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-"But that's besides the point!!! If you didn't push me down the cliff in the first place, I wouldn't have tried to zap you!" said Dark Gaia.
-"Hey! It was Light Gaia who told me to piss you off!"
-"BOTH OF YOU! SHUT UP!" yelled Light Gaia.
-"Hey! The booty-shaking stopped!" said Yomi.
-"What about the damn glue?" asked Dark Gaia.
-"Oh, the glue's effect has been gone for 100 000 000 years."
-"WHAT!!!!!" shouted both Light and Dark Gaia. "YOU LITTLE FU…"
-"Now now, at least we spent some quality time together!"
-"I'LL KILL YOU!!! YOU FRIGGIN ASS HOLE!!!" screamed Light Gaia.
-"NOW I'M PISSED!" (I think you can guess who said that)
-"Yay! I won!" (This one too)
-"Dammit! I would kick your ass right now Yomi, but I REALLY have to go wee-wee! You're lucky… this time!" said Dark Gaia.
-"NO! LET'S WORK TOGETHER TO DESTROY HIM NOW!" said Light Gaia.
-"But I really have to gooo!!!"
-"Fine, but be quick! I'll hold him down while you're gone."
Yomi tries to sneak away…
-"Oh no you're not!" says Light Gaia as he grabs Yomi by the wings.
-"Woo, that felt good!" said Dark Gaia.
-"Let's finish him!"
-"Yes!"
-"YOMI, PREPARE TO BE BLASTED TO BITS!!!" shouted Light Gaia.
-"BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID! YOUR END IS NEAR!" yelled Dark Gaia.
-"Why are you both bald?" asked Yomi, innocently.
-"…"
-"…"
-"Well, I'm off! Bye-bye!"
-"Dammit, he got away! said Dark Gaia.
-"Oh well… screw him…"
After this little incident, Yomi layed low for a while. He used this time to think of ways to improve his friendship with Light and Dark Gaia. After a couple of centuries, since he hadn't tought of anything and he was really bored, he went to see Light Gaia.
-"Hey! It's me!"
-"Not you. I tought you were rotting in some dark part of a far-away galaxy… Seems like wishes don't come true after all…"
-"I see you're as glad to see me as I am to see you!"
-"Oh shut up…"
-"So, what have you been up to?"
-"Creating "Earth"…"
-"Creating "Earth"? What the… HELL… is "Earth"?"
-"A planet. I'll put lifeforms on it."
-"Yay! That'll be more people to play with! So, how far is your "Earth" anyway?"
-"Well, so far it's Alpha Version 0.23"
-"Mmm… anyway, I wanna blow up some stuff with my laser-vision."
-"Why?"
-"Hey, I won't be buggin' ya!"
-"Good point. Well, I'll send some asteroids over there, in that galaxy. Have fun."
-"Thanx"
Yomi wandered over and blew up some asteroids. After a while he decided to see what was the biggest asteroid he could destroy. He destroyed a couple of huge ones, but he wanted a bigger challenge. That's when he spotted Earth. The magnificient blue sphere, hovering freely in space, quietly lying in the vast space of… space. Yomi was hypnotized by this extravagant view. He zapped the planet before he even knew what he was doing. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
-"Uh-oh" said Yomi to himself. "I'm in deep s**t now!"
-"AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!MY PLANET!!!!!!!!!! YOOOOOOOOMI!!!!!!!"
From here on, things get pretty ugly. Let's just say that it ended with Yomi getting his laser-vision removed. Yomi decided to stay out of view for another couple of centuries. During that time Light Gaia rebuilt Earth from the blueprints he kept exactly for this kind of situation.
-"Now what will I do for fun? Let's go see what Dark Gaia is up to!"
In Dark Gaia's part of the universe…
-"I shall destroy life on Light Gaia's precious Earth with my "Ice Age"! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I'll freeze 'em all!!!"
-"Yo, wassup homey?"
-"Not you… Go to… HELL…!"
-"Watcha building? Ice sculpture?"
-"No. For your information, lower lifeform, this is the "Ice Age". I'll freeze that stupid Light Gaia's Earth with it!"
-"Hey, what's that powder you have? I think I'm allergic to it…"
That's when Yomi sneezed like he never sneezed before. Remember, he can cause earthquakes by shouting at the top of his lungs. Sneezing at the top of his lungs also work. Exactly when he sneezed, the ground started to shake. A loud rumbling sound could be heard. A gigantic crack teared the ground in two. The immense "Ice Age" sculpture fell down it… landing right on… HELL… and freezing it. That's when… HELL… froze over.
-"ARGH! MY ICE AGE!!! AND… HELL… HOW DARE YOU!!!"
-"Eep!"
-"Maybe I cannot destroy you, but I shall send you to another dimension!"
-"Oh no! PLEASE NO!"
-"YES!"
With gesture of the hand and a big puff of smoke, Yomi is sent to another dimension.