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Terranigma: Geneology of The Holy War
(All the tactics that Terranigma Freak used are real. If you want to try them make sure you have adult supervision)
Chapter I: The Girl of The Spirit Forest
Narrator: After searching over the Evans castle, Edin was still missing. The enemy has taken her back to Verdane. Verdane is a country covered with forests. People in Grandbell consider Verdane people barbaric for their country's lack of development.
Verdane has been under the rule of Batou, a benevolent and peaceful king. Violence has declined under his rule, and he keeps a tight rein on his 3 sons.
For these reasons, a peace is kept between Verdane and Grandbell for a long time. However surprisingly, this peaceful relationship was broken by King Batoo himself.
Batoo ordered his three sons to invade Grandbell. His second son Kinbois in Genoa, first son Gandolf in Marpha, and 3rd son Jamka with warriors in the forests are all prepared to fight against Ark's force. Where exactly was Edin taken to, and why King Batoo wants to go to war? What can be seen now is just this gigantic forest that envelops the horizon. Rumors have it that the forest is inhabited by spirits(woooo I'm so scared).
Narrator: After Ark's army defeats Gerrard's army they stayed at Evans castle. Eltosian the lord of Nodion castle and Ark's friend comes to visit.
Eltosian: Hey, sister I'm going to visit Ark. You stay here to protect the castle.
Lachesis: Awwww I want to go too.
Eltosian: I won't be gone for long, and besides we need someone to stay incase the other lords of Agustria decides to attack.
Lachesis: I WANT TO GO! I WANT TO GO!
Eltosian: Look I'll bring you a present when I return ok?
Lachesis: Ok, and I want a whoopee cushion.
Narrator: Eltosian heads for Evans castle.
Guard: Oh hello sir, where are you going?
Eltosian: I'm heading towards Evans to visit Ark. Keep a watch on the boarders.
Guard: Aye Sir.
Narrator: Eltosian goes up to the door of Evans and knocks.
Yomi: *knock knock* Go away, we're not buying. *knock knock knock* We don't want newspapers or milk. *knock knock* Look if you don't go away I'm going to kick your ass. *knock knock* Ok that's it asked for it. You have just won yourself a shit load of pain, and an all expense paid trip to the hospital.
Narrator: Yomi opens the door and finds Eltosian standing outside.
Yomi: ...Oops I mean welcome Sir Eltosian.
Eltosian: Hey Yomi, ever been to lose tooth city?
Yomi: Err no thanks. *runs away*
Narrator: Yomi run by Ark.
Yomi: Eltosian's here, and I'm outta here.
Ark: Hey you, let Eltosian in.
Eltosian: Ark I am Eltosian. Did aliens eat your brains or something?
Ark: ... Hahaha I know that. I fooled you good didn't I?
Eltosian: I heard you defeated the Verdanes. I just stopped by to say hello, and wanted to catch up on old times. What is going on here anyway.
Ark: We think Edin was taken by the barbarians and we are here to rescue her.
Eltosian: Boy remember when we were young you used to laugh at her big forehead. You said "hey Edin is that a bald spot, oh wait that's your forehead".
Ark HAHAHA... * thinks to himself* oh boy I hope she doesn't hold a grudge on me.
Yomi: Sir Ark, we have just been invited to war by Kinbois the second prince of Verdane.
Ark: Isn't that nice, and invitation. Oh well sorry Eltosian but we have to do some butt kicking.
Eltosian: Yeah I better return to Nodion. The ambicious lords might try to attack it.
Narrator: Ark starts to prepare for battle. Meanwhile at Genoa castle Kinbois also prepares for battle.
Kinbois: Ok babe we need to kill Ark and regain Evans. If you do a good job maybe I'll release your little brother.
Ayra: Release my brother, NOW! Or I'll kill you all.
Kinbois: Ha ha I don't think so. And don't worry about your little brother. He'll be save as long as you do as I say.
Ayra: Shannan! Are you ok?
Shannan: Big sister, please don't worry about me I'll be ok.
Ayra: ... I'm sorry...
Shannan: Please be careful in battle.
