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In Flamer’s dreams
Chapter four
Recognition of the Hero
Narrator : Screen fades in. Cherubae and Flamer are talking in the plane...
Flamer : I’m hungry...
Cherubae : Already ??? We’ve just finished breakfast !
Flamer : I’m always hungry...
Narrator : A stewardess comes walking by...
Flamer : Ah, I want a Cheeseburger and a Pepsi !
Stewardess : Huh ? We don’t serve that.
Flamer : Huh ? Well...What do you have ?
Stewardess : ...Vegetables...
Flamer : AHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
Narrator : The whole plane is looking at him...
Flamer : Eh...Hi.
-=Deja vu. Which is a bad thing.
Narrator : The whole plane goes back what he was doing.
-=I think he just copy/pasted this part.
Cherubae : I think he means he doesn’t want anything...
Stewardess : Err...Okay.
Cherubae : How long will it take till we’ll be there ?
Flamer : LONG.
Cherubae : Mmm...
Pilot : Eh, there’s something wrong...
Pilot : Oops, that was the wrong button.
Pilot : FASTEN YOUR SEATBELLTS !!!
Pilot : PREPARE FOR EMERGANCY LANDING !!!
-=Another part I didn’t comment because I’d have to comment EACH DAMN LINE! Now let’s take a moment and look at EMERGANCY.
Narrator : Cherubae, Flamer, and the rest of the plane fastened their seatbelts...
Cherubae : I’M SO SCARED !!!
Flamer : Nothing to worry about...
Cherubae : WERE GONNA DIE !!!
Flamer : SHUT UP !!! WERE NOT GONNA DIE !!!
-=Too bad.
Narrator : The plane hit the ground...
Cherubae : NAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH !!!
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in...Cherubae and Flamer are lying in the snow...
Flamer : Ough...Mmm...Ahh...What happened...?
Flamer : Cherubae ! Wake up !
Cherubae : Ough...Ough...I’m alright...
Flamer : No Chimera ?
Cherubae : Ha, ha, very funny...
-=No it wasn’t.
Flamer : Where are we ?
Cherubae ( pointing ) : Hey, that house there, that’s Weretigon’s !!!
Flamer : Really ? That’s a coincidence...
Narrator : Flamer and Cherubae walked to Weretigon’s house and knocked on the door...
Weretigon : WHO’S THERE ???
Cherubae : CHERUBAE !!!
Narrator : Weretigon opened the door...
Weretigon : CHERUBAE !!!
Cherubae : I’m okay, just a little sleepy...
Weretigon : Is that the Flamer you were talking about ???
-=Oh God…
Cherubae : Yes.
Weretigon : Come in !
Narrator : Cherubae was so tired that she immediately fell asleep, Weretigon carried her to bed. Then He and Flamer had an interesting talk...
Weretigon : So...Your Flamer...I heard a lot about you.
Weretigon : You’re a very interesting boy...Cherubae is the strongest person I ever saw, but just then, she couldn’t handle it anymore, she immediately fell asleep... But you seem just fine...
-=SELF-PROMOTION ALERT! EQUIP ANTI-CRAPPYNESS SUITS!
Flamer : Thanks...Yes, Cherubae is a VERY strong woman...I don’t know her that long, but we’ve been trough a lot together.
Weretigon : You strongly remind me at someone you know that ?
-= WERtigon : Someone I met in a mental institute.
Weretigon : Well, I should call the others...
Flamer : Even Snape ? I think Cherubae will go Berserk again then...
Weretigon ( laughing ) : hahaha...Maybe, we’ll see.
Narrator : So Weretigon called the others that they were coming as soon as Cherubae wakes up...
Weretigon : Well...I told them we’ll come when Cherubae wakes up.
Flamer : Good.
Weretigon : Flamer...? Who exactly are you ?
-=I’m RAINMAN! Except without the being a genius part.
Flamer : Huh ? What do you mean ?
Weretigon : Never mind...
Weretigon : I think Terranigma has a great Ending !
-=WHY IS THAT LINE THERE?!? IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!
Flamer : Yeah ! Incredible !
Narrator : Then Cherubae came walking in...
Cherubae ( stretching ): Waahhh...Good Morning.
Flamer : Not really, Midday.
Weretigon : Well...Let’s go !
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in... Cherubae, Flamer, Weretigon, Cyrus, Conspiracy, Dais and Terranigma – Freak
-=Terranigma - Freak = Even crappier fanfic.
are sitting in a plane going to Snape...
Flamer : Cherubae ?
Cherubae : Yes ?
