The Final Battle

Narrator : The last time we saw our hero’s, they were, well...

-=They were in the worst fanfic to hit Terranigma since ‘A New Evil’

Just where they are now...

Flamer : YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dark Gaia : You Mortal fools ! You cannot beat me.

Narrator : Flamer ran towards Dark Gaia...

Dark Gaia : Your mine boy...You and the other SoulBlazers have messed with me for the last time...

Dark Gaia : And now for the others...

Narrator : A few bosses from SoulBlazer, Illusion of Gaia, and Terranigma appeared...

-=Such imagination!

Cherubae : These guys are ours.

Weretigon : Let’s rock and roll...

-=I still can’t get over that Were-Tigon thing.

Narrator : While Cherubae and the others battled the bosses, Flamer fought Dark Gaia...

Flamer : You can’t win. I, Will, and Blazer defeated you once, we will do it again.

-=Can’t you just shut up?

Dark Gaia : You never truly defeated me...I will win always because...

Flamer : Light can’t survive without Dark. Yeah, yeah, don’t give me that crap again...GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

Narrator : Flamer slashed Dark Gaia a few times...

Dark Gaia : You pathetic fool...!

-=THE ELDER? Oh wait, that’s ENORMOUS fool. My bad. I thought there was an actually funny joke here.

Narrator : Dark Gaia disappeared...

Flamer : I know this attack...It’s the energy storm from IoG !

-=…

Narrator : Green blobs fell out of the air...

Flamer : I knew...

Narrator : Flamer ran around avoiding the blobs...

Flamer : *yawn* what else have you got...?

Dark Gaia : Grrr...Gaia Rage !

Narrator : Flamer was hit...

-=And killed? (Please?)

Flamer : OUCH ! HEY !

Narrator : Flamer did the slide attack...

Narrator : Dark Gaia evaded the attack...

Dark Gaia : Fool ! Lightning Beam !!!

Flamer : Uh oh...

Narrator : Flamer shielded just in time...

Narrator : Flamer and Dark Gaia circled around each other waiting for another chance to attack...

-=Just like in wrestling matches!

Narrator : Meanwhile, by the others...

Cherubae : SCREW YOU !!!

Narrator : Cherubae fought Solid Arm...

Solid Arm : I am invincible !!! BWAHAHAHAHAAH.

Cherubae : Yeah right...

Narrator : Cherubae drew her Laser Gun...

Solid Arm : Uh oh...

Narrator : Solid arm dissolved in a little green blob...

-=This is just dumb.

Narrator : Cyrus was ‘fighting’ Deathtoll, form SoulBlazer...

Cyrus : *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt*

Deathtoll : STOP THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH !!!

Cyrus : *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt* *nt*

Narrator : Cyrus was annoyed to death...

-=That should be DEATHTOLL YOU MORON!!!

Weretigon : WERETIGER !!!

Narrator : Weretigon was fighting Bloody Mary...

Weretiger : GRRROOWWLLL...

Weretiger : Did you had nice sons ?

Bloody Mary : Yes, they were so cute and...

-=It’s that time again kids! WTF!

Narrator : BM didn’t had time to finish...

Narrator : Conspiracy fought the Vampires from IoG...

Conspiracy : Garlic attack !

Narrator : ...You know...

-=No, I don’t, and I don’t want to.

Sand Fanger : I will bury you in the sand !!!

Narrator : Snape was fighting the Sand Fanger from IoG...

Snape : Come little wormy...Come to papa bird...

Sand Fanger : AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHh !!!

Narrator : *puke* *gurgle* *gulp* *puke*...

-=And WTF some more!

Narrator : Dais was fighting the Dark Morph...

Dais : Can you change into a dead man and never come back to life again ? I bet you can’t !

Dark Morph : Oh yes I can ! *transform*....................................

Dais: I...Am...So...Smart...And simple...

-=It just keeps on coming and coming! WTF!

Narrator : Terranigma freak was ‘unwrapping the Mummy queen’...

Narrator : All bosses were dead...

Terranigma Freak : MAN ! That was so easy, I didn’t even enjoy it...Oh, wait a minute...I DID ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

-=HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT’S NOT FUNNY! NOW SHUT UP!

Cherubae : Now it’s all up to Flamer...

Narrator : Screen fades out...

PNarrator : Screen fades in...

Flamer : I’M GETTING SICK OF YOU !!! GYAAAAAAAAAA !

Narrator : Dark Gaia takes some damage...

Flamer ( 10hp ) :.............

Dark Gaia ( 10hp ) : ............

-=I have a feeling I better get a lot of WTF handy here.

Dark Gaia ( 10hp ) : Gengar, I choose you !

-=WTF?!?

Narrator : Gengar comes out of it’s Pokeball...

Flamer ( 10hp ) : Raichu, go !

Narrator : Raichu comes out of it’s Pokeball...

Dark Gaia ( 10hp ) : An Electric type against a Ghost type, gee, who will win? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

-=WTF!?!

Flamer ( 10hp ) : I dunno...Raichu, THUNDER !!!

Narrator : Gengar takes some damage...

Dark Gaia ( 10hp ) : Gengar, Confusion Ray !

Narrator : Raichu is Confused.

Flamer : Damn ! Raichu, come back. Alakazam, lets kick some ass !

-=!?!

Flamer : Alakazam.....PSYCIC !!!

-=It’s PSYCHIC!!!

Narrator : Gengar fainted...

Dark Gaia : Grrr...My Pokemon are weaker than me...

-=I… don’t… CARE!!!

Narrator : Dark Gaia try’s to hit Flamer, but he evades the attack...

Flamer : HIYA !

Narrator : Flamer hits Dark Gaia. His 10hp is down...

Dark Gaia : Ugh...Ugh...No...You can’t...not again...GRRRRRR LIGHTNING BEAM!!!!!

Flamer : AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, NO !!!!

-=Is he dead? HURRAY!

Narrator : Screen fades out...

Narrator : Screen fades in, Cherubae and the others are running towards Flamer...

Cherubae : Flamer !!!

Narrator : They try to help him up...

Conspiracy : Is he dead...?

-=YES! PLEASE!

Snape : ..................

Dais : He can’t be...

-=YES HE CAN DAMMIT!

Cherubae : Flamer ? Flamer ! Wake up...

Flamer : Ugh...ahh...Mmm...Good morning everyone.

-=Oh crud.

Cherubae : Flamer !!!

Flamer : .........Did I won ?

-=Did I won?

Conspiracy : Yo !

Narrator : Suddenly a voice was heard...

Familiar Voice : I must stop killing...The hero’s...Who saved the world...

-=Such craptacular nonsense!

Narrator : Screen fades out...

Narrator : Screen fades in. We see Flamer and Cherubae sitting in Cherubae’s house...

Cherubae : So...That was an adventure...

Flamer : Yeah !

Cherubae : Oh, by the way, Weretigon called me, and he said there’s a meeting tomorrow.

Flamer : Can I come to ?

Cherubae : Sure, your a member of the F6...I mean 7 now, right ?

Flamer : Yeah !

-=Where the ‘And Flamer and Cherubae lived happily ever after and had lots of children HAHAHAHAHAHA I am so funny hahahahaha!!"/%%/"?%?"?"?"$/%"/$?$/"&%6bwutghfoiuvt’ line?

Well, that was it, In Flamer’s dreams is over.

-=THANK GOD.

-=And folks, here’s the last one: