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In Flamer’s dreams
Chapter two
The Resurrection of Cherubae
-=Oooh! He changes the name of the chapters in Terranigma to adapt them for his funny fanfic! Let us all laugh is joyful glee! Ha ha ha I’m gonna kill myself.
Narrator : Screen fades in. Flamer is sleeping in the plane when a noise wakes him up.
???????: *snore* *snore*
Flamer : Huh...What, what...
Flamer : HUH ????!!!!
Narrator : A REALLY fat lady is sleeping next to him, and she’s snoring.
Flamer : Eh...Miss ? Wake up...
REALLY fat lady : *snore* *snore*
Flamer : Eh...Miss ? Helloo.
REALLY fat lady : *snore* *snore*
Flamer : YO...WAKE UP !!!!!!!!
REALLY fat lady : WHATWHATWHAT, please don’t kill me...
-=Is this that Ticket Lady again?
Flamer : Eh...Miss, your in a plane...
REALLY fat lady : Oh, yeah that’s right, now why did you wake me up ?!
Flamer : Point 1 : You where snoring and you kept the whole plane up...
Flamer : Point 2 : YOU’RE KILLING ME !!!! I’M GONNA GET SPLASHED AGAINST WINDOW !!!!
-=Like that would be a bad thing.
REALLY fat lady : Oh...Sorry !
Narrator : The REALLY fat lady moves from the seat, and walks to the toilet. ( to never come back again )
Flamer ( shouting ) : FREEDOM !!!!!!
Narrator : The whole plane is looking at him.
Flamer : Eh...Hi...
Narrator : The whole plane goes back to what he was doing...
-=To what he was doing? Gah?
Narrator : A little fat stewardess comes by asking Flamer if he wants to eat or drink something...
Stewardess : Do you want something to eat or drink ???
Flamer : Yes, dwarf elephant girl, I want a Pepsi and a Cheeseburger.
-=Dwarf elephant girl? Where the hell does he GET THIS CRAP?
Narrator : The Stewardess walks away offended.
Flamer : Hey, come back...!!!
Narrator : A BUETIFULL Stewardess comes by...
-=Buetifull! Wow! Only in Flamer’s Dickshunnaree folks!
Flamer : WOW !!!
BUETIFULL Stewardess : Do you want something to eat or drink ???
Flamer : ofcourse ! I want a Pepsi and a Cheeseburger, and eh... whatta you say that we... Dive in the Storage room... *wink wink*
-=Wink wink means that he probably wants to shoot her dead for no reason at all, just like the ticket lady.
BUETIFULL Stewardess : A Pepsi and a Cheeseburger coming up. And, I already have a boyfriend...
Flamer : DAMN !!!
Narrator : 5 min later the Stewardess comes back with the Pepsi and Cheeseburger.
Flamer : Thanks...
Flamer ( eating his Cheeseburger ) : Mmm...I wonder when we’ll arrive...
Flamer ( drinking his Pepsi ) : I’ll better ask the Pilot...
-=I’ll better ask the pilot… Oh boy!
Narrator : So Flamer finished his ‘’ dinner ‘’ and goes to the Pilot.
-=Why is dinner between quotes? Does he even know how to use punctuation?
Flamer : Hello.
Pilot : Hiya.
Flamer : How long for we arrive ?
-=HOW LONG FOR WE ARRIVE!?!
Pilot : About...4 hours.
Flamer : 4 HOURS ??!!
Flamer ( walking back to his seat ) !#$@%^&%$#$.
Narrator : Flamer decided that if he’d go to sleep, it wouldn’t take to long... So he fell asleep...
-=And if we’re lucky, he’ll fall into a coma and never wake up.
Stewardess ( talking in a Microphone ) : We have arrived in Sweden...!
Flamer : *snore* Huh? What ? Yes, I’m there !!!
Stewardess ( talking in a Microphone ) : Message for Flamer !
Flamer : HUH ? I’m here !
Stewardess ( talking in a Microphone ) : Cherubae is waiting for you.
Flamer : Huh ? How did she know ?
Stewardess ( talking in a Microphone ) : Everyone step out of the plane.
Narrator : So Flamer walked out of the Plane.
Flamer : Where would she be ?
Narrator : Suddenly someone knocked on his shoulder...
??????? : You must be Flamer...
Flamer : ...Y.Your Cherubae...
