Forward: Greetings, my name is Galinstar. I have been under the spell of Terranigma For 3 days now. And since I'm finished with it, I'm bored to hell.I just found out about this website yesterday, at approx. 10 PM. I stayed up until 1:00 am, reading the fanfic and other stuff. I tried to sleep, but the fanfic kept popping up in my head. I guess that I won't be able to sleep until I make my own. Therefore, I shall begin my fanfic now. Well, here goes!

Galinstar

Our story starts in Galinstar's Ultra Secret laboratory located right under the Pentagon... Galinstar is sitting in front of his computer, a satisfied look on his face...

Galinstar: Aha! I shall soon discover your secret Ark! As soon as my Discombobulation Machine is finished, I will SHOW MYSELF THE MONEY! Or something similar...
Man: Hello there!
Galinstar: AAAAHHH!!! WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
Man: Me? I'm a crazy librarian, of course!
Galinstar: ...
Galinstar: Of course... Now mister Crazy Librarian...
Crazy Librarian: Call me Joe.
Galinstar: Allrighty then Joe. Could you explain to me HOW THE HELL YOU GOT IN HERE?
Joe: I GOT THE HELL IN HERE by using the back door. It was unlocked.
Galinstar: Back door? There is no back door! There isn't any door at all! I barricaded them with 3 meters of steel!
Joe:Oh well...
Joe's head explodes, and the remains of his body melts and dissipates.
Galinstar: Well, that was pointless..................... reeeeeeeally pointless... Anyway... PG!
(PG, or Pillsbury Guy, comes through a little door, made especially for him)
PG: Yes master, you called?
Galinstar: Yeah. Make me an apple strudel. And for the last time, don't call me master!
PG: Yes master, anything you say master.
Galinstar: Ugh, you're hopeless... George!
(The face of a guy in a labcoat appears on a screen on the wall)
George: What the hell do you want now, oh Great One? Juicy roast beef machine? Magical automatic potatoe calculator?
Galinstar: Shut up buttmunch. Is the machine finished yet?
George: It will be if you stop interrupting me, idiot!
Galinstar: Oh fine... asshole...
George: Screw you.
(The image on the screen fades out)
PG: Here's your strudel master. I arranged the creamy stuff in a happy-face, just as you like master.
Galinstar: Thank you, and for the last time, stop calling me master!(To himself) You just can't find a good dough boy anymore...
(The screen on the wall lights up)
George: Hey imbecile, the machine's finished!
Galinstar: Great! Now starts the good part! George, your work here is finished. You can now go piss off someone else in need of a mechanical genius.
George: Perfect. I can finally get out of this hellhole. So, where's the exit?
Galinstar: Go through the door wich has "Danger! Stay away at all costs! Hyperactive Mutant Man-eating Giraffes inside" written on it. You'll be right outside.
George: Okay. See ya around, dickhead!
(George does go through the door. <Insert gory scene here>)
Galinstar: Well, that's taken care of. Now...
PG: Master, can I get you any other Pillsbury(tm) related products?
Galinstar: Dammit, I'm tired of you too. PG, from now on, you'll sleep in the room with "Big friggin oven" written on the door.
PG: Yes master.
Galinstar: Go there now.
PG: Yes master.
(PG does. <Insert tasty pastry baking scene here>)
Galinstar: Now my master plan can begin!!!
(Galinstar proceeds to the chamber of the Discombobulation Machine.)
Galinstar: Now I will activate the machine and my scheme will begin! Umm... How DO I start the machine? Oh well...
(He picks up a copy of Discombobulation Machine for Dummies and reads)
Galinstar: "Press the red button"? Typical... all there is is red buttons... Oh well...
( He smashes all the buttons with a hammer) Let's see now... "Insert wished gamepack in slot" Well, that's Terranigma! Du'h... "Type in desired character name with keyboard" Okay... A... R... L... Damn typos... Backspace... K...
"Press the Begin Discombobulation button to begin discombobulating." And there!
