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When we last left Yomi, wich is a few lines ago, he was sent to another dimension by Dark Gaia, because he pissed him off.
-"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore…" said Yomi to himself.
-"You are in the DOTEDDAMWSBROSAOTOA."
-"Huh? Who said that? And what the… HELL… is the DOTEDDAMWSBROSAOTOA?"
-"I did."
A HUGE black hole appeared.
-"Where are you?"
-"The hole, I am the hole."
-"What the?!?!"
-" The DOTEDDAMWSBROSAOTOA is short for the Dimension Of The Evil Dudes, Demons And Monsters Who Shall Be Resurrected Or Summoned At One Time Or Another."
-"Oooookay… and you are?"
-"I am… The Void."
-"The… the Void?"
-"Yes… THE VOID!"
-"No! NO! NOT THE VOID!"
-"YES!!! IT IS I!!! THE VOID!!!"
-"NOOOOOOOO! What the… HELL… is the Void anyway?"
-"Some kinda big black hole. By the way, call me Lloyd."
-"That would make you Lloyd the Void. That rhymes!"
-"Hehe, yeah, I know."
-"So do you kn…"
-"Heyhey! And who might you be?"
-"I'm Yomi. Who're you?"
-"Meteor. But call me Melchior."
-"Why do all your names rhyme?"
-"Coincidence" said Lloyd.
-"Anyway, I wanna know ho…" started Yomi.
-"Hey, a visitor! What's your name?"
-"Yomi. Who're you?"
-"I'm the Guardian, you know, the dude who'll try to destroy Britannia?"
-"What the… HELL… is Britannia."
-"I don't know yet. I only have the script. Apparently, someone named the Avatar will vanquish me through a couple of sequels and so on."
-"Wow… so, as I was saying, I need to…"
-"Hey, someone new!" said a girl.
-"Cool! What's his name?" said a guy.
-"He seems weird." Said another girl.
-"Why? Cause he's a ball of purple goo?" said another guy.
-"Oh great! MORE people! Who're you guys?"
-"We're the Sinistr…"
-"You know what? I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO YOU GUYS ARE! I WANNA GET OUT OF HERE!"
-"I know how to get out." said Lloyd
-"How? Pleeeeease tell me how! I'm gonna blast this whole friggin place if you don't tell me how!"
-"Woah! Chill dude! It's pretty easy actually. You just have to go through the Cleft of Dimensions."
-"Is there anymore freaks like these guys in there?"
-"Nope."
-"Great! Well, I'm off then! See ya!"
About 35 "byes" were heard at the same time.
-"This place is too cramped…" said Yomi.
-"Don't you wanna know WHERE the Cleft of Dimensions is?"
-"Yeah, that would help."
-"C'mon, I'll show you." said Lloyd.
Yomi followed Lloyd to some kind of big black hole (Wich looked a lot like Lloyd.).
-"Who's this? Your brother?"
-"No, it's the Cleft! My physical features are much more dashing than those of the Cleft!"
-"Waddaya mean "much more dashing"? The girls think that I'M the handsome one!" said the Cleft.
-"This is too weird for me… I just want to get out of here!
-"Here's the pizza you ordered. That'll be 242 $ please." Said the pizzaman.
-"Huh? I didn't order any pizza! And anyway, humans aren't even invented yet!"
-"I'm not human! No pizzaman is! You think HUMANS could manage to deliver a pizza within 30 minutes?"
-"You got a point there. But now I wanna go back to my dimension!"
-"Just walk into me." said the Cleft.
-"Ummm… okay. I'm going in!"
-"I'm coming too. You have to pay for the pizza. I'm not leaving till you pay."
-"Oh, why not? I'm coming too!" said Lloyd.
And so, in they went.
-"Ooo! That tickles!" said the Cleft.