Recognition of the Genius

Narrator: Screen fades in. Cherubae is lying on a bed wounded, and Flamer is sitting next to her...

Cherubae : uhh...ough...where am I...?

Flamer : Ahh...You finally woke up...

Flamer : You’re in Farmer Dick’s farm.

-=Oh yeah, bring on the penis jokes. HA HA HA anyone got a gun?

Narrator : Cherubae is trying to get up. But then she painfully grabs to her arm.

Flamer : Don’t try to get up. You’ve been shot in your arm. The doctor did get the bullet out, but you need much rest...

-=She only got shot in the ARM dammit!

Cherubae : You...You saved...My life...

Flamer : ................

Narrator : Cherubae grabs Flamer’s hand...

Flamer : .................

Cherubae : Thank...You...

Narrator : Cherubae squeezes Flamer’s had softly...

Flamer : ......Yeah...Well...

Narrator : Suddenly the doctor comes storming in.

Doctor : Oh...No !

Flamer : What is it ?!

-=Doctor : I just realized how a freakishly retarded fanfic this was!

Doctor : Cherubae is infected with the deadly Chimera virus !

Flamer : WHAT ?!

Doctor : She was effected through her wound !

Flamer : OH MY GOD !!! WHAT CAN WE DO ??!!

-=WE CAN END THIS FANFIC!

Narrator : Flamer grabs the doctor and holds him up high.

Flamer : WHAT CAN WE DO !?

Doctor : Easy...If we can find the mystical L.Bulb we can save her...

Flamer ( still holding the doctor ) : You wouldn’t be lying to me now would ya ?!

Doctor : Ofcourse not !

Flamer : WHERE IS IT ??!!
Doctor : In the Sahara...

-= WHERE the FUCK does he GET this CRAP!!!!!!!!

Flamer : Sahara ???

Narrator : Flamer runs out of the room, to the front door, he was just about to open it, when he heard Farmer Dick talk on the telephone.

Dick : Yes, master. That stupid Flamer

-=At least SOMEONE agrees with me.

fell for it... He thinks the mystical bulb is in the Sahara, but I have it...Yes, master. I will reward the doctor for his help...

Narrator : Flamer runs into the room where ( the ) Dick is.

-=HAHAHA! A PENIS JOKE! PRICELESS! COCK! HAHAHA!

Flamer : YOU SON OF A BITCH !!!!!!!!!

Dick : What ??!!!

Narrator : Flamer kills ( the ) Dick

-=ANOTHER ONE!!! SCHLONG! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

and takes the mystical L.Bulb. He runs to the room where Cherubae is, kills the doctor and gives the mystical L.Bulb to Cherubae...Cherubae immediately regains her strength.

Cherubae : WHERE DID YOU DO THAT FOR ??!!

-=… where did you do that for?

Flamer : He worked for that guy who was trying to kill us in the Helicopter ! So did ( the ) Dick !

-=HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! MALE COPULATIVE ORGAN! HAHAHAHA!!!

Cherubae : ...............

Flamer : If they had sent me to the Sahara, they would have the chance to kill you ! Let’s get out of here !

Narrator : Cherubae and Flamer walk to Cherubae’s house. Cherubae opened the door, Cherubae’s Evil boyfriend stood in the doorway.

C’s Evil boyfriend : So...You finally come back, you BITCH.

-=What the hell is THIS crap?

Narrator : C’s Evil boyfriend was just about to hit Cherubae when Flamer gave him a punch.

Flamer : Don’t you dare to hit her !!!

C’s Evil boyfriend : Hi, you little twerp. Hahahahahaha

Narrator : Flamer gave him a punch again.

Flamer : SHUT UP !!!

C’s Evil boyfriend : My Kadabra will kill you !!! Kadabra, I choose you !

-=Alright, once again, WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?!??!!?!?

Narrator : Kadabra comes out of his Pokeball.

Flamer : oh yeah ??? Marowak !!!

Narrator : Marowak comes out of his Pokeball.

C’s Evil boyfriend : Bwahahahaha ! Everyone knows that Ground Pokemon are weak against Psychic Pokemon !

Flamer : Not this one !!!

Flamer : Marowak, the Bonemerang !!!

-=I’M JUST GONNA PUT ANOTHER PENIS JOKE HERE BECAUSE THEY ARE SO FUNNY!

Narrator : Kadabra takes a lot of damage.

C’s Evil boyfriend : Oh Yeah ? Psy – Beam !

