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The Musical

( The Curtain opens and a chorus steps out into a spotlight. They are tiptoeing around, circling a large box with christmas wrapping on it. They are being exremely quiet.... as a large fan fare of music begins. Among the croud are Ark, Fyda, Meilin, Royd, Perel and Turbo)

(CHORUS)
Something weird is going on, and its very very pretty.
This is how it all took wing.
With the freedom of a thing.

( Ark opens box, Yomi explodes out.)

( Ark)
Whoops!

( CHORUS)
And the freezing of a city.
In Crysta!

( The CHORUS all goes to the front of the stage.)
Something weird is going on. There's so much we havn't told you.
There's a planet
And some waste
Turned into a lovely foreign place.
Lovely foreign place.
Turned from waste.
And the hero has no clue!
In Crysta.

( The CHORUS forms a kickline.)
The story that your about to hear is complicated we know.
Cause things like this only happen every 800 years.
But theres a little saying that we learned to show.
Keep your Pandora's box close...
Keep your Pandora's box close...
Keep your Pandora's box close...
and hold on to your spear!

( Meilin is pushed to the back and throws a temper tantrum.)

( ELDER'S voice rings out.he is speaking.)
Hey Ark, get your butt up and free the world, cause I'm too old to do it. Maybe when you get back Elle will make you into a real man. Ha Ha!

( CHORUS, all sneaking around again.)
Something weird is going on, so get ready for some action.

( ELLE, belly dancing)
And some physical attraction...

( MEILIN)
And my cute little dog

( TURBO)
Woof woof!

( ROYD)
There's a fortune and a wife.

( FYDA)
And a woman with a knife.

( PEREL)
And a skateboarding little kid.

( CHORUS)
And an axe about to fall.

( ARK)
One one rebellious teenager...

( CHORUS)
In the middle of it all.
In Crysta. In the morning.
With the world just begun.
Something weird.
Weird.
Very Very Weird.

( TURBO)
Woof!

( The Pandora's box explodes on top of Meilin)

( MEILIN)
Ow!!!

( ARK, sarcastically)
Whoops...!

( CHORUS)
Is going ooooooooooooooooooon!!!!