Narrator: Both sides meets at the battle field, begin the battle. Ark's horse leaps into the air, and with the silver sword(Yeah he could use a sword) in hand he slashing and charging through the barbarians. One of the barbarian throws an axe at Ark from behind.
Finn: Watch out, Sir Ark.
Ark: Huh? *Clank*
Narrator: Before Ark knew what happened Finn charged up and blocks the axe with his spear.
Ark: Wow thanks, you saved me. Who taught you the cool moves?
Cyuan: That was great Finn. I knew you had potential. That's why I took you with me. Someday when you're older you'll be a great Lancelita Platoon.
Finn: Oh thank you prince Cyuan. I'll do my best.
Ark: Now come on let's show these guys what we're made of.
Narrator: Just when Ark was about to break through the barbarians defence a female warrior stopped him. It was Ayra.
Ayra: No one can get pass me. I shall strike you down.
Narrator: Right away they were locked in mortal combat(no they are not trapped in another game). Ark chopped, thrusted, sliced, and charged. Every attack move as quick as light. Ayra easliy blocked, parried, and countered every attack. Neither one is letting their guard down, both tried to land a fatal blow. Both side's army watched in silence... well with the exception of the barbarians farting. They fought for 30 rounds(note when I say rounds I don't mean like street fighter, but it's too complicated to explain), and still Ark could not gain the upper hand. Cyuan could not wait any more so he charges out to help Ark. Cyuan thrusted his spear three times at Ayra but she manage to dodged them all and blocked Ark's attacks at the same time. Ark tries a low jab with his sword, and Cyuan tries a high stab on Ayra. Ayra just summersult over Ark's sword and kicks Cyuan's spear's handle, and Cyuan nearly stabbed Ark. They fought another 10 rounds and Ayra is getting tired, but just then one of the lords from Agustria appears northwest of Evans castle. The guard at the boarder ran back to Nodion castle to report to Eltosian.
Guard: Lord Eltosian, Eliot one of the lords of Agustria is headed towards Evans castle.
Eltosian: Oh no, Ark's in trouble I have to help him. Ready my Cross Knights for battle.
Eliot: Haha while Ark is away I can conquer Evans castle. Alright men let's go.
Eltosian: Not so fast, you coward.
Eliot: Hey war is about smarts and guts. I just happen to have smarts. Strategy is the key.
Eltosian: Err... I can make cheese sculptures. Enough talk, on guard!
Narrator: The 2 sides started to battle near Evans castle. While Ark and Cyuan was battling Ayra they noticed the battle that broke out near Evans.
Ark: Oh no, we must protect Evans cause there's not much defence there. Everybody retreat!
Narrator: Ark's army quickly retreated back to Evans castle. The barbarians decided not to chase but...
Ayra: Look if you don't attack now you'll never get another chance. While they are busy fighting we can sneak up behind them and defeat Ark.
Kinbois: Duh... err... I don't know...
Narrator: Back to the battle near Evans. Eliot fights with Eltosian, but he was no match for the decendant of a Holy Warrior. With the sword Mistolian in hand Eltosian eaily over powers Eliot. But Eliot had a bigger army so he didn't retreat yet. Just then Ark has returned to protect Evans. Now Eliot's army was surrounded. His army was badly defeated, and he barely escaped.
Eliot: You haven't seen the last of me!
Eltosian and Ark: We'll be glad to humiliate you again. Hahahaha.
Ark: Thanks for helping me.
Eltosian: No problem. Sorry I can't stay and chat but I have to return to Nodoin. Other lords might try to attack.
Narrator: Ark decided to return to Evans. Just as he turns arounded. His army was ambushed. Barbarians charged out left and right of the forest near Evans castle. Ark's army was caught off guard and was now surrounded. Luckily Eltosian's army hasn't gone too far, so they rushed back to save Ark, but Ark had already lost Evans castle.
Ark: AAAAAHHHHHH!!! It's a my fault. If I was prepared we wouldn't have lost Evans...
Eltosian: Come on Ark, you can stay at Nodion with me until you get Evans back.
