Terranigma Genealogy Of The Holy War
(Are you ready? Or are you already asleep since chapter 1?)
Finally, Ark Jr's battle with the Empire is coming to an ending. The Liberation Army has encouraged
the entire slaved population on the continent. Many civilians striked out and fought for themselves.
Silesia was first returned to people's own hands, and then Agustria arms up itself as well, echoing
the actions of the Liberation Army. However, Grandbell's own territory is well under the control of
the Imperial Forces : Axe knights 'Graolita' of Dozel's prince Brion; Bow knights 'Bigelita' of
Yungvi's prince Scorpio; and Thunder knights 'Ghelplita' of Fridge's Queen Hilda. The best of the
elite Empire Army is still retained for the checkmate. And, last but certainly not the least, Ishutal
and the now Dark Prince Yurius, followed by the "Twelve Demon Warriors", are guarding the capital
Barhara. It's now more than a year since the outbreak from Isaac, during which the Twelve Holy
Warrior were split into Light and Darkness, and a lot of insane battles between family members were
fought. And finally now, the last Holy war has begun...
Final Chapter: The Last Holy War
Narrator: Ark Jr has retaken his home. He's now preparing for the final battle. Of course the
Grandbell Empire wasn't going to let Ark Jr win. Prince Yurius was preparing for the final battle
even as we speak.
Beruga: Ah I see you have fully recovered my prince, but Emperor Alvis is dead.
Yurius: I have no need for my father anymore. Now I'm in control. I will finish off Ark Jr myself.
Beruga: What do you plan to do with Yuria my prince?
Yurius: Has she recovered her memories yet?
Beruga: Yes her memories has fully recovered.
Yurius: Bring her to me.
Narrator: Beruga brings out Yuria.
Yuria: ... Hello brother...
Yurius: So you've regained your memories. I'll give you a chance to join me. After all I wouldn't
want to kill my own family.
Yuria: You killed our mother, and you even tried to kill me! Mom was killed because she was trying to
protect me. Luckily I was safed by Levin. I'll never join you, you monster! Ark Jr will come and save
me, and your days are numbered!!!
Yurius: Ha ha ha ha! He can't defeat me without the powers of Light Gaia, and you're the only one
left who can use such powers.
Beruga: Should I kill her now my prince?
Yurius: I have an even better idea. We'll use the brainwashing machine to brainwash her, then send
her at Ark Jr. If Ark Jr doesn't fight Yuria then he'll be dead. If he does fight then Yuria will be
dead. Either way, I win. Ha ha ha ha ha!
Beruga: Yes, what a great idea. I'll brainwash her right away.
Narrator: Yurius leaves Velthomer castle and returns to Barhara. At Edda castle Rodan(I didn't come
up with the name translations!) recieves orders to attack Chalphy castle.
Rodan: Prince Yurius has ordered us to launch and all out attack on Chalphy castle. Bois you lead all
the knights on a full scale assult on Chalphy castle. I'll defend the castle with the Dark Mages.
Bois: Sure, you get the easy job of defending the castle while I go out to bust my ass...
Narrator: All the soldiers at Edda begins to march out. While at Chalphy castle...
Levin: Ark Jr, are you ready for the Final Holy War?
Ark Jr: Why's it call the Holy War?
Levin: Cause people will probably end up with many holes in them.
Ark Jr: ...
Levin: *ahem* There's no turning back now Ark Jr. You've bravely faced so many battles now so there's
nothing to be afraid of.
Ark Jr: I'm more scared of your corny jokes.
Levin: Oh...
Ark Jr: Well we got all 3 Flame War Sages, but we still need to find the person who can use the
powers of Light Gaia. Heck we don't even know where the Light Gaia spell is.
Snape: The Light Gaia spell has always been kept at Barhara. I heard that it was moved to Velthomer
and being guarded by Beruga.
Ark Jr: But we still need someone with the blood of Light Gaia in order to use the spell. Who hell's
suppose to be able use it!?!?
Conspiracy: All the readers already know the answer to except you.
Ark Jr: How come I'm always kept in the dark!?
Snape: Because we like to keep you in the dark.
Dais: Hi everyone I'm back. Did you miss me?
Ark Jr: Stay still this time damn you!
Dais: That's it I'm leaving, and I won't come back this time!
Yomi: The soldiers at Edda are moving out to attack us!
Ark Jr: Is everybody ready?
Yomi: Of course we're ready!
Shanan: There's definitly no turning back now. We'll fight to the very end.
Ark Jr: Thank you. You both have always taken great care of me. Yomi is like a father and prince
Shanan is like a mother.
Shanan: HEY!
Ark Jr: Er I mean Yomi like a mother and prince Shanan like a father...
Yomi: HEY!
Ark Jr: Fine then you're both like a father to me!
Levin: Will stop arguing who's a father or not. Incase you haven't noticed we have a huge army
heading our way.
Ark Jr: Right, right, let's go kick some butt!
Narrator: They all charged out of their castle to fight the enemy. The moment they got out a blast
came from nowhere.
Ark Jr: What the hell? *BOOOM* I can't see where they're shooting us from!
Levin: Look up there on that cliff.
Ark Jr: Ah they've set up an ambush! Althena and Fee you 2 can fly up there and take care of those
Dark Mages. The rest of you will follow me.
Narrator: Althena jabs her Gei Borg into the ground and cause the cliff to shake. The Dark Mages all
fell on the ground. Fee quick flies at them and attacks. The ambush was quickly taken care of. Back
on the ground Ark Jr and Bois' troops meets on the battlefield. They both gives the signal and
everyone charged. An all out battle took place in the battlefields. There was so much dust that got
kicked up, that it seems to have covered the sky. The loud roar of soldiers and clashing of weapons
filled the air. Suddenly Ark Jr gave the signal and his troops started to retreat. Bois quickly
followed with his troops.
Ark Jr: They fell for it! Surround them now!
Narrator: Ark Jr's troops quickly regroups and surrounds Bois in the middle. Bois charged back and
forth but he was trapped, and there's no escape. Suddenly the northeast side of Ark Jr's troops broke
up. Rodan led some troops and broke through Ark Jr's formation. Bois used this chance to escape and
quickly fled with his troop and Rodan. They ran back in Edda castle and shuts the gates tight. Ark
Jr has won the first battle and they returned to Chalphy in victory. Inside Edda Bois and Rodan was
plotting a way to defeat Ark Jr.
Bois: How did you know I was in trouble?
Rodan: I order some soldiers to watch the battle a report back to me if anything happens. When the
soldiers came back they told me Ark Jr's fleeing. I figured that Ark Jr wouldn't be defeated so
easily, so it must have been a trap. I took the my troops and chased after you.