Flamer : Why aren’t you a member of the Fantastic 6 ? We’ll I’m sort of their leader. Just like the X – Men. Prof. X isn’t really a X – man.
-=… that’s a sorry excuse for an explanation right there.
Flamer : Mmm...
Weretigon : Were there !
Cyrus : GREAT ! *nt*
Flamer : WILL YOU STOP THAT !!??
Flamer : You’ve been doing that the whole trip !!!
Cyrus : Sorry *n...*
-=And now he’s making fun of Cyrus’ *nt*!
Narrator : They all stepped out of the plane...
Dais : Look ! There’s Snape !
Snape : Hi everybody !!!
Flamer : Uh oh ?
Dais : What ?
Flamer : Look at Cherubae...
Cherubae : ...............
Flamer : Ahhhh, that color, SHE GONNA EXPLODE !!!!!
Everyone : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
Cherubae : YOU PICTURE STEALER !!!!!!!!!!!!
-=YOU CRAPPY WRITER!
Snape : HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP
Narrator : Cherubae chased Snape...
Cherubae : I’M GONNA KILL YOU !!!
Snape : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!
Snape : SHE’S GONNA KILL ME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flamer : We gotta help Snape !!!
Narrator : Flamer jumped on Cherubae...
Flamer : CHERUBAE, STOP THAT !!!
Cherubae : GET OFFA ME, I’M GONNA KILL HIM!
Narrator : Flamer punched Cherubae...
Flamer : ACT NORMAL OR I’M GOING BERSERK AND YOU DON’T WANNA SEE THAT !!!
-=Actually, yes, I do. Probably saner than your usual state.
Narrator : Cherubae cooled down...
Flamer : Phew...
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in. All members and Flamer are sitting around a table...
Weretigon : If you want to be a member of the F6 you gotta past a test. Normally we wouldn’t let just anybody do this but Cherubae has a lot of trust in you. Plus you saved her life a few times, so...
Flamer : Okay, what’s the test ?
Weretigon : You gotta fight me...In Weretiger form...
-=WERE-TIGER!!! HAHAHAHAHA!! I NEVER SAW THAT COMING!!!
Flamer : WOW !!!
Weretigon : Everyone has to past the test...
Flamer : Okay, I’m ready...
Weretigon : WERETIGER !!!!!!!!!!!!
Narrator : Weretigon transformed in a horrible monster...
-=He became… FLAMER!
Weretiger : GGROOOWWWLLLL !!!
Narrator : Weretiger jumped on Flamer...
Flamer : AAAHHHHHHH !!!
Narrator : Weretiger’s nails cut deep into Flamer’s skin...
-=And killed him, hopefully.
Flamer : AAAHHHHHHH !!! GET OFFA ME !!!
Narrator : Flamer threw Weretiger of him...
Flamer : ATWISTEDBOOGY !!!
-=Guess what! WTF!
Narrator : Flamer did the dangerous Atwistedboogy attack where he spins in the air with his feet. A sort of Hurricane – Kick in Street Fighter. Weretiger is in pain...
-=I have a headache.
Weretiger : GRROOWWLLL...
Narrator : Weretiger changed back in Weretigon...
Flamer : That was easy...
Weretigon : INCREDIBLE...YOUR NOT A NORMAL BOY...YOU’RE, YOU’RE...DAMN !!!
-=Actually, he’s A damn. A DAMN MORON!
You strongly remind me of someone...
Conspiracy : Congratulations ! Your now a member of the Fantastic 6... I mean, Fantastic 7 !!!
-=WOW! FANTASTIC! NOW SHUT UP AND END THIS ‘FIC ALREADY!
Flamer : Wow....
Narrator : suddenly the roof turned into dust...
Everyone : WHAT ???
Narrator : A helicopter circled around the house...
Cherubae : Oh no, not again...
???????? : DIE DIE DIE !!!
-=AGAIN?
Flamer : STOP !!! YOU’RE A SISSY IF YOU FIGHT SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T KNOW YOU!
-=No you’re not. You’re just an idiot.
???????? : Sadly, your right...
???????? : I’m...C’s Boyfriend.
Flamer : WHAT ???
Cherubae : WHAT ???
Flamer : YOUR WORKING FOR SOMEONE, YOUR NOT SMART ENOUGH TO PLAN THIS ON YOUR OWN !!!
-=You’re not smart enough to write a good fanfic.
C’s boyfriend : I’M NOT STUPID, BUT YOUR RIGHT...
Flamer : WHO IS IT ???
C’s boyfriend : You’ll find out...