Ark: ... Thanks...
Narrator: Ark stayed at Nodion castle for a few days and decided to get Evans back. He tried 5 times but they were not successful. Everyday Ark was upset and stressed. Cyuan and Eltosian decides to talk to him.
Ark: I suck more the a vacuum cleaner.
Cyuan: Come on Ark don't be so hard on yourself.
Eltosian: Yeah, everybody wins and loses.
Cyuan: Maybe you need an advisor.
Ark: I got Yomi...
Eltosian: Yomi can lead but what I think Cyuan means is you need a tactician, or a war advisor.
Ark: Where am I going to find a war advisor?
Ethrin: You can try looking under a rock...
Ark: Ok let's go.
Narrator: That day Ark was looking under many rocks to find an advisor... hmm I wonder if I can find myself a date for new years that way. *Narrator runs off to search for a date under the rocks*.
Ark: *Sigh* No adviser... I did find some lawers, lunatics and other rock dwelling things, but I won't give up. I'll try again tomorrow.
Ethrin: ... I was only kidding gees!
Ark: What would you know?
Ethrin: Well I do remember hearing about some guy named Terranigma Freak. They say that he's really good at tactics, but also a few ships short of a fleet.
Eltosian: Yeah that's right! He lives on the mountains near the Jundral River. He's not working for anyone, but maybe you can convince him to help you.
Ark: *jumps up and down* Alright I'll start as soon as I get pa... AAAHHH *BOOM*
Ethrin: Right we'll start as soon a we remove your body cast.
Narrator: After Ark wounds healed he took Yomi and Ethrin with him to search for Terranigma Freak. After traveling up the mountains for hour they saw a man sitting on a rock. Ark goes up to ask for directions.
Ark: Hi there sir what is your name.
Dude: My name is Conspiracy.
Ark: Ah! Do you by chance know of a man name Terranigma Freak.
Conspiracy: Oh yes, you must be a lord looking for a tactical advisor. Many has come to seek his help but none was successful.
Ark: Yes you're right but I'm not going to give up. But tell me is he really that good?
Conspiracy: He compares himself to many of the greatest tactician in history. He has study many years. He's the best there is or ever will be.
Ark: Really! He's that good.
Conspiracy: Well... actually he paid me 1 million bucks to say this.
Ark: ... Oh well can you tell me where he lives?
Conspiracy: Oh sure, just follow that tall hill. When you get to the top you'll see his home.
Narrator: When they turned back to thank Conspiracy, he was no where in sight.
Yomi: Wow, maybe he's some godly being here to guide us to victory. We should bow down and pray towards the heavens to give thanks to god.
Narrator: Just when they were about to bow they heard Conspiracy's voice.
Conspiracy: Heeeeelllllllppppppp!!! Get me outta here!
Ethrin: Or maybe he's just some guy and fell into a pit.
Narrator: After they pulled Conspiracy out of the pit they continued towards Terranigma Freak's house. After walking over the hill they saw a humble home in the distance. There was a sign next to them that says *Terranigma Freak's house is only half a mile away. Also beware of bear*
Ark: Great that's his house.
Yomi: Cool he has a bear.
Narrator: They walked a little further and saw another sign the said *I'm serious, I have a bear and he's bad news*. Later they came upon another sign that said *Ok so I don't have a bear. I wanted a bear but NO mom said TOO STINKY!!! I'll show her, I'll show you ALL! You guessed it they saw another sign further down the road and it said *Beware of man in bear suit*.
Yomi and Ethrin: That's it, we're outta here.
Ark: Not so fast. I came this far, and I'm not turning back now.
Narrator: When they arrived at the front of the door, they saw a humble home with a nicly planted graden. They rang the doorbell and a little boy opened the door.
Boy: Yes, who are you looking for?
Ark: I'm looking for someone called Terranigma Freak.
Boy: Oh you're looking for my teacher. He's at the arcade right now.
Ark: Do you know when he'll be back?
Boy: When hell freeze over or when runs out of quarters which ever comes first, but please come in. He could be back anytime.
Ark: Thank you.
