Scene 1: That carnival place in brazil. i forget what it was called, so sue me. Snape is walking around throwing little rocks at Perel.

Narrator: Suddenly, FIERY DEATH RAINS FROM THE HEAVENS. everybody dies.

Light Snape: Wow, that was fiery.

Dark Snape: AND it was death!

Light+Dark Snape: WTF????? this is odd.

Dark Snape: Jinx.

Light Snape: Arg.

Dark Snape: you talked! i get to kill you now!

Dark Gaia: Silence, my children!!!!!! I am dark Gaia. I have created you two from the soul of one man to do my bidding!!!! now, i dunno. fight each other.

*Dark and Light Snape fight.*

Dark Gaia: that was entertaining! now... listen to your mission...

Scene Two: the plot thickens. KGrrl is sitting in a chair. a big chair. a RED chair!!!!

KGrrl: my chair is red.

NoodleKing: It sure is. you know, prom is coming up. *giggle giggle* *snort* i said come. nayway, do you want to-

*LampGenie comes into the room wearing nothing but underwear, and belches.*

LampGenie: Hey KGrrl zeebazeeba flubgarb???

KGrrl: yes.

*LampGenie falls over.*

KGrrl: well id love to go with you NK, just as long as Dark Gaia doesnt turn Snape into two forms and send them after me to eat me so that you cant accomplish your goal of scoring with me to avoid being turned into dirty frenchman. ACK!!!!!!

*KGrrl is eaten by Dark Snape*

Light Snape: hee hee hee.

X: HAW HAW HAW!!!!

*Snape leaves.*

NK: well damn.

LG: agreed.

NK: NOW how are we going to avoid being turned into dirty, sweaty frenchman?

[cue flashback]

NK and LG are sitting around playing a game of “Spot the dead baby” when suddenly, BoodMan bursts through the wall!

BoodMan: Oog.

NK: It’s BoodMan!!!

LG: why did he say oog?

BoodMan: er, penis. Ack! Bood.

NK: That’s better.

*Hands them a note*

LG: lets see... “Good for 1 showing of “TheGreatElBoobo:tgeb exposed!” at your nearest Porn R Us.” Sweet!

BoodMan: Damn! try this one.

NK: it says here that if we dont score with KGrrl by prom night then giant jalapeno monkeys will come out of the ground and rape us. err, if we dont score with kgrrl by prom night we will be turned into sweaty frenchmen! there we go!!

LG: You can read! High five!

[end flashback]

NK: click! side has ended. Turn tape over.

LG: Shut up, NK.

NK: onkey donkey.

X: HAW HAW HAW!!!!

*LG pukes*

NK: anyway, we better find Dark Snape.so we can get KGrrl back!

LG: Agreed.

NK: But how are we gonna find out where he is? its hopeless.

LG: Poop.

Ginkeldoon: laa laa laa...

NK: Its Ginkeldoon, the happy leprechaun!!!

*Ginkeldoon does a happy leprechaun dance*

LG: yay!!

NK: Ginkeldoon, we need your help. can you lead us to KGrrl?

Ginkeldoon: well sure i will. sure dee dur dur diddly doo. follow me!

TheGreatElBobo: Sounds good!!!!

NK: um, you arent here.

LG: what? Vagina.

NK: okay.

*Ginkeldoon bounces away.*

*NK and LG follow*

Narrator: suddenly a large wall of flame surrounds LG and NK.

NK: It’s a trap! Damn you, Ginkeldoon!!!!! hey that’s a good motto!

LG: uh-oh. this looks bad.

X: HAW HAW HAW!!!!!