(The machine starts discombobulating. An impressive show of lights unfolds before Galinstar. (Lights provided by Impressive show of lights inc.) Suddenly, everything stops. A door on the side of the machine opens, smoke pouring out at the same time. A shadowy figure is standing in the smoke. Then, a familiar voice starts speaking)
FV:Woah! What the hell just happened?
Galinstar: I used my Discombobulation Machine and brought you out of the game... Ark.
Ark: WHAT?!? You can do that?
Galinstar: Well, if I couldn't, you wouldn't be here!
Ark: You've got a point there.
Galinstar: But I have brought you out for only one reason! I WANT YOUR SECRET!
Ark: Huh? What secret?
Galinstar: The secret for falling asleep instantly!!!
Ark: That's not a secret! It's the programmers who made me so I can do it!
Galinstar: ...
Galinstar: Dammit.
Galinstar: GOD FRIGGIN GODAMMIT OF F***ING PIECE OF FRIGGIN S**T!!!!!!!
Ark: WOAH! Chill dude!
Galinstar: All this work for nothing!!!
Ark: Well... You still managed to get me out of the game, didn't you? That's pretty good!
Galinstar: I guess... But I would have been rich! I would have sold the formula or such to insomniacs all around the world!
Ark: Well, you can't. Get on with life.
Galinstar: Yeah, you're right... so, what do we do now?
Ark: I dunno. All my stuff is in "THE BOX", wich is still in the game, with Yomi.
Galinstar: Well, why don't we bring them here!
Ark: Yeah! Why not! And also Elle! And Fyda! And Perel! And Royd the Jerkboy!
Galinstar: Yeah, whatever. Let's do it.
(Galinstar redoes the procedure again)
Galinstar: Dammit... it's not working...
Ark: Lemme help.
(Ark grabs a long metal pipe)
Ark: This should do the same as my usual pointy sharp sticks.
Galinstar: Ummm... what's on your mind Ark?
Ark: Trust me.
(Ark starts whacking the machine like crazy)
Galinstar: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! STOP IT!!!
(Ark stops)
Ark: What's the matter?
Galinstar: ACK! I BET IT'S BROKEN!
Ark: No it's not. Try it.
Galinstar: Fine. But you're in deep s**t if it doesn't work anymore.
(Galinstar reredoes the procedure)
Galinstar: (Dazed) IT... IT WORKS!!!
Ark: Uh!Uh!!! What did Ark tell you! I'm a mechanical genius!
Galinstar: Shut up. The door's opening.
(And so does the door. With smoke and lights again, too. Then shadowy figure ensues.)
Ark: ...
Galinstar: ...
Ark: It's...
Galinstar: It's...
(The shadowy figure starts crying)
Both: MEILIN!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark: KILL HER GALIN! KILL HER!!!!!
Galinstar: WITH WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT?
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark: DON'T YOU HAVE SOME HIGH-TECH GUN OF SOME SORT?
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Galinstar: NO!!! WHY DON'T YOU USE YOUR BIG PIPE?
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark: HEY, YEAH! GOOD IDEA!!!
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Galinstar: JUST ONE THING FIRST!
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark: WHAT?
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Galinstar: LET'S STOP YELLING! MY THROAT HURTS!
Meilin: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark: OKAY!
(WHACK!)
Meilin: Waahrlgflgl... sigh... (dies)
Ark: Man... that was scary...
Galinstar: Yeah, and it's all your friggin fault!
Ark: WHAT?
Galinstar: If you hadn't wacked the friggin machine with your pipe, she wouldn't have appeared!
Ark: At least I killed her!
Galinstar: Yeah... I guess so... Hey... thinking about it... Where did you get that pipe?
Ark: It was lying on the floor... right there.
(Ark points to where he took the pipe)
Galinstar: Oh no...
Ark: What?
Galinstar: OH NO!
Ark: WHAT?