Narrator: They went in the house and place was like a dojo
Ark: So you say Terranigma Freak is you're teacher. What does he teach you.
Boy: He teaches me the way of the warrior *does a backflip*. I am here to train myself to be a great fighter... Oh look he's back.
Narrator: The boy opens the door for Terranigma Freak.
Boy: Teach you're back. I'm ready for my next lesson. I've praticed day and night. I have learned every charater's special and super moves. I can pull off Ryu's Dragon Punch in my sleep. I'm ready to learn combos, so I can be just as good as you in Street Fighter Alpha 3. Oh yeah some guy named Ark is looking for you. He's waiting inside.
Terranigma Freak: Ahhh lord Ark. What an unexpected suprise. I'm sorry for the dely. Please have a seat.
Ark: Thank you.
Terranigma Freak: So what brings you to my humble pigsty?
Ark: Please Terranigma Freak I need your help. I was trying to save someone, but instead I lost my castle. I need someone with strategic skills to help me.
Terranigma Freak: I am no strategist. I am but a humble farmer.
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Ark: We heard you were the best there is. People are suffering from war, and I like to end wars. Won't you please help me?
Terranigma Freak: I've only study a book or 2. I'm no master of war. Besides how am I going to catch all my favorite T.V. shows when I'm at war? My gaming skills will rust too.
Ark: I'll give you a 50 inch T.V. with all the latest games.
Terranigma Freak: *Runs off and runs back* Ok I'm all packed. When can we leave?
Ark: Yes!!!
Boy: But teach, what about my training?
Terranigma Freak: Here's a million quarters. Go play.
Boy: YES!!!!
Narrator: Ark, Yomi, and Ethrin returns to Nodion with their new advisor.
Ark: Alright everybody, now we're ready to rumble. Terranigma Freak's got a plan.
Terranigma Freak: Here's what we'll do...
Narrator: Everybody got their orders and went on with the plan.
Azel: Hey Lex, what do you think of this Terranigma Freak guy?
Lex: I don't know, but this guy doesn't even know how to ride a horse.
Narrator: Finn leads an army to challenge Kinbois. Kinbois accepts the challenge, and came out to fight. Finn fought with Kinbois. They fought 10 rounds and Finn lost. He gave Kinbois a false stab and ran. Kinbois' troops chased them. Finn fought and ran fought and ran until he lead them into a forest. Suddenly 2 more armies appeared. Kinbois was surrounded. Kinbois desperately fought to escape. When he returned to Evans, it had already been captured. Terranigma Freak had some soliders dressed up like barbarians and tied up Ark. They pretended they were Kinbois' troops and caught Ark. When the barbarians opened the gates Ark's troops charged in and captures Evans. Kinbois had no choice but to return to Genoa. That night Ark celebrated their victory.
Ark: A toast to Terranigma Freak.
Terranigma Freak: Thank you, thank you.
Ark: Why are you looking at your toaster(get it a toast... nevermind) like that?
Terranigma Freak: I want to watch the toast pop up.
Alec: This guy's really good.
Noish: Yeah I take back everything I said about him...
Terranigma Freak: YYYYYAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOO!!! Toasty.
Noish: Well almost everything.
Narrator: Kinbois returned to Genoa, and plans for another attack.
Kinbois: Look, Ayra if you kill Ark this time I will free your little brother Shanan right away. Deal?
Ayra: Alright, and no tricks.
Narrator: Next day Kinbois gathered all his troops from Genoa to attack Ark.
Kinbois: Alright I'll protect the castle and you go take care of Ark.
Ayra: I know. And you better release my brother.
Kinbois: Oh yeah make sure you watch out for this Terranigma Freak guy. He's real sneaky.
Narrator: Both sides sets up for battle. A flag that says Terranigma Freak waved in Ark's army. Troops brought out a rocking horse. On that horse sat a person wear a long silk robe. A silk scarf was rapped around his head and long hair, and was holding a fan made of goose feathers. He was... NO, NOT AN ALIEN FROM MARS!!! He was Terranigma Freak.
Terranigma Freak: I wish to speak with your leader.