Bois: You knew how to break Ark Jr's formations?
Rodan: Yes I knew how to break that formation, that's how I managed to save you.
Bois: Oh can you teach me how?
Rodan: I only know a couple. It won't be enough to defeat him.
Bois: Oh I got an idea! Tomorrow you go challenge Ark Jr into a battle. While you keep him busy, I'll
sneak behind him and we'll get him for sure.
Rodan: That's a great idea!
Narrator: The next day Rodan led his troops to Chalphy castle and demans to challenge Ark Jr to a
battle.
Ark Jr: Hmm why would they want another battle? I kicked them all over the place yesterday...
Hannibal: It must be a trick.
Ark Jr: Yeah they're probably trying to distract me while another sneaks behind us.
Hannibal: We can set up some archers to shoot them.
Ark Jr: Right, Faval and Lester you 2 will go watch our backs. If the enemies come, shoot them.
Lester: Right, but we don't have any guns. What are we suppose to shoot them with?
Faval: Err we have arrows.
Lester: Oh yeah, I knew there was a reason he told us to do this.
Pati: Hey bro can I come with you?
Faval: Yeah sure, but why would you want to come with me?
Pati: Oh... no reason... just wanted to see you in action...
Faval: Spit it out! What do you want!
Pati: Ok ok... I was thinking about stealing those guy's money when we get the chance. I heard
they're Grandbell Empire's most elite army, and they get paid well. I was thinking of taking that
money to do some good.
Faval: That's a great idea Pati! We can use it to fund the orhanages!
Pati: No way! I was thinking of building a shopping mall with it!
Faval: Orphanages for children who lost their parents!
Pati: A shopping mall so people can buy things they need!
Faval: Orphanage!
Pati: Shopping mall!
Faval: Orphanage!
Pati: Shopping mall!
Faval: Orphanage!
Pati: Shopping mall!
Lester: Can you 2 argue about this later? Come on we got a job to do!
Narrator: Ark Jr went out to meet Rodan. Rodan stood at the front of his army and demans to challenge
Ark Jr.
Ark Jr: Here I am. Who wants to challenge me?
Rodan: I'm Rodan an-
Ark Jr: You don't look like Rodan.
Rodan: What do mean by that?
Ark Jr: Rodan's a freaking big flying reptile and can fly at the speed of mach 3.
Rodan: GAHHHH! I'M NOT THAT RODAN!!! WHO'S THE IDIOT THAT GAVE ME THIS STUPID TRANSLATION!
Tinny: You not the only suffering bad name translations you know!
Ark Jr: Can we argue about this later? Ok Rodan, you want to challenge me to a battle?
Rodan: I broke your formation yesterday, so I know your tricks.
Ark Jr: Really? I know all you tricks too.
Rodan: Huh? What do you mean?
Ark Jr: You're just trying to distract me while your troops sneak behind me to ambush me. Nice try
but you can't pull the whool over my eyes.
Rodan: DAMN! HOW DID YOU KNOW!?
Ark Jr: That's cause I subscribe to Warmonger Monthly Magazine.
Rodan: Really? Is it that good?
Ark Jr: Yeah they keep you updated with the latest news on warfare and new hightech battle equipment.
Here take a look.
Rodan: Wow you're right! I never knew they have so much stuff!
Ark Jr: Yeah and every month it comes with a pull out poster... Hehehe check it out!
Rodan: Wow... awesome... an entire strategic map of Grandbell pointing out all kinds of
information...
Narrator: While Ark Jr and Rodan are busy reading the magazine Bois reached the back of Ark Jr's
camp.
Bois: Hahaha now Ark Jr's dead for sure.
Narrator: But before he can finish a loud alarm sounded and the archers pops out of their hidding
place and fires at Bois and his troops. Bois and his troops didn't even know what hit them. Bois'
body was covered with arrows. All of his troops were killed. A soldier came to deliver the message to
Ark Jr who's still bust flipping through the magazine with Rodan.
Soldier: My lord Faval and Lester has killed Bois and his troops.
Ark Jr: Huh oh ok. CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!
Rodan: ARGH?!?
Narrator: Rodan was ran over and Ark Jr's troops charges at Rodan's troops. This sudden charge sends
Rodan and his troops all over the place. Rodan was quickly defeated and Edda castle was taken over by
Ark Jr.
Ark Jr: Alright we have Edda under our control now!
Levin: Edda used to be the Holy City of Grandbell. Father Claude the High Priest of Grandbell lived
here. Father Claude was the greatest father in the continent. He had the ability to talk to the gods,
and see into the future, but even he couldn't have prevented all this.
Snape: He was the one that warned us, and we decided to split up so Dark Gaia couldn't hunt us down.
Copul: Home sweet home!
Lynn: But we're not even born here.
Levin: Oh that's right this is your home isn't it?
Copul: Yeah Lynn and I are of the Edda family. I can use the Valkyrie Staff my father passed down to
me.
Lynn: Big deal, you can use a stinking staff.
Copul: Hey watch what you say about this staff! This is one of the 12 Holy Weapons given by the gods.
It has the powers to bring back the dead.
Lynn: Well why don't you bring all our dead parents back to life with that stick!
Copul: Can't... they've been dead too long...
Lynn: Groan...
Levin: Ok you 2 stop arguing. We need to rest up for our next fight!
Ark Jr: Levin's right. This is only the beginning.
Narrator: To the northwest of Edda's Dozel castle. Inside prince Brion is planning their strategy on
how to attack Ark Jr.
Brion: Ark Jr has taken Edda! Prince Yurius has ordered me to attack. All troops move out!
Dark Mage: No don't be so hasty! Even though we out number Ark Jr they're still very strong.
Brion: Then how should we fight them?
Dark Mage: Let's split up into to groups and attack both Edda and Chalphy at the sametime. That way
Ark Jr won't be able to defend 2 places at once. Make sure you set up camp so that it'll block their
way to Dozel, so we won't have to worry about them attacking our castle.
Brion: That's a get idea, but we'll need to keep both armies well supplied.
Dark Gaia: Don't worry about that, I'll take care of it. We have enough supplies to last a year.
Brion: Alright let's start preparing our attack. I'll rally all the soldiers. Ark Jr will pay for
killing my father Danan, and avenge the death of my grandfather Rangobalt at the hands of Ark.
Narrator: Brion gathers all his troops while his Dark Mage advisor sends request to Barhara to get
more supplies. The next few days they were busy getting everything ready. At Edda castle Ark Jr and
his troops doesn't suspect a thing.
Althena: Leaf pull up! You're gona hit that *BOOM* tree...
Leaf: Ouch... *falls on the floor*
Nanna: Leaf meets tree.
Fin: Oh my prince are you alright!?
