT’S GREAT, THAT’S GREAT !
Director : Okay, that’s enough for today.
Director : Everyone can go home.
Everyone : YEAH !!!! WOHOOO !!!!
Director : I want everyone back here at 5pm !
Everyone : ( throwing fruit at the Director ) Booooo ! Booooo !
Director : No arguing !
Director : Everyone go home NOW !
Everyone walks away.
Directors Son : Well dad. We still have 5 towers to go.
Director : F*CK ! I’m getting so tired of those NUMBSKULLS !!!
Director Son : Eh...Dad ? This is only Chapter ONE, remember ?
Director Son : We still have 3 Chapters to go.
Director : AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!

THE END

I would like to thanks Dais, coz’ her Terranigma Script really helped me out !
I’ve been having a lot of questions lately why I’m asking you to go to
Ulan Shad’s Terranigma Maps. No, I’m not Ulan Shad, but I am a good friend of him. Plus he has a REALLY GOOD SITE !!! GO TO HIM !!!
http://www.angelfire.com/sd/terrashad !!!!
Well...I figured that ‘’ I wouldn’t know why wasn’t really inviting. And the truth is : I like getting mail ! So please mail me.
At The_New_Flamer@hotmail.com . Yes, my email address has changed.