-=What about her Cherubae?
Cherubae : Yep...
Flamer : WOW !!! THE REAL CHERUBAE !!!
Flamer : But...How did you know I was coming to you...?
Cherubae : I’m Psychic, plus...You asked my address so...
Flamer : ................
Cherubae : Well...I know that you want to be a member of the Fantastic 6.
Flamer : Yep.
Cherubae : So...Let’s go to my house. Tomorrow we’ll go to the others...
Flamer : ............ You give me a chance ???
Cherubae : Yep.
Narrator : So Cherubae and Flamer walked of the Airport, and stepped in Cherubae’s car...
Flamer : Cool car !
Cherubae : Thanks. We’ll be driving for a little wile, for about...6 Hours.
Flamer : 6 HOURS ??!!
Cherubae : Yeah....
Flamer : Well...Okay.
Narrator : Flamer and Cherubae talked about Terranigma during the trip. In the 5th hour they where driving...Something strange happened...
Cherubae : Yeah...Ark’s a good bloke...
Flamer : Yeah...
-= I didn’t comment during this whole sequence because it was just such a big load of crap.
Narrator : Suddenly a helicopter started shooting at them...
??????: DIE DIE DIE !!!
Cherubae : WHAT ???
-=He said DIE DIE DIE!
Narrator : The helicopter shot a tire...
Cherubae : No !!
Flamer : What do we do ?
Cherubae : I can’t steer the car !!!
-=… HE ONLY SHOT A DAMN TIRE FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!
Flamer : DAMN...!!!
Narrator : The helicopter shot in Cherubae’s arm...
Cherubae : Ahhhhhhhhh...
Narrator : Cherubae fell out of the car...
-=Once again: WTF!?!?
Cherubae ( now lying on the road ) HEELLPP !!!
Flamer : I’LL SAVE YOU !!!
Narrator : Flamer jumped out of the car, the helicopter was shooting at him, but he didn’t hit...Flamer grabbed Cherubae and ran to a field...
-=Yeah, run to a big, open field. You can really hide from the helicopter there!
Flamer : CHERUBAE !!! ARE YOU STILL THERE ??!!
Cherubae : Yeah...My arm...Leave me here...Save yourself...
Flamer : HELL I DON’T !!!
Cherubae : Farm...Walk to farm...
Flamer : .........
Narrator : The Helicopter was still firing at him but he didn’t hit...
Flamer ( running ) : I can’t do anything if I don’t fire back...
Narrator : So Flamer grabbed his 42-XZ Bazooka and shot the Helicopter...
-=Where the hell did he find a bazooka?
??????? : AHHHH...REATREAT RETREAT !!! I’LL GET YOU FOR THIS BOY !!!
Narrator : The Helicopter flew away...
Flamer who was now almost to the farm Cherubae pointed, sits down, and puts Cherubae against a tree...
-=How the hell did he carry Cherubae and shoot at the same time?
Flamer : You’re alright ?? Were almost by the Farm...
Cherubae : ...............
Cherubae : ...you risked your life for me...
Flamer : .........
-=Cherubae : Too bad you didn’t die…
Narrator : Cherubae fainted...Flamer walked to the farm ( with Cherubae ) knowing she would survive...
The end of Chapter two...
Well...What do you think of it ?
-=CRAP! TOTAL CRAP! NEVER WRITE ANYTHING AGAIN YOU MORON!
I think there will be much more Chapters... If you have idea’s or something, or you want to just mail me, mail me at The_New_Flamer@hotmail.com . I like getting mail !!!
-=Hyuk!
Next In, In Flamer’s dreams :
Where Flamer meets Cherubae’s evil boyfriend...
C’s boyfriend : .........Hi little twerp, hahahaha .
Where Flamer and Cherubae go to Weretigon...
Cherubae : Let’s go...
Flamer : To Weretigon !!!
Where Flamer and Cherubae Crash in the plane...
Pilot : PREPARE FOR AN EMERGANCY LANDING !!!
Next in, In Flamer’s dreams...
Next in, In Flamer’s Dreams MSTed
Flamer : Bleah penis popping sex on a stick!!! HAHAHAHAHAHWHAHThwejtgq hthvnrkthnkbnrtiuowreoiyuehiuwt!!!$/"$!$!!$"!!!
-=I can’t take much more of this.