Ayra: I'm the leader. What do you want?
Terranigma Freak: Nah nah na nah nah!!! You can't beat me, cause I'm 10 times smarter then you'll ever be. Nah nah.
Narrator: Ayra was pissed off. She looked at Terranigma Freak's army. The troops Are a mess. They aren't even lined up properly. She ignored what Kinbois said to her and charged. Terranigma Freak's army just broke apart and everybody ran.
Terranigma Freak: Come on horsie, go horsie GO!!!
Narrator: Terranigma Freak was rocking back and forth like crazy on his rocking horse. Terranigma Freak got off the rocking horse, picked it up and ran. Their troops fled across the river and Ayra continue to chase. When everybody crossed the river. Terranigma Freak suddenly gave out a signal, and Ayra's army was surrounded in a battle formation. She knew she was tricked and tried to escape but the bridge was already destoryed, and she was trapped. Meanwhile Ark led some troops and sneak attacked Genoa. Kinbois fought with Ark, but he was defeated in 5 rounds. Kinbois tries to escape back to Marpha castle, but Mideel shoot an arrow at him and killed Kinbois. Ark took over Genoa. Yomi found a little boy locked in a prison cell.
Yomi: Sir Ark, I found this boy locked in the prison cell.
Ark: Those barbarians, how can they do something like this. Hey little boy, are you alright?
Shanan: I'm ok...
Ark: What's you're name, and why did they do this to you.
Shanan: My name is Shanan. I am the prince of Issac. My sister and I ran away from Issac because of war. We ran into these barbarians and they captured me. They force my sister to kill you... oh I hope my sister is all right...
Ark: You mean that awesome babe is your sister. Come on I'll take you to her.
Narrator: Ayra escape the formation but when she looked at Genoa the place had already been taken over. Then she saw Ark heading her way. Ayra charged at Ark thinking that Shanan was gone, but Ark stopped her.
Ark: I am not here to fight. I have your brother right here.
Shanan: Big sister I'm alright thanks to lord Ark.
Ayra: Lord Ark how can I ever repay you?
Ark: Well we could use your help, and since your country is in turmoil I'm sure you can use a place to stay.
Ayra: Alright, I'll stay and help.
Ark: Alright! We got a new friend.
Cyuan: Hey aren't you the princess of Issac?
Ayra: Yes... you're the prince of Lenster aren't you.
Cyuan: Yeah I thought you looked familiar. So what is going on in your country anyway?
Ayra: ... My father has recently been listening to some strange guy. The strange guy talked my father into attacking Grandbell. He thinks that Grandbell might try to take over Issac soon. I tried to talk to my father but he wouldn't listen. Grandbell forces has now entered Issac so I fled with my little brother to escape then we...
Cyuan: Gee I'm sorry... My father wanted to help Issac but we didn't want to fight with Grandbell either.
Ayra: That's ok... It's not your fault. If anybody is to blame it's that weird guy that my father listens to. Well any way put up a good fight back their.
Cyuan: Hehe thanks.
Narrator: Everybody goes to Genoa to calm the locals. Later that night at Marpha castle prince Jamka the youngest of the Verdane prince sets Edin free. He also sets free a young thief that he caught trying to steal from the castle.
Jamka: Hurry and go to lord Ark, while my brother Gandolf's not here. I'll try to talk some sense into my father.
Edin: Thank you... for setting me free.
Jamka: Now Deu you be good and help Edin get back. And don't steal anymore ok?
Deu: Ok, I promise.
Narrator: Edin and Deu heads towards Genoa while Jamka heads back to Verdane castle to talk with his father. When Gandolf returns to Marpha, Edin was gone.
Gandolf: Ahhhh she must have escaped. She can't have gone too far. I'll send out some troops to get her.
Deu: Uh oh, looks like Gandolf knows we're gone. We better hurry up.
Narrator: As Deu and Edin flees towards Genoa, Yomi was at the top of the castle as look out.
Yomi: Hmm why are there troops coming out of Marpha? Wait a minute that forehead. It's Edin. Ark, sir Edin manage to escape and she's heading this way, but she is being pursued by some barbarians.
