Last time we saw our heroes, they were all dead. Well, they still are. So I'll be reviving em now. Right now. Now! I really mean it! DON'T MAKE ME MAD! AAARGH! REVIVE GODDAMN YOU!!!

"Owwww… my head…" Ark whined.

"Nyaaaa! Nyahahahahah! Nyaaaaaa!!!" This was the incredibly psychopathic laughter of the Flying Grandma.

"Oh no! Ark! Do something!" Yomi panicked.

"What do you want me to do? I just revived for God's sake!"

"Whack her with your spear!"

"I got a better idea! Let's hide in the box!"

"But the place is a mess! I had a party last night and didn't clean up yet…"

"… You had a party and didn't invite me?!" Ark asked coldly.

"Well, it wasn't really a party… it was more of an orgy actually…"

"I don't even want to know what kind of people YOU would invite to an orgy…"

"Uh, guys? Remember the Evil Flying Grandma Who Will Destroy The World?" asked The Flying Grandma.

"Oh sorry. AAAAHH!! WE'RE DOOMED! WE WILL ALL DIE!!! AAAAHHH!!!"

"Dammit! Calm down Ark!"

"Why?"

"… Just do it…"

"Okay, I'll do it! DO THE DEW!" and just then, the Flying Grandma is crushed by a giant can of Mountai Dew. "YAY! I saved the world! Once again! I rule! I'm the best! YES! I AM THE BEST!" Ark began to chant. "I AM THE BEST! I AM THE BEST! I AM THE BEST!"

"Gee Ark, it's a good thing that you're modest!"

"Pi…"

"Hey Ark, did you hear something?"

"I AM THE… Huh? No, I didn't hear anything. I AM THE BEST!"

"Pi…"

"There! I heard it again!"

"Must be those voices in your head."

"Pika…"

"Hey! I heard it too!"

"Pikachu!" said the yellow mouse.

"Ooooh! It's so cute!" said Yomi

"Pikachu? PIKACHU? PIKACHU!!!!! PIIIIIIIIKACHU!!!!" yelled Ark

"Well, you seem to like pikachu a lot Ark!"

"Like him? LIKE HIM! KILL IT!!! I HATE POKEMON! AND MOSTLY PIKACHU!!! KILL IT NOW!!!!!" as Ark said those words, he jumped in the air, brandishing his spear, and gave a great blow to Pikachu's head, cracking it's skull in a bloody mess, as he landed. "There. Now I'm rid of it." proudly said Ark.

"Now what do we do Ark?"

"I KNOW! It's a great idea! We'll just

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"WOW! That's a great idea!"

"Yeah! So, let's get moving!"

And so the preparations for their next money-grubbing scheme were under way. They picked up a boom-box, some disco music, colored lights, and potatoes… a LOT of potatoes. After that, they headed to the Gumin Woods.

"Are you here to destroy the forest?" asked Gumin

"No, we're here to organize a disco party."

Pause.

"Disco party?"

"Yeah. So, are you cool with the whole thing?"

"Uh… I guess so…"

"Great! Yomi, let's get to work! Yomi? Dammit, were did he run off to?"

Since Ark couldn't find Yomi, he decided to go check out the box. As soon as he entered, he started to yell out Yomi's name, wich is Yomi. "Yomi! Were the hell are y… HOLY S**T!!!" exclamed Ark. The walls were littered with pictures of Meilin in every pose and clothing possible. Ark closed his eyes and proceeded to find Yomi. "YOMI! WERE ARE YOU?" Ark finally found Yomi. He was worshipping Meilin in front of a gigantic statue of her, in a deep trance. Ark slammed him with his spear. "WAKE UP YOU DUMB FREAK!"

"OW!!! WHAT THE HELL DID YOU WAKE ME UP FOR? I was having a beautiful dream where me and Meilin were lying nude on a beach and…"

"STOP!!! WHY ARE THERE PICTURES OF THAT UGLY BITCH ALL OVER THE PLACE? OH HELL! DO WHAT YOU WANT! I'LL GET A BACKPACK LIKE ANY NORMAL ADVENTURER!"

"I HATE YOU!"

"I hate you too, but I manage to live with it. So will you."

"Well, you you're a… uh… dammit!"

"I'm a dammit?!?"

"…"

"Let's just both shut up. We need to get that party moving!" and they both exit the box. They're amazed that everything is already set up.

"Hey Gumin, did you do all this?"

"No, the author just decided to save some time by setting everything up himself while you were arguing."

"Cool. Less work for us!"

"Wee! We're lazy slobs!"

"NOW LET'S PARTY-ARTY!"

And so they do. A lot of people comes to the disco party. Ark and Yomi get TONS of gems. Everything is well at last. Finally, the party ends. Everyone goes home. Except Yomi, Ark and Gumin who are all passed out from drunkness (if that's even a word). Then, the morning comes. Gumin wakes up first. "WHAT THE HELL? OH, YOU TWO ARE IN DEEEEEEEP S**T NOW!"

"Huh? Wha?" asked Ark, confused.

"MY GODDAMN FOREST IS COMPLETELY F***ING TRASHED!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!"

"Oh… crud…"

Ark and Yomi had to pay for all the damage caused to the forest the night before. The amount of money was over what they had gotten from the party. Because of that, they were more broke than ever.

"DAMMIT! Will we ever get the damn money!"

Suddenly, a huge crack teared the earth appart. Great tongues of fire licked the side and leaped out of the pit. Just as one headed straight for Ark, Yomi and Gumin, Ark yelled: "DUCK!"

"Quack?"

"Not you! Go away!"

"Quack…" said one dissapointed duck.

Four dark figures came out of the deep hole and hovered above it.

"Who are you guys?" asked Yomi.

"We are… THE EBFH!"

"EBFH?"

"THE EVIL BASTARDS FROM HELL!!!"

"Hey Ark, feel like saving the world again?"

"ENOUGH!!! PUNY MORTALS!!! PREPARE TO SEE YOUR PLANET ANNIHILATED!!!

THE END!!!


Of chapter 2…

Well, I'll have the next chapter ready soon. Send any support, comments, toughts, ideas, bomb and death threats, pornographic e-mail registration or just plain crap to Galinstar@hotmail.com

One last word: YOMI AND POTATOES RULE!!!