Leaf: ... Yeah I'm alright. Just getting some flying lessons from my sister.
Nanna: Flying on a dragon looks dangerous. Always wear your seat belt.
Leaf: There is no seat belt, but I could use a crash helmet.
Althena: It's better if you start while you're young. I was raised by Torabant so I was trained to
be a Dragon Knight... with prince Orion...
Leaf: What's wrong sis?
Althena: ... Huh? Oh, nothing...
Leaf: Ha, you can't fool me! You're thinking about prince Orion aren't you?
Althena: I... I... mean we did grow up together... and he's alway been... like a big brother... to
me... And now prince Yurius has him. I wonder he's alright.
Leaf: Yeah think about your older brother and forget about your younger brother.
Althena: I'm sorry Leaf...
Fin: Prince Leaf, princess Althena was still very young when she was taken away. Of course she can't
remember you.
Leaf: Yeah I know, I understand. If Fin hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known either.
Narrator: Suddenly an alarm sounded in the castle. Everybody quickly went to the meeting room to see
what's going on.
Ark Jr: Sorry everyone, Snape just lost another sock in the washing machine again. You can all go
back to what you were doing before.
Snape: That's the 3rd sock this week!
Ark Jr: Hehe maybe Conspiracy ate it.
Snape: Give it back you sock eater!
Conspiracy: I didn't eat your freaking sock!
Snape and Conspiracy: AHHHH *POW* HHHH *WHACK* YOU F!@# *BOOM BOOM BOOM* !@#$% *SMASSSSSSH*
Ark Jr: *sweat drop* ... Me and my big mouth... Oh hey, Fee your father wants to talk to you.
Levin: Come on Fee, it's time for a father to daughter chat.
Fee: Ok, but this isn't about cleaning my room is it?
Levin: No... Fee do you hate me?
Fee: How can you say that father! Of course I don't hate you.
Levin: Not even when I left you, Sety, and your mom?
Fee: ...Well... I'm sure you were away for a good reason...
Levin: ... I was out trying to look for a cure for your mother. I thought I could find a cure for
her, and for other people who suffered Beruga's Asmodeus Virus.
Fee: What!? Mom caught Asmodeus? Why didn't you tell us?
Levin: You and your were still young...
Fee: We weren't that young.
Levin: I thought I could find a cure, but by the time I returned it was too late, and your mother had
died. I was very angry... I wanted revenge for what the Grandbell Empire had done. That's why I
travelled everywhere gathering information and try to defeat the empire. I knew Ark's son was still
alive somewhere in Issac with prince Shanan and Yomi.
Fee: So that's what really happened. Don't worry father, I'm not angry at you, and together we'll
crush the Grandbell Empire!
Levin: Right, we so close now we can-
Conspiracy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *BOOM*
Narrator: Conspiracy comes flying out and falls in front of Levin and Fee.
Levin and Fee: *sweat drop*
Conspiracy: GRRRRR!
Narrator: He charges back at Snape.
Levin: Anyway as I was saying we can't give u-
Snape: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *BOOM*
Narrator: Snape comes flying out and falls in front of Levin and Fee.
Levin and Fee: *more sweat drop*
Snape: GRRRRRRRRR!!!
Narrator: Snape charges back at Conspiracy an- *POW* *BOOM* WHACK* *SMACK* d they continued to
fight.
Levin: I think we need another place to talk.
Fee: Yeah we don't want them landing on us.
Narrator: One day Ark Jr's spies came rushing back to report what they found out.
Spy: My lord, we just found out that Brion's planning on a 2 way attack on both Chalphy and Edda,
with 300,000 troops each!
Ark Jr: Uh-oh, this could be trouble. We must send more troops back to guard Chalphy.
Dais: Hi guys, I'm back. Did I miss anything?
Ark Jr: Oh no, you just in time. You're going back with me to guard Chalphy castle.
Dais: I knew I shouldn't have come back!
Narrator: Ark Jr takes Dais, Hannibal, Yohan, Rana, Fee, Delmud, Lester, and Sety with him back to
guard Chalphy. At Chalphy Ark Jr starts to discuss with Hannibal on how to defeat Brion.
Ark Jr: How come the good guys are always out numbered?
Hannibal: It makes the story more exciting.
Dais: You can cheat with game genie codes.
Ark Jr: This isn't a game!
Dais: Now he tells me! I thought all this time my life exist in a game.
Ark Jr: ... Well I'm sorry I have to be the one to break this news to you.
Dais: Well you should of told me sooner! Yesterday I input some codes thinking I'd be invincible.
Ark Jr: And how did you manage to do that?
Dais: I wrote 7e065dff on my face, then I drank battery acid and fought with a pack of wolverines.
Look I still have the scar on my butt to prove it.
Ark Jr: Ouch!
Hannibal: *ahem* As I was saying, we should first battle with them to test out their strength to see
if we can find a weakness.
Ark Jr: Yeah well commanding to 2 separate armies at different places won't be easy. I mean
telephones aren't even invented yet. We'll have to send a messager back and forth
Dais: True we don't have this telo err telea... what was it?
Ark Jr: A telephone.
Dais: Right right telephone, but we can always sent an e-mail to them.
Ark Jr: Oh yeah, you're right.
Narrator: The next day Brion takes his Swanchika and leads his army of Great Knights to attack Ark Jr
at Chalphy, while a separate army heads for Edda. Two sides battling at 2 different places. This is
tough to describe. Just imagine this... it slices, it dices, it cuts, it cubes, it shredds, it
pulverizes. Lots of kitchen sinks flying too... oh wait, I'm describing my mom cooking, but it's
pretty similar. They fought till sunset and they still can defeat each other.
Ark Jr: They sure are tough.
Dais: They out number us.
Hannibal: Better check the e-mail on how the others did... ... ... Well it appears they pretty much
fought to a draw with them as well.
Ark Jr: We need to figure out a plan on how to beat them and fast!
Hannibal: What's the rush?
Ark Jr: This chapter's already 7 pages long! We'll never finish if we don't hurry up.
Hannibal: Well our spies are out checking things and they should be back right... about... NOW!
Spy: My prince! I've discovered something!
Ark Jr: Wow you're good!
Spy: Thank you my prince.
Ark Jr: I was talking about general Hannibal.
Spy: ... Oh... but don't you want to hear what I've discovered?
Ark Jr: It better not be ANOTHER whorehouse!
Spy: Well... no, but I've discovered where the enemy keeps their food supply.
Ark Jr: So what?
Spy: Well, I thought maybe if we can cut off their food supply we won't even have to fight and the
enemies will crumble.
Ark Jr: Shhh quite, I think I have a plan. If we can cut off the enemy's food supply we won't even
have to fight and the enemies will crumble! Pretty smart idea huh? I'm so glad I thought of it.