Galinstar: I DID TESTS ON THAT PIPE! IT BECAME THE HOLY PIPE OF MULTIPLE RESURRECTION AFTER THEM!!!
Ark: Multiple resurrection? Explanation ple...
Voice: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!!
Ark: What's that sound?
Voice 2: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!!
Galinstar: Crap... Just as I tought...
Voice 3: Waaaaaaaahhhh!!!
Ark: I think I can make out something... It sounds like... OH NO!!!
Meilin's Ghost: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Spirit: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Soul: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark and Galin: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Ark starts waving the pipe like crazy, hitting the Discombobulation Machine, and knocking the Terranigma gamepack in another machine, also mashing that machine with the pipe)
Meilin's Ghost: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Spirit: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Soul: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Galinstar: STOP WAVING THAT THING AROUND YOU IDIOT! YOU'LL ONLY MAKE MORE OF HER!!!
Meilin's Ghost: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Spirit: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Soul: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark: Oh, right... Well, why don't YOU do something? It's your turn anyway!
Meilin's Ghost: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Spirit: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Soul: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Galinstar: I know!
(Galinstar takes out a huge-ass gun out of nowhere)
Meilin's Ghost: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Spirit: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Soul: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Galinstar: Meet the SUPER-DUPER-TRIPER-GUNNER-WITH-A-SHRINKER(tm)
Meilin's Ghost: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Spirit: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Soul: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Ark: I tought you didn't have any weapons!!!
Meilin's Ghost: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Spirit: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Meilin's Soul: WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
Galinstar: I forgot about it! Nevermind anyway!
(Galinstar starts blasting the three apparitions like a hyperactive zebra. They all dissipate in one last WAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!)
Galinstar: Wew, glad that's finally over with!
Ark: Yeah!
Galinstar: Let's try discombobulating the guys again... Hey, where did the gamepack go?
Ark: It's in this other machine. I wonder what that one does. Hey, what the heck, let's try it out!
(Ark presses the big red button, wich is always the one you have to press.)
Galinstar: NOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S THE BACKWARDS CLONING MACHINE!!!
Ark: So what? You'll have 2 gamepacks!
Galinstar: BUT ONE WILL BE BACKWARDS!
Joe: Hey! I'm back!
Galinstar: Great... him again...
Joe: Cool! An Amginarret gamepack! And what's that? A huge SNES? Cool! I wanna play!
(Joe plops the backwards Terranigma gamepack in the Discombobulator Machine)
Galinstar: Bah, he'll never figure out how to work the machine. Ark, meet Joe, the crazy librarian.
Ark: Uh...Yeah... Hiya Joe...
Joe: You suck. You're an ass. Galin, who's this asshole?
Ark: Quite the foul-mouthed freak, isn't he!
Joe: Dickweed. Piece of s**t. Mother f***er.
Ark: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN!
(Ark brandishes the pipe, prepares to jump, trips, falls over Galinstar, and they both tumble in the door of the Discombobulator Machine, wich was still opened. Joe starts fiddling with the controls.)
Joe: Hey Galin, how do you play this thing?
Galinstar: NO! DON'T!
(Joe starts mashing the keyboard and buttons like crazy. The door starts closing)
Ark and Galin: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Joe: Bye bye!
(A warp scene ensues. They both tumble in a blackhole-like-thingy for a couple of minutes. While they're falling, they talk a little.)
Galinstar: S**t! The asshole managed to recombobulate us!
Ark: And that means?
Galinstar: We're going in the game! And I'm afraid the only way to get out of it is by finishing it!
Ark: No problem! I'm a master of it, remember?
Galinstar: There's one thing you forgot. This is the backwards version! The game's going to be quite f***ed up this time!
Ark: Who cares? I can do this again!
Galinstar: Well, here comes the exit! Here we gooooooooooo....


Well, this is the end of the prelude. I hope you liked it. I'm planning to do a lot more. Send any comments or suggestions to Galinstar@hotmail.com or, ICQ me at 36929595. Thanks for reading.