Narrator : Suddenly C’s boyfriend shot at them with a weird laser pistol...
Narrator : The last thing Flamer heard was an evil laugh...
-=KEFKA!
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in. Cherubae and the rest are lying in a room with an altar...
Conspiracy : ...Ough...Ah...Everyone, wake up !
Snape : Mmm...Mommy, five minutes...
Narrator : Conspiracy gave Snape a slap...
Conspiracy : Wake up you idiot !
Snape : OUCH !!! Hey !
Dais : Where are we ?
Cherubae : Where’s Flamer ?!
Weretigon ( pointing ) : There, on the Altar !!!
Narrator : Suddenly a wave of Darkness hit them...
Familiar voice : DIE !
Flamer : ...Ough...ah...NOOOOO !!!
Narrator : The Darkness wave left...
Narrator : They where all glued to the ground...
Familiar voice : Now, your gonna die !
Weretigon : What’s going on here ?!
Familiar voice : I might as well tell you...
Familiar voice : Do you know who you are, boy ?
Flamer : ........?
Familiar voice : Your...
Weretigon : Ark ! He’s Ark. He reminded me of Ark !
-=W-H-A-T!?!? OH MY FREAKING GOD THIS IS GAY.
Familiar voice : Indeed...He’s Ark...
Snape : But wait a minute...Terranigma is a videogame...
Familiar voice : I will tell all...
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in...We see Perel standing before the hole where Ark jumped in to go to the Underworld the last time...
Perel : Ark...Your not coming back...
Familiar voice : This is Perel as you see...When Ark didn’t return, he decided to write everything down that Ark did...
-=Wee… such a great plot!
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in. We the Quintet headquarters...
Familiar voice : You see that black man there ? That’s Perel...He’s still young, that’s because Light Gaia gave him the strength of Immortality... They now finished Terranigma...
-=I’m gonna kill myself. No, really. I wasted my time reading this crap.
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in. Were back in the altar now...
Cyrus : So...Terranigma REALLY happened... *nt*
Familiar voice : And so did the Other SoulBlazer’s.
Weretigon : Okay, and what’s the stuff about Flamer being Ark ?
-=Oh that? That’s just a BUNCH OF CRAP.
Familiar voice : Light Gaia promised that if the world was in danger again, he would appear again. He did...But Light Gaia didn’t had enough strength left to give him his memory back...
Weretigon : Ooooookay, I have one question left ; Who are you ?
Familiar voice : I’m...DARK GAIA, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
-=HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT’S FUNNY.
Flamer : WHAT ?! But...I sealed you a long time ago, when I still was Ark..
Flamer : I all remember it now...
Dark Gaia : I was sealed, but I escaped. But not without losing power...
Dark Gaia : Now, with your strength, I will regain power !!!
Narrator : Suddenly Flamer keels over in agonizing pain.
Flamer : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!
Narrator : Screen fades out...
Narrator : Screen fades in. Everything is dark...
Cyrus : Is it over ? *nt*
Conspiracy : I think so...
Cherubae : FLAMER !!!
Flamer : I’m alive !!!
-=Crud.
Hey, I still have all my strength. Now I know why I can do all those super – duper moves
-=Double-Crud.
; I learned it when I was Ark !!!
Cherubae : Flamer ! Thank goodness.
Snape : It’s over !
-=The fanfic’s over? No kidding?
Dark Gaia : BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Dark Gaia : NOT AT ALL, I HAVE COPYED ARK’S STRENGTH TO MINE !!! I’M BACK... AND NOW, I WILL DESTROY EARTH !
Flamer : Not before you destroyed ME !
-=YES! KILL HIM!!!
Everyone : AND US !!!
Snape : Even me ?
Cherubae : YES, EVEN YOU !
PSnape : EEP ! OKAY !
Narrator : There was a minute silence, and then...
Flamer : YAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!
Narrator : Screen fades out...
The end of Chapter four...
Wow...That’s exiting no ?
-=No.
That’s why I gonna let you wait to see the 5th and last Chapter...Hahahahahaha !
-=Hahahahahaha you’re so funny I’m gonna kill myself.
Feel free to mail me at The_New_Flamer@hotmail.com ...
Next in, In Flamer’s dreams...
The 5th and last Chapter, where the Final Battle takes place...
The 5th and last Chapter, where Flamer reveals his true power...
Shall Dark Gaia be defeated, Shall the world be saved ...?
Next in, In Flamer’s dreams...
( oh my god, I am so mean...)
-=For releasing this? Yes, you are. The world is a sadder place because of you.
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