Spy and Hannibal: *sweat drop* ... Right...
Ark Jr: Alright it's time to send some people to raid their fridge! Yohan, Delmud, Lester, Sety, and
Fee you guys destory the enemy's food supply. Yohan, you'll lead since Dozel is your homeland.
Yohan: Right you are. Don't we need some troops for this?
Spy: No, there's only a few guards guarding it. You should be able to take care of them.
Narrator: And so Yohan leads his small band to destory the enemy's food supply. When they arrived
they saw some soldiers guarding the place.
Yohan: Hmm there's only 10 of them. We need to take them all out.
Delmud: You're right, if one of them escapes, he'll surely fleed back to Dozel to bring back
reinforcements. Then we'll be in big trouble.
Lester: Err got any ideas?
Fee: We can get Yohan to dress up as a girl to distract the guards then we'll take care of them.
Yohan: WHAT!? Why do I have to dress up? We can just send you out instead of me!
Fee: I'd love to but my brother won't let me.
Sety: Oh no Fee, you can do it too if you want to.
Fee: ... Er no, wait... I...
Sety: Then it's settled. Yohan and my sister will go distract the guards.
Narrator: They took a while to dress up Yohan.
Lester: There we go. *snicker* Yohan looks good *snicker* in a dress...
Sety and Delmud: *snicker* Yeah... great... WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yohan: Grrrrrr!
Fee: Come on, lets go... *mumble grumble*
Narrator: Yohan and Fee walks out to distract the guards.
Yohan: *girlie voice* Hi boys.
Guard 1: Woo hey ladies.
Fee: What are you all doing here this late at night?
Guard 2: Just doing some boring guard duty.
Yohan: *girlie voice* Well I'm sure we can make things more exciting for you.
Guard 1: Oh yeah? Now you're talking.
Fee: Come on over and we'll give you a nice big surprise.
Narrator: All the guards charged at Fee and Yohan. They quick ran, then they went behind a boulder
and the guards followed an-*POW* *WHACK* *SMASH* *THWAP*
Lester: Gee that was easy.
Yohan: Now let's do some destorying.
Delmud: So how do we destory their food supply?
Sety: That's simple, we EAT IT!
Narrator: They all charged at the food and started eating everything in sight. Hours later...
Fee: Ooooooooh I don't feel so good... *BURP!*
Lester: Me too... *BURP!* my stomach hurts.
Delmud: Maybe it's cause our stomachs are dragging on the floor.
Sety: I can't move. Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!
Yohan: We look like a bunch of pigs who's stomach out grew our legs...
Lester: Maybe we should of just burned it all instead of trying to eat everything.
Delmud: Yeah, I'm with you. Except now we're too fat to move.
Sety: Wait I can cast a fire spell.
Narrator: Sety casted a fire spell and sets the rest of the enemy's food on fire.
Sety: Now how do we get back to Chalphy?
Yohan: We'll have to roll our way back.
Narrator: And they're off! It looks like Lester's taking the lead follow by, Fee, Yohan, Sety,
Delmud all the way in the back. But wait, it looks like Fee is trying to gainning up on Lester. It's
Fee, no it's Lester, no it Fee! Oh this is an exciting race. Oh look Delmud is catching up! It's Fee,
Lester, Sety, Delmud, and Yohan all the way in the back. We'll be right back after these messages so
don't go away.
Ark Jr: What just happened?
Dais: Narrator's brain's going to nuts, but don't worry cause it happens in my stories too.
Soldier: My lords!
Ark Jr: What is it?
Soldier: We're being attacked by giant bowling ball monsters!
Ark Jr: ... What?
Narrator: Ark Jr goes out to see what is the problem.
Ark Jr: *sweat drop* What happened to you guys?
Yohan: Long story, now do us a favor and help me digest this stuff.
Narrator: After a long workout they're all back to normal.
Ark Jr: So you've destoryed the enemy's food supply?
Yohan: Yep, it's all gone.
Hannibal: Good then it should be sometime before they can get reinforcements. I suggest you send a
message to Edda and tell them to launch an attack tomorrow.
Ark Jr: Ok, but we don't have to do anything right?
Hannibal: Wrong, we must attack as well.
Ark Jr: Ah nuts. I was hopping we get to sit this one out...
Narrator: The next day Ark Jr attacks the western Dozel troops while the others at Edda attacks the
eastern troops. While at Dozel, news of their food supply was destory arrived.
Dark Mage: What! They destoryed everything!?
Soldier: Yes, when we got there today, everything was destoryed.
Brion: Quick you must send someone Barhara and tell Prince Yurius to send more supplies!
Dark Mage: But that'll take at least a week.
Brion: We have no choice. We're out of food and the soldiers won't fight if they're hungry.
Soldier: My lord, Ark Jr's here to challenge us to battle.
Brion: Withdraw all troops back to Dozel and guard it.
Narrator: Ark Jr led his troops on an all out attack on Dozel castle. Brion and his troops stays in
the castle guarding it. Ark Jr's troops charged forward but boulders and arrows rain down on them,
so they couldn't get close. Ark Jr orders everyone to stop and set up camp around Dozel.
That night the soldiers caught someone taking a message to Barhara to request for help. They locked
the soldier and threw the letter away. They surrounded Dozel for over a week. Brion and his troops
were starving.
Brion: Ah we must escape tonight!
Dark Mage: Yes, we can hold on much longer! We'll get what's left of our troops and give it all we've
got and charge out of Dozel.
Narrator: That night they gathered their best soldiers and charged out of Dozel castle. Ark Jr's
troops quickly came to stop them. Brion was no match, and his troops were weak. He tries to run back
into Dozel, but was stop by Prince Shanan. Brion swings the Holy Axe Swanchika at Prince Shanan's
head, but Prince Shanan was even faster. He charged at Brion and took a swing at him. Brion fell off
his horse and died. With their leader dead, the soldiers quickly surrendered to Ark Jr. Now they have
Dozel castle.
Ark Jr: Ok we have Dozel! Next stop's Fridge.
Levin: I heard that Hilda's guarding that place.
Ark Jr: What Alvis' insane sister survived the tangle with Dais' trunk?
Levin: Guess so. I also heard that Yurius has created Twelve Demon Warriors. They're led by some
powerful leaders.
Ark Jr: We'll deal with them when the time comes. Right now we must prepare for our next battle.
Levin: Right, let's go to Fridge Castle.
Narrator: As Ark Jr's troops moves on to Fridge they captured a messenger sent to Fridge by Prince
Scorpio of Jungvy.
Ark Jr: So, those dirty rats plans on attcking our backs while we fight Hilda. Luckily we caught him
before he gets to Fridge. Lock up the messenger!