Narrator : Marowak evaded the attack.

Flamer : Marowak, Bone Club !!!

Narrator : Kadabra fainted...

-=If I wanted something crappy with Pokemon in it, well, I would’ve watched the Pokemon show!

C’s Evil boyfriend : NO NO !!! I will be back, you twerp. And I’ll get you for this Cherubae !

Narrator : C’s Evil boyfriend ran away...

Flamer : I don’t understand you could have a boyfriend like that...

Cherubae : He forced me to be his girlfriend...

-=Oh yeah, what a plot twist!

Flamer : Well...Anyway, you should call Weretigon.

-=It’s the full moon! Wee! Watch out for those Were-Tigons!

Cherubae : Good idea ! We’ll sleep here tonight.

Flamer : Okidoki

Narrator : Cherubae called Weretigon.

Cherubae : He said that we can come tomorrow...

Flamer : Cool !

Cherubae : We’ll go by plane. For now...We can relax...

Flamer : Oh yeah !!!

Narrator : Cherubae was rich...that’s all I have to say.

Flamer : Man, this bubblebath ROCKS !!!

-=!?!

Cherubae : Yeah, it does !

-=!?! IS HE IN THE BATH WITH CHER?!?

Cherubae : It’s getting night,

-=It’s getting night!

we should go asleep.

-=We should go asleep!!

We have a buzzy day tomorrow...

-=WE HAVE A BUZZY DAY TOMORROW!!!

Flamer : yeah...Goodnight !

Cherubae : Goodnight !

Narrator : Flamer walked to his super – deluxe L.Room . Immediately when he was lying, he fell asleep...

Narrator : Screen fades out...

Narrator : Screen fades in...It was morning, Flamer is lying on the ground.

Cherubae : Good Morning !!!

Flamer : *snore* ggnn...Ahh...Good Morning...

Cherubae : Wow, you look like HELL !!!

Flamer : Thanks...

Cherubae : Nightmare ?

Flamer : I can’t answer this question because it runs counter to my religion...

-=I’m beginning to overuse WTF here.

Narrator : Flamer gets up from the ground.

Cherubae : Well...Anyway, our plane is leaving at 10pm...

Flamer : And what time is it now ?

Cherubae : 9pm...

Flamer : And...How long does it take to get there ?

Cherubae : 6 hours...

Flamer : Ohh......Great...

Cherubae : Not to worry, I’m psychic remember ?

-=And what the hell does THAT have to do with anything?

Cherubae : You just take a shower and dress ‘n stuff. I’ll do the rest.

Flamer : ..................

Cherubae : Hey, trust me.

-=Yeah Flamer, you can dress by yourself! Even though I doubt it.

Flamer : Okay...

Narrator : So Flamer took a shower, dressed, and ate.

Flamer : Ready !

Cherubae : Good, ready to go ?

Flamer : What time is it ?

Cherubae : 9.55pm

Flamer : Oh good ! Then we will only be 5 hours and 55 minutes late !!!

Cherubae : I told you to trust me...Just watch.

Narrator : Cherubae snapped her fingers and *poof* , they were on the Airport.

-=ON the airport?

Cherubae : See ?

Flamer : WOW ! You just keep surprising me !

Cherubae ( pointing ) : That must be our plane.

Narrator : Flamer and Cherubae walked to the plane.

-=And Flamer fell off the airport roof, broke both his legs, and died. The end.

Cherubae : Let’s go...

Flamer : To Weretigon !

Narrator : Flamer and Cherubae entered the plane...

Cherubae’s boyfriend, If your watching. I’m sorry, I don’t mean to insult you. You must be a good guy if you wanna make it by Cherubae ! ( I think ) And really cool ! ( I think ).

-=No, you do NOT think. Stop trying to make us believe that.

I just needed you for my Fanfic, sorry. Mail me once, okay ?

Next in, In Flamer’s dreams.

Where Flamer needs to pas a big test...

Weretigon : The only way to join us is to pas the test...

Flamer : I’m ready...

Where the bad guy reveals himself...

?????? : I’m am...

-=I’m am?!?

C’s Evil boyfriend...

Flamer : WHAT ?????

Does Flamer pas the test...? Does Flamer beats C’s Evil boyfriend...?

Next in, In Flamer’s dreams...

 Next in, In Flamer’s Dreams…

Flamer : Boy oh boy I’m a gay idiot!

-=So true!