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Yomi, Lloyd and the pizzaman are finally back to Yomi's dimension.
-"Woo! That was a wild ride huh guys?" said Yomi with a big grin.
-"It sure was! Hey, remember when you wanted to try smoking, but you dropped the cigarette and it burnt that whole village down?" said Lloyd.
-"Oh yeah, that sure was funny! All those people yelling and screaming, running around!" said the pizzaman.
-"Hehe, and Yomi was like "Gee, I'm sorry dudes! I just wanted to try smoking! Who knew that all that gasoline we sprayed the town with would burn so fast!"
-"Hey! I didn't sound so pathetic!" said Yomi
-"Sure you didn't!"
-"Oh, just shut up guys. I wanna show you Light Gaia and Dark Gaia!"
Light Gaia and Dark Gaia were both enjoying cocktails sitting in beach chairs on Light Gaia's Earth.
-"Boy Dark, things sure have calmed down since you sent Yomi to another dimension!"
-"Yup."
-"You know that idiot will surely find a way to come back, don't you?"
-"Yup."
-"Why have you only said yup for the last millenium?"
-"Yup."
-"Are you gay?"
-"Yup… HEY!"
-"Hehe, just checking."
-"…"
-"…"
-"So… ummm… waddaya wanna do today?"
-"I dunno…"
-"Yup…"
-"Yup…"
-"… I wish Yomi was here…"
-"AH! DON'T SAY THAT!"
-"Heyhey guys! Seems like wishes do come true after all!" said Yomi,
-"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed both Gaias.
-"Oh, look at them guys! They're so happy to see me!"
-"Oh no! He has friends now! AAAAAHHH!!!"
-"Hiya! I'm the Void! My name's Lloyd!"
-"And I'm the pizzaman!"
-"Oh man… I don't feel so good…" said Light Gaia.
-"Here, have some of my pizza."
-"Oh shut up."
-"Hey, how about I send them to another dimension again?"
-"No, it's no use… We have to face it Dark… we can't get rid of him…"
-"Yep, you're absolutely right! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME! YOU CAN'T GET RID OF ME!
-"STOP THAT!"
-"Hey, but maybe there IS a way!"
-"HOW!!!"
-"I'll tell you later, when he's not there…"
-"Whatever… C'mon guys! I wanna show you… HELL…! Bring some wieners and marshmallows too. We're gonna have ourselves a barbecue!"
Yomi, the pizzaman and Lloyd go see… HELL… with marshmallows and wieners galore.
-"Okay, he's gone… now here's the plan…"
-"Well Yomi, this was a fun trip, but I'm gonna be summoned soon, so I better get back to the DOTEDDAMWSBROSAOTOA."
-"Yeah, I have to go too. Oh yeah, you didn't pay for that pizza yet."
-"Put it on my tab."
-"You don't have a tab."
-"Then make Light pay for it."
-"Gotcha. Well, bye."
-"See ya pizzaman, and you too Lloyd."
-"Bye Yomi. Let's meet up again later."
With his too new friends gone, Yomi decides to go see Light Gaia to play another game of "Piss Off Dark Gaia".
-"Hey Light, hey Dark."
-"Hiya Yomi! How're you doing?"
-"Woah! You're in a good mood!"
-"Yeah. It's because me and Dark are going on a little vacation. While we're gone, would you keep this box safe for us?"
-"Yeah, sure. Where are you two going?"
-"Uh…"
-"Uh… to a new planet Light made!"
-"Okey dokey!"
-"Oh yeah. By the way Yomi, be sure NOT TO OPEN the box."
-"Okay, I won't…"
-"Well, we're off."
-"Bye…"
And so, Light and Dark Gaia are off to a new planet… let's say the Sun, even tough it's a star.
-"Are you sure this'll work?" asks Light Gaia.
-"Du'h! It's Yomi!"
-"I hope you're right…"
Back at Yomi…
-"Idiots! Now let's see what's in this box…
As Yomi opens the box, he gets blinded by a flash of energy. He backs off, but the box sucks him in…
A few years later…
-"See, I told you it would work!" said Dark.
-"Finally! Now, what do we do with the box?"
-"Let's entrust it to someone safe…"
-"Like who?"
-"I don't know. Let's hold an audition!"
And so they install a little booth with a big sign with "AUDITIONS FOR A PERSON WHO CAN TAKE CARE OF A BOX" inscribed on it. The first person arrives a few seconds later.
-"That was fast."
-"Yeah, I never miss an audition!"
-"Can you take care of a box?"
-"I don't know, let's see!"
-"You're not what we're looking for. NEXT!"
The next person in line enters.
-"So, can you take care of a box?"
-"Arr, matey! Yar askin' me if I can take care of a box? I've buried tons of boxes in my life! And if anyone tries to open it, I'll make 'em walk the plank matey!"
-"Hmm… we'll see if there's anyone better for the job."
-"Arr! I see… turned down again… Well, if thar evar is need far me, call me!"
-"NEXT!"
A bearded person enters.
-"So, do you think you could take care of this box?"
-"Sure! I already took care of a golden statue, and didn't break it! I'm sure I can take care of this box!"
-"What would you do with this box?"
-"I would… put it in a cave!"
-"Well… you seem okay…you're hired! What's your name?
-"Mr. Carpainter."
And so, the story of how Yomi got stuck in a box in a blue cave is clear now… but what about the pizzaman? Did Light Gaia ever paid Yomi's bill? And what about the pirate? Did he find a job? These, my friends, are other stories… until next time, farewell…
-"Guys? Hey guys! Get me outta here! Come on!"
Upcoming fanfics:
Ark and Yomi hit the road!
Ark and Yomi need gems, and the only way they can think of is to put up a magic show!
The Incredible Adventures of Meilin!
The ever-hated brat goes on a world tour!
The Incredible Adventures of Perel!
Learn how Perel got his skateboard and got disqualified from the Olympics!
And more in the Incredible Adventure series…
Upcoming games:
The Rpg X-Files Rpg
No info given for this one!
Whack-A-Meilin
Guess this one is self-explanatory, but I abandoned this one after I deleted it by accident. Based on the good
ol' Whack-A-Mole game. Snape, maybe you'd like to take over?
Galinstar, Crappy Intro Productions © 1999. Galinstar@Hotmail.com