Hannibal: Wait, I have a plan...
Narrator: A messenger arrives at Fridge castle, and delivered a message to Hilda.
Hilda: So Ark Jr plans on attacking us at night from the south with an army of archers huh? Tell
prince Scorpio that my army will hide in the forest south of Fridge castle to ambush Ark Jr when his
troops pass by. I'll team up with him to destory Ark Jr once and for all.
Narrator: The messenger then goes to Jungvy castle and delivered a message to Prince Scorpio.
Scorpio: What Ark Jr has an army has an army hidden in the forest south of Fridge castle? Alright,
tell queen Hilda I understand, and together we'll destory Ark Jr.
Narrator: Now everything was set, and the messenger returns to Ark Jr.
Hannibal: Hahahaha, well done, now Hilda and Scorpio will attack each other. When they finally
realize it, it'll be too late.
Ark Jr: That was a great plan General Hannibal, now we'll just find some other place to hide and
watch them fight each other, then we'll pop out the finish them off.
Narrator: That night Prince Scorpio led his troops to the spot where Queen Hilda was hidding. When
Hilda saw the troops, she thought it was Ark Jr and signal her army to attack. Prince Scorpio already
knew they were hidding they and was ready to counterattack. They quickly started to fight. It was
dark and they couldn't see clearly, so they didn't realize they were attacking each other. The
battle lasted sometime before they finally figured it out, but it was too late. Drums sounded and
Ark Jr's army finally appeared. Both Hilda and Scorpio's armies were battered. They were no match
for Ark Jr. Scorpio tried to fled but he was cut down by Yomi. While Hilda was betrayed and was
killed by her own soldiers who then surrendered to Ark Jr. The battle has ended and Fridge was
conquered by Ark Jr.
Ark Jr: Our next stop is Barhara...
Levin: The heart of the Grandbell Empire and the home of Yurius, no Dark Gaia. Ark Jr it's time I
tell you this. Your mother Elle possesed both the blood of Light and Dark Gaia. With her blood
combined with Alvis' blood she would give birth to a child they'll have complete powers of Dark
Gaia, but because she has the blood of Light Gaia in her, she could also give birth to a child with
the powers of Light Gaia. When Elle finally gave birth, she gave birth to twins. A boy and a girl.
The boy has the blood of Dark Gaia, he's Yurius. The girl has the blood of Light Gaia, she's Yuria.
Ark Jr: GASP! Yuria's my bastard half-sister!?!?
Levin: That's right, and you must save her, cause she's the key to defeating Dark Gaia. The freedom
of the continent rests in your hands.
Althena: Oh crap, I just remembered I had a roast in the oven back at Chalphy! I'll be right back.
Ark Jr: Ok, fine.
Narrator: So Ark Jr gave up, went on vacation and lived happily everafter... THE END... NOT! Althena
hops back on her dragon and flys back to Chalphy castle. While at Barhara Yurius was planning his
final move the could mean the end for Ark Jr and his friends.
Ishutal: My Prince, Ark Jr has conquered Fridge, killed my mother and is heading this way.
Yurius: HAHAHAHAHAHA! Now then, the time has come for me to finish him for good. No one can stop me,
not even Light Gaia! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ishutal: I want to lead an army to go head on with Ark Jr. He's killed my mother and I won't
forgive him for that!
Yurius: Oh course you may lead an army to attack him. I was planning on letting you do that anyway.
Now go out and prepare everything.
Ishutal: Yes my Prince!
Narrator: Ishutal leaves to prepare her army to fight Ark Jr. Back inside Barhara castle...
Yurius: Is everything set up?
???: Yes, my Prince, everything is all set...
????: When Ark Jr comes we'll be ready with the 12 Demon Warriors.
Yurius: Lead well you 2 and you'll be rewarded when this is all over.
???: Thank you my Prince. Come on my brother, it's time.
????: Right you are. We'll show the the power of the Grandbell Empire.
Narrator: When Ark Jr's troops were all rest up, they left Fridge castle and headed for their final
battle... When they were almost at Barhara, they were blocked by Ishutal's army.
Ark Jr: I don't suppose asking you to surrender nicely before someone gets hurt will work.
Ishutal: All troops, ATTACK!
Ark Jr: Well it was worth a shot... ATTACK!
Narrator: And so the battle starts. Everyone fights for their lives. The loud sound of swords
clanking, kitchen sinks flying back and forth again. In the battle Ishutal found Ark Jr. Without a
word she uses her Thor Hammer to blast him. Ark Jr leaped away, but just as he lands and another
huge blast was shot at him. This time he barely managed to roll away. And another and another,
Ishutal continues to blast Ark Jr giving him no chance to fight back. Ark Jr dodges every blast, but
a rock that was thrown into the air by Ishutal's spell fell on Ark Jr's head, and he was knocked out.
Ishutal: I got you now.
Narrator: Ishutal takes aim and prepares to blast Ark Jr, and now to piss you off, I'm gonna leave
you hanging in the exciting part and talk about what happened with Althena back at Chalphy castle.
Althena: Ah crap it's over cooked. Oh well might as well get back with the others. I'm sure the
battle has begun by now.
Narrator: Just when Althena was about to leave Chalphy, she spots something flying towards Chalphy.
It was Orion, and a small group of Dragon Knights.
Orion: Ah, just as Yurius says, Chalphy is unguarded. We'll take over it and cut off Ark Jr's escape.
When he retreats back here, we'll be waiting for him.
Althena: Prince Orion!? PRINCE ORION!
Orion: Althena!? What are you doing here?
Althena: I was just about to ask you the samething.
Orion: Leaves now before you get hurt. We are now enemies remember?
Althena: Prince Orion, why are you fighting for the Grandbell Empire?
Orion: Thracia is now under Ark Jr's control. If I fight for the empire and destory Ark Jr, Yurius
promised he'll return Thracia to me.
Althena: Yurius wouldn't do that. He wants the entire continent under his control. If Ark Jr lose,
then everyone in the world will suffer Yurius' tyranny. Do you want the people of Thracia to suffer
Yurius' evil rule? If you help us, I'm sure Ark Jr will forgive you and return Thracia to you.
Orion: And how do I know you're not lying?!?!
Althena: Come on, you can trust me. Even though we're not really siblings, you still treated me like
a sister when we were kids. Remember you used to read me bedtime stories, and once you read me "Tooth
Fairy The Killer Dentist?" I couldn't sleep without turning out the lights. Can't we forget what's
happened between our families and be friends?
Orion: ...
Althena: Look, if you help us, I'll talk to Ark Jr and tell him to give Thracia back to you, I promise.
Orion: ... ... Alright... I'll trust you, but if you lie to me, you'll regret it, and I won't go easy
on you.
