Last time we saw our heroes, they were at the same place they are now. Read the second chapter to know where that is. (Altough I don't think anyone will read this chapter without reading the other two chapters that came before this chapter, since this chapter is the third and the one before is the second and the one before the second is the first and I have absolutely no idea why I'm rambling like this so let's get on with the story.)

"Oh great, first the Flying Grandma, then Evil Bastards From Hell… WHY DON'T YOU ASSHOLES JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!" yelled a pissed Ark.

"US EVIL BASTARDS DO NOT OBEY TO LOWLY MORTALS!"

"AND I GET PISSED BY EVIL DICKWEEDS WHO WANT TO DESTROY THE WHOLE FRIGGIN WORLD!!! SO GO BACK TO HELL DAMMIT!!!"

"THE INSECT IS INSULTING US! EVIL BASTARDS ASSEMBLE!!!" yelled one of the EBFH. Then a Power-Ranger like transforming scene ensued in wich the EBFM combined together. Finally, a huge robot was formed. "MEET THE EVIL BASTARDLY ROBOT FROM HELL!!!"

"Oh no! What will we ever do Ark?"

"I know! Uh… GOOD DUDES ASSEMBLE!!!" shouted Ark. Then, Yomi, the box and Ark combined together. A gigantic purple Ark with wings and a box in place of his head was formed. "I AM ARKOLATOR 3000! I AM PROGRAMMED TO RID THE WORLD OF ALL EVIL!" it said in a mechanized voice.

A battle followed. A lot of Batman-style WAMs and WHACKs where distributed through it. Then a little fat man with thick glasses suddenly appeared. In a nerdy voice he said: "The cow goes Moo", and then he disseappeared.

"…"

"Ooookay…" said EBRFH.

"Ummm…"

"Who the hell was that?"

"I have absolutely no idea…"

"…"

"I'm hungry."

"Let's go grab a BigBastard at Mc.Evilbastardsfromhell."

"Okay with me!"

And they rode off in the sunset…

THE END

"Galin, what kinda crappy ending is that?" asked Ark

"Hey, I'm the damn writer, I choose how the friggin story ends!"

"Yeah, but like THAT? Come on!"

"What? What's wrong with my ending huh?"

"Well… no one got killed in the ending…"

"Oh yeah? Let's see if YOU can do something better then! I QUIT!"

"Huh? Wha? WAIT! Dammit! What the hell do I do now!"

"Write the damn story idiot!"

"Shut up Yomi! I knew that!"

"Well act like it!"

"GO BACK IN THE DAMN BOX AND LEAVE ME ALONE!"

"Meilin's hot."

"…"

"I'lll just go away before the stare freaks me out…" and so he does…

"Okay! Let's get to work!"

Ark and Yomi Hit the Road
Chapter 3 remake by Ark

"WE SHALL RULE THE WORLD!" said the EBFH.

"No you won't! I, the great, allmighty, handsome Ark will vanquish you!" and Ark kills every EBFH without even taking a scratch.

"Wow! You rule Ark! I wish I were as great as you!" said Yomi.

"Yeah! I do rule!"

"WAAAAHHH!!!"

"Die, Meilin!" and Ark kills Meilin.

"Meilin isn't hot. It's a good thing you killed her."

"Yeah, and that's because I rule!"

"Hey Ark, you ready for some sweet luvin'?" asked Elle

"I sure am baby!" and Ark and Elle f**k all night and all of the next day too.

THE END

"So, waddaya think? Much better, huh Galin!"

"(No comments)"

"Oh come on! My version rocks!"

"Ark… I pity you… really"

"Oh screw you. I think I'm good, so I'll become a writer!" and Ark becomes a writer, but he dies when he gets crushed by a singing fridge.

THE END

Well, here's another fanfic done! More coming soon!

Galinstar.

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One last word: YOMI AND POTATOES RULE!!!