Ark: Ok I'll lead a small squad out to save her.
Narrator: Ark leads a small squad out to battle the Verdane troops, but the barbarians fled back to Marpha when they saw them.
Ark: Edin your alright... you are Edin right.
Edin: No the kid behind me is Edin. OF COURSE I'M EDIN!!! What the hell is wrong with you?
Ark: Nevermind. You don't look too good. Is something wrong?
Edin: I heard that Gandolf will attack Genoa with 600,000 troops.
Ark: Well we have Terranigma Freak on ourside. I sure he'll think of something.
Edin: Wow, you got Terranigma Freak! Who the hell is Terranigma Freak!?!?
Ark: Come on let's go back to Genoa.
Edin: Sigh I hope my father is alright...
Ark: Why, is something wrong?
Edin: I heard that he's having troubles with my younger brother.
Ark: Come on they're still family. I'm sure it's nothing.
Edin: I hope you're right...
Narrator: Everybody got back inside. Lex tells Azel to talk to Edin.
Lex: Go talk to her you idiot.
Azel: I... err... but...
Lex: But what? Tell her how you feel.
Azel: Should I?
Lex: Yeah, go!
Narrator: Azel goes to try to talk to Edin, but just when he was about to get to her room. He over heard Mideel talking with her.
Mideel: My lady I am glad that you are safe.
Edin: Yes, I'm glad that you're safe too... I thought I'd never be able to see you again...
Mideel: I promise I will never let that happen again. I will be by your side to protect you.
Edin: Thank you Mideel...
Azel: Forget it. I'm outta here.
Narrator: Uuuurrrpppp guuhhh roorrr baaarrrfff... Sorry for throwing up. In the meantime Ark and Terranigma Freak are plotting to defeat Gandolf.
Ark: Terranigma Freak what are we going to do? They got a much bigger army then we do.
Terranigma Freak: Remember the size of your army is not the most important, but it's how you use it that's important. Genoa is a bad place for the people to live. We should evacuate all the people to Evans. We will hide troops in the city. When Gandolf's troops get here they will be tired. We let them take over Genoa, and when they're asleep the troops in hiding will set the place on fire.
Ark: Toasty!
Narrator: Early in the morning Gandolf prepared his army. With 600,000 troops all ready to battle. The massive barbarians with their weapons glithering in the sun Gandolf was sure they could not lose. That day Gandolf's army thunder towards Genoa. Nothing deared to stop the massive army, but when they got there the whole place was empty. Night time was approaching, so they all just when in and took a house to rest after the long trek. That night when all the barbarians are asleep Genoa was set a blazed. The wind picked up and Genoa turned into a sea of fire. People from miles away can see the red sky. The barbarians panicked, and tries to escape but Genoa was already surrounded. The barbarians was totally beaten. Ark's army won a major victory. Gandolf was killed in the fire. Once they beaten the barbarians they headed straight for Marpha.
Ark: Surrender now, cause Gandolf is dead. We'll spare you his fate if you surrender.
Narrator: The barbarians guarding the castle quickly surrender. They released all the villagers that were captured. One of the barbarian released a beautiful girl.
Barbarian: You're free, go on get out of here.
Ark : Hey you let her go.
Barbarian: I am, I am.
Girl: Thank you... you're lord Ark aren't you.
Ark: Wha... who!?
Narrator: The girl ran away. *The Elle music starts* That's right folks she looks just like Elle.. geez how many of them are there? The village elder comes to thank Ark.
Elder: Thank you, lord Ark... is something wrong?
Ark: That girl... who is she?
Elder: Oh that girl? She is the girl of the forest sprite. They say that she is not suppose to be out here.
Ark: She looks just like a girl(well 2 of them actually, but who's counting) that I know... I wonder how Elle is doing...
Elder: They say that anyone who gets near her will be cursed. I suggest you keep away.
Ark: I don't believe in any stinking curse. I am going to find her.
Narrator: Back at the capital of Verdane prince Jamka ties to talk to his father.
Jamka: Father you must stop this.