Althena: Yeah, come on, let's hurry to Barhara. The others must be in a battle by now.
Narrator: Orion's Dragon Knights followed Althena to help out Ark Jr. At Velthomer Beruga has
finished brainwashing Yuria with his evil mind control device.
Beruga: Go Yuria, go to Barhara castle and destory Ark Jr!
Yuria: Destory Ark Jr, destory Ark Jr etc...
Narrator: Yuria walks out of Velthomer and heads for Barhara. Meanwhile back at the fight Ark Jr was
knocked out and was about to be blasted by Ishutal. Sety saw Ark Jr was in trouble and took out his
Holy Spell Holsety. Just when Ishutal was about to unleash her powerful blast, she was blown back by
Sety.
Ishutal: Ahh...ahhh! How dare you! I'll kill you first!
Narrator: Ishutal charged at Sety and blasts him with her Thor Hammer. Sety quickly dodged her blast.
Ishutal keeps blasting but Sety was just too fast for her. He was running circles around her. Soon,
Ishutal was too tired.
Sety: Now it's my turn.
Narrator: With a wave of his hands, Sety sends a powerful gust and wind and sends Ishutal flying
backwards. She hits a tree and fell to the floor. Sety summoned his powers again and the wind picks
up Ishutal.
Sety: Hey watch me do a juggle.
Narrator: Sety used his powers again and picked up a boulder and a tree. He started to spin Ishutal,
the boulder, and the tree with his wind powers. Sety stopped his powers and Ishutal fell back on the
ground and was crushed by the tree and boulder.
Sety: Oops, hehehe I guess that's the end of her.
Narrator: With their leader killed the enemy soldier all fled. Now nothing stops them from getting
to Barhara. Ark Jr led his troops pass the canyon and across a small forest. When they walked out
the forest they saw Barhara castle in the distances, and Yurius was waiting for them. They all
charged at Barhara castle. On the castle gates stood Yurius, the evil Dark Gaia reborn.
Yurius: Ah, so the Prince Of Light is here!
Ark Jr: Yeah well I was in the neighborhood and thought I'd drop by to say hi.
Yurius: How nice of you. I've prepared a little present just for you. Come out Yuria.
Ark Jr: W-what!? YURIA!
Yuria: Destory Ark Jr, destory!
Ark Jr: Yuria, you ok!
Yomi: I wouldn't say so... Just look at her glowing eyes. She must be controlled by someone... like
Beruga!
Yurius: That's right Mr. Pink Floating Blob Head.
Yomi: I'm not a pink floating blob head!!! I'm a human being! Why does everyone think I'm a pink
floating blob head!?
Yurius: Oh well whatever. Oh and here's all another present from Beruga.
???: I've got you now Ark Jr!
Narrator: Three armies poped out and surrounded Ark Jr. Each army was led by a Demon Warrior.
Yomi: No... IT C-CAN'T BE!!!!!
Narrator: Yomi saw a strangely familiar person hovering in mid air. The person has a long hair, and
wears a long robe and holds a goose feathered fan. His other arm was a canon, and giant black metal
wings attached to his back with 2 glowing eyes. Dagger like fangs sticks out from his mouth.
Dais Conspiracy and Snape: W-what... it's... Terranigma Freak!
Ark Jr: How can you tell he's not Terranigma Fool?
Snape: That's cause he smells like Terranigma Freak.
Conspiracy: It can't be! He's dead!
Yurius: Hahahaha, we found his corpse and used his DNA to make a cyborg clone. He's just like the
real thing, only better and under my control. Meet Kaerf Amginarret!
Kaerf Amginarret: Now feel the power of darkness!
Narrator: Kaerf Amginarret pointed his wings at Ark Jr's army and fired tons of missiles from it's
wing tips. Ark Jr's troops quickly retreats, but was blocked by the armies led by 3 Demon Warriors.
Ark Jr was surrounded. They had to fight their way through. The Demon Warriors' powers were awesome.
They easily killed many soldiers.
Hannibal: We must retreat back to Fridge castle. There we can regroup and we'll stand a better chance
there!
Ark Jr: What about Yuria!?
Levin: We can't worry about her now! She's not the one in danger, we are!
Ark Jr: You're right, as long as she's under Yurius control then she's in no danger... sorta.
Narrator: Ark Jr's troops broke through and fled back into the forest towards Fridge castle.
Hannibal: OH NO EVERYBODY RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!
Ark Jr: Wha- huh?
Narrator: Before Ark Jr even knew what happened the forest was set on fire. Many of Ark Jr's troops
didn't escape in time and was burned alive. Kaerf Amginarret led the Demon Warriors and their army
to chase them. Ark Jr's army was in no shape to fight. They charged out of the forest and back into
the canyon. Ark Jr turn to look and saw that the enemies didn't follow them.
Ark Jr: Ok let's get back to Fridge castle and rest. We'll regroup a-
Narrator: Suddenly soldiers poped out from bothsides of the canyon, led by 3 more Demon Warriors.
They shoot arrows and tossed boulders down at Ark Jr.
Ark Jr: OH NO, IT'S ANOTHER AMBUSH!!! RETREAT!!!
Narrator: Ark Jr's troops once again runs for their life. Many soldiers were killed by the arrows.
After these 2 ambushes, Ark Jr's army suffered a massive lost. From 400,000 troops now down to
around 132,000. Finally Ark Jr has retreated back to Fridge castle.
Ark Jr: *huff* *puff* We made it...
Ares: LOOK, who's that floating over Fridge castle!?
Narrator: They saw a figure that looks just like Kaerf Amginarret. Except he's colors are slightly
different, and has a cyborg eye and a shoulder canon.
Ark Jr: Oh no... they cloned his brother too!
Loof Amginarret: HAHAHAHAHA! That's awefully careless of you to leave you castle unprotected.
Narrator: Suddenly 6 armies led by 6 more Demon Warriors appeared. Ark Jr was prepared to fight, but
just then Kaerf Amginarret's leading the other Demon Warrior and their armies caught up with Ark Jr.
Now he was totally surrounded, and badly out numbered.
Kaerf Amginarret: And so, that's the end of the great Ark Jr.
Loof Amginarret: Trapped like a rat. No where to run, nowhere to hide.
Kaerf Amginarret: We'll enjoy destorying you. Using simply the element of surprise, we easily defeated you.
Ark Jr: I'm only defeated if I'm dead. I'll fight till the last man!
Narrator: They were all prepared to fight. Suddenly someone came from behind and thrusted a spear at
Loof Amginarret. He fell to the ground and his wings was damaged.
Loof Amginarret: WHAT!?!
Narrator: Someone appeared from behind a sliced Kaerf Amginarret's army off. He also fell to the
ground.
Kaerf Amginarret: ARGH!! All troops retreat!
Narrator: Kaerf Amginarret and Loof Amginarret fled back towards Barhara with all their troops and
Demon Warriors.
Althena: Sorry it took us so long. Did we miss anything?
Ark Jr: Althena! ... And Orion!?!
Althena: Long story, let's get back into Fridge castle then we'll talk.
Narrator: They all got back inside Fridge castle to rest. The next day Ark Jr planned on their final
attack.
Yomi: Oh the spies just returned with some valuable information!
Ark Jr: What is it?
Yomi: It seems that those clones aren't prefect. The reason they're part cyborg was because they
clones don't really have life. The robotic parts keeps them alive while the human part has the exact
thinking as the real ones. That means they controlled by a master computer at Velthomer that Beruga
created. If you destory the computers, the clones, no not just the clones but also the Demon Warriors
won't function. Let's not forget that if we attack Velthomer, Beruga will be there. Kill Beruga and
Yuria will be back to normal.
Ark Jr: Alright, then I've got a plan. We'll make Velthomer our main target, not Barhara. If we can
take down Velthomer, we'll kill Beruga, get rid of the clones, get Yuria back to normal, and the
powers of Light Gaia!
Yomi: Yes, this time WILL be our last battle... Gee keep saying every battle's our last battle in this
chapter.
Ark Jr: Alright we'll form a tight formation. Prince Shanan, Sety, Faval, Althena, Ares and I will
be in the front. Prince Leaf, Fin, Delmud, Yomi, Lester, and Arthur will be in the middle. Rakche
and Sukasha, each of you will guard one side. General Hannibal, Fee, Tinny Nanna, Yohan, and Pati
will at the rear. Prince Arion, you and your Dragon Knights will watch our backs. Rana, Lynn, and
Coupl, I have an imporatant job for you guys. You 3 will tell jokes.
Rana: Err... why do you us to tell jokes?
Ark Jr: If we die, at least we'll die laughing.
Rana: Ah, good idea...
Narrator: Meanwhile Kaerf Amginarret and Loof Amginarret goes back inside Barhara castle for repairs.
Kaerf Amginarret: Ah much better.
Loof Amginarret: Yes, but brother, shouldn't we get moving to Velthomer now?
Yurius: Why would you go to Velthomer? Ark Jr's in Fridge castle.
Kaerf Amginarret: HAHAHAHAHA! We could of finished Ark Jr at Fridge even if we were damaged, but we
thought it would be fun to finish him off the same place where his father died.
Yurius: AHAHAHA! That's a great idea.
Loof Amginarret: We've slipped out information to his spies. We used the information to lure Ark Jr
to Velthomer, and we'll be waiting for him there.
Yurius: HAHAHAHA! That's brilliant! Then go prepare everything. Oh and do you need Yuria's help?
Kaerf Amginarret: No we don't need her, but I suggest you don't kill her.
Yuria: Why's that?
Loof Amginarret: We'll catch those Flame War Sages and have them break the seal. Since you have Yuria
under your control, she won't hurt you with the powers of Light Gaia. With her on yourside, you'll
be unstoppable!
Yurius: Yes, YES!
Narrator: And so Ark Jr sneaks to past Barhara and heads straight for Velthomer castle. When they got
there, only a few Dark Mages were guarding the castle. The were quickly defeated.
Ark Jr: Beruga, come out and meet your doom!
Beruga: He he he, so the little fool has finally arrived. Oh and I don't think I'll be meeting my
doom today...
Narrator: Kaerf Amginarret and Loof Amginarret's hidden troops appeared, along with the 12 Demon Warriors.
Ark Jr's army was surrounded once again.
Kaerf Amginarret: Poor Ark Jr, you took so much effort to get here, only to be killed.
Loof Amginarret: How nice, you'll die the same place where your father died, right in front of
Velthomer castle.
Yomi: NEVER!!! We'll defeat the Grandbell Empire no matter how bad the odds!
Narrator: Ark Jr turns away from Beruga and challenged Kaerf Amginarret and Loof Amginarret.
Ark Jr: I'll tell you what, if you 2 can defeat me in close combat, I'll let you kill me. And to
make things fair, I'll let the both of you fight me at the sametime.
Kaerf Amginarret: He's dumber than I thought.
Loof Amginarret: This should be fun.
Narrator: Ark Jr stood still and prepared to fight. Both Kaerf Amginarret and Loof Amginarret floats
in mid air and sets the target on Ark Jr. They shot lasers at Ark Jr. Ark Jr, jumped rolled and
dodged, escaping every shot. He couldn't fight back because he can't reach them. Ark Jr runs again,
but Kaerf Amginarret was blocking him. He turned around and Loof Amginarret was behing him. He slowly
moves back back hits the walls of Velthomer castle. Now he has his back against the walls of
Velthomer castle and was cornered.
Kaerf Amginarret: It's over...
Narrator: They both targeted Ark Jr with all their weapons. Then they both launched every missile
they had straight at Ark Jr. He waited till the last moment then he jumps away. The missiles just
missed him and blasted right into Velthomer castle.
Bergua: OH NO!!!
Narrator: The castle starts to explode. The machines explodes, everything was set on fire. The walls
crumbles. The roof totally collapsed. Everything was destoryed, including Beruga's computers. Kaerf
Amginarret and Loof Amginarret along with the 12 Demon Warriors dropped to the floor and explodes.
Beruga ran around in the castle trying to escape, but was send flying into the air by an explosion.
He was thrown far away. Luckily something broke his fall.
Beruga: Hahaha I'm so lucky. Gee I wonder what it this strange cave is. It looks like it made of
metal...
Slippy: Oh, good. The engines finally fixed, and the thrusters are back on line. Now I can get off
this strange planet.
Beruga: Hmm this is strange. It almost looks like the I landed inside and thruster of... some...
sort... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Slippy: BLAST OFF!
Narrator: Slippy punched the the control and the thrusters ignites and incinerates Beruga. While at
Barhara castle Yurius heard the loud explosion.
Yurius: Hmm I wonder what that was? Oh I think they've finally done it, they've killed Ark Jr. Yuria,
go to Velthomer and see what happened.
Yuria: Right...
Narrator: Back at Velthomer(or what's left of it anyway) Ark Jr fought the enemy soldiers, but
without their leader they were no match. Most of them quickly fled in terror. Ark Jr had won the
battle, but the war was far from over...
Yomi: Oh no, the castle is destoryed. What if the Light Gaia spell was destoryed too!?
Snape: Don't worry, it can't be destoryed, but we do have to dig it up. Ark Jr, you should go save
Yuria now.
Ark Jr: Right!