King Batoo: *thinks to himself* My underpants are giving me a rash.
Jamka: My brothers are all dead.
King Batoo: *thinks to himself* I like roast beef.
Jamka: We should make peace with Grandbell again.
King Batoo: *thinks to himself* I wonder who invented toilets...
Narrator: Some strange dude appears. He's the one that is controling the King.: No, can not make peace with them. We must destory Grandbell. Prince Jamka take all the troops that's left in the castle and destory Ark.
Jamka: ... but
King Batoo: Listen to him, now go.
Narrator: When prince Jamka leaves Sandima kills King Batoo.
Sandima: You are of no to me anymore. *Throws a fireball at king Batoo*
Narrator: Then a very familiar figure appears.
Sandima: D... Dr. Beruga, please forgive me. I have not found the girl yet.
Beruga: We have already found the boy. Now all we need is the girl to resurrect the Dark God.
Sandima: Yes I will continue to search.
Beruga: When the girl is found we can resurrect our master, and rule this world. Now go and destory Ark.
Sandima: Yes sir!
Narrator: Prince Jamka gets ready for battle. They slash through the forest to attack Marpha. Ark prepares for a counter attack. Luckily Edin manage to get to Jamka before they started to fight.
Jamka: Edin, you're alright.
Edin: Yes, but prince Jamka I thought you don't want to fight.
Jamka: I don't... but my father keeps listening to this bastard and wouldn't listen to me.
Edin: You should do what you feel is right.
Jamka: You're right! This is stupid... I want to help lord Ark, and kick Sandima's ass. Maybe that will get my father back to normal.
Narrator: Prince Jamka's army changed sides to help Ark. Sandima was not happy. As Ark travels through the forest of Verdane, suddenly the girl he met at Marpha appears.
Ark: It's you... who are you, and what is you're name.
Girl: My name is(dramatic pause) Elle.
Ark: Wow another one. What are you doing here. It's dangerous.
Elle: ... I couldn't forget you when I saw you... I tried to pretend nothing happened but it just made me feel miserable... I love you.
Ark: Yes I love you too. I don't believe in any curse. I want to marry you.
Elle: I so happy. I can also help you fight Sandima. He uses black magic but I can beat him with my white magic.
Ark: Great, you can use magic.
Narrator: Gees if I wanted to throw up I would of watched Titanic. Well anyway Elle joins and Ark's army headed for Verdane castle. With no more defence left Sandima had to use his powerful black magic. Elle came out and counters his magic with her magic. Black magic was no match for light magic. Sandima turned into Dustima(get it dust... nevermind). Verdane castle was easily conquered.
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Yomi: Sir Ark, the King...
Ark: Your highness are you alright?
King Batoo: I'm sorry... I was under Sandima's... spell.
Ark: Please save your strength.
King Batoo: It's too late... for me. Please take care of Jamka for me... And beware of the dark religion worshipping Dark Ga...
Ark: No, King Batoo!
Narrator: The king died. What is going on and who is Beruga looking for? What will happen to Ark? To find tune in tomorrow(or whenever I finish chapter 2) to find out what happens to Ark... WAIT A MINUTE. AHHHH I'VE BEEN TELLING THE WRONG STORY THE WHOLE TIME. NOW I'LL HAVE TO START FROM THE BEGINNING AGAIN... Just kidding.
To Be Continued...
Special Thanks to: Ray Chien for translating the stuff the narrator says in the beginning. Now if he only translate the rest of the story then I'll be a happy Freak.
Also Special Thanks to Kiwa for a summary of chapter 1. Don't expect summaries for the other chapters anytime soon, cause the site hasn't been updated since 1998.
Fanfics to come
Chapter 2: The Disturbance of Agustria
As the king of Agustria was killed. The lords of Agustria decides to attack Ark. Ark is once again unwillingly thrown into war.
Chapter 3: Lion King Eltosian
Ark is torn between his loyalty to his country and the promise with Eltosian. And the Ogrehill Pirates attacks Ark with an army of one million(!) troops. Can Terranigma Freak once again defeat a more powerful force this time in a naval battle?
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