Yuria: No need to, I'm right here.
Ark Jr: YURIA! Are you alright? How did you manage to get away from Yurius?
Yuria: He heard a loud explosion and thought you were destoryed. He sent me here to check on what
happened. When I was walking here, I suddenly regained control.
Ark Jr: That's cause Beruga's dead. You're no longer under his control. You go help dig out the Light
Gaia spell, we'll keep Yurius busy.
Narrator: Ark Jr left the 3 Flame War Sages with Levin and Yuria to dig up the Light Gaia spell from
the ruins of Velthomer castle. The others all when with him to fight Yurius. They quickly arrived at
Barhara castle, and on top of the castle stood Yurius.
Ark Jr: It's over Yurius! We've defeated both Kaerf Amginarret and Loof Amginarret, along with the 12
Demon Warriors, and Beruga.
Yomi: Don't tell him about Yuria, just make up some lie.
Ark Jr: Yeah and I'm here to avenge Yuria!
Yurius: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You've done such a great job. Now without Yuria, you'll never beat me. Come
on Ark Jr, Dark Gaia awaits you.
Narrator: Yurius leaped off the castle and prepares to fight.
Ark Jr: You're mine!
Narrator: Ark Jr charges at Yurius and slices him with the Tylfing. But Yurius just disappeared and
reappeared behind him. Ark Jr turns around to chop again but he missed again. Ark Jr goes for Yurius'
head, but this time Yurius didn't move. The sword sliced down on Yurius' head and Yurius splits into
2 and combined into 1 again. Then Yurius waved his hand and the monterous giant Dark Gaia appeared.
It shot out a powerful blast at Ark Jr. Ark Jr quickly blocked the blast, but it was so powerful that
he was sent flying back.
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Ark Jr: ARGHH! I'm gonna need help. The rest of the Holy Warriors, let's team up on him!
Shanan: Right!
Sety: Time for some action.
Ares: I'll show him what we're made of.
Faval: Well then I hope we're made of something strong...
Althena: He's toast.
Narrator: All 6 charged at Yurius. Prince Shanan used his Meteor Hit and slices Yurius 5 times, but
Yurius just splits into 5. Then with a wave of his hand Prince Shanan was thrown backwards. Sety
blasts Yurius with Holsety but it was reflected back at him, but Sety used his super speed and
appears behind Yurius, only to find that Yurius was already behind him. Sety couldn't dodge in time
and was blasted by the Dark Gaia powers. Ares and Althena attacked Yurius together. Yurius splits in
2 and blasted both Althena and Ares. Faval aimed his Holy Bow Ichival and shoots at Yurius, but the
arrow just bounced right off his body. Yurius blasts Faval and sends him flying into Ark Jr.
Yomi: Come on, everybody let's join the fight as well!
Narrator: Everyone charged right at Yurius. Arthur and Tinny combines their magic to attack Yurius,
but their magic passed harmlessly through Yurius' body. Fin charged at Yurius with his spear and
sends 4 jabs to his face. Yurius' head moves at super speed and dodged every attack. Fin tries again
and stabs his spear him Yurius' chest but it didn't even scratch him. Sukasha lunged at Yurius from
the left and Rakche came from the right. Yurius used the Dark Gaia and just grabbed them and tossed
them aside. Leaf and Nanna sneaks behind Yurius and sliced him with their magical swords. The swords
sliced into Yurius' skin, but Leaf and Nanna couldn't pull out their swords. Instead the sword just
gets sucked into Yurius' body. Yurius swings his hand and Dark Gaia followed what he did. Yurius
swats Leaf, Fin, and Nanna away like flies. Yomi, Delmud, and Yohan attacks Yurius together. Yurius
used both his hands to block the weapons. As he was blocking, suddenly an arrow went into the back
of his head and out through his eye.
Yurius: Gaa... ahh...
Lester: I hurt him!
Narrator: But Yurius pulled the arrow out of his head and throws it right back at Lester. Lester
couldn't dodge fast enough and the arrow hits his arm. Yurius sends another blast and blasts Yomi,
Yohan, and Delmud away. All of a sudden Hannibal slam tackles Yurius from behind with his magic
shield, and Yurius went flying straight towards Fee. Fee readies her spear and Yurius flyings right
into it and the spear. It goes right through his body. Yurius gets up and pulls the spear out of his
body. Yurius walks forward but his pants fell off and he tripped.
Pati: Hehehe I stole his belt.
Yurius: AIYEEEE! Give me back my belt!
Narrator: Yurius waved his hands again, and Dark Gaia jabs all his clawed hands into the ground and
sends dark energy into it. The entire ground explodes and everyone was blasted by the dark energy.
While at Velthomer, the others heard the loud blast.
Levin: Oh man we better work fast. It sounds like there's big trouble.
Dais: I found it, I FOUND IT!!!
Yuria: Great, but why it the spell locked in a chest that's shaped like a baseball bat???
Conspiracy: We can remember...
Narrator: Snape walks forward but trips on a rock. He fell right on Dais, and Dais fell on
Conspiracy:
Conspiracy: WHY YOU F!@#ING JERK!
Dais: It wasn't me it was Snape!
Snape: Hey it wasn't my fault, I tripped!!!
Dais: AH YOU !@#%^&*
Conspiracy: WAAAA !@$#%^&
Snape: %$#@!!!!
Narrator: The 3 Flame War Sages starts to fight again... They *POW!* each other a-*SMACK!* Man their
fighting so loud *SMASH* can't hear *WHAM* I'm sayin-*BOOM*
Levin: Err guys could plea-*BAM* stop... err guys... *THWAP* GUYS!
Yuria: Guy come yo-*CRASH* break the seal... AH THAT'S IT!
Narrator: Yuria takes the baseball bat shaped chest and bashed all 3 of them on the head. Suddenly
the strangely shape chest begins to glow. It then floated into the air and disappeared, and a golden
spell book appear and floats back into Yuria's hands.
Yuria: This is... it... the Light Gaia spell... So that's how you open the seal! You're suppose to
bash them over the head with it.
Levin: Well no wonder it was shaped like a baseball bat. Now the others need you Yuria! Hurry!
Narrator: Levin picks up Yuria and drop kicks her. She flies straight into the air. Back at Barhara,
everyone laid wounded on the floor...
Yurius: After all that trouble of defeating everyone you've encountered, just so I can finish you
off.
Ark Jr: It's... not... over yet...
Yomi: Look up in the sky!
Rana: It's a bird!
Lester: It's a plane!
Tinny: No its... it's...
Yurius: Y-Y-Yuria!?!?!
Yuria: WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Narrator: Yuria falls down and crash lands on Yurius.
Yuria: Hi everybody, did I miss anything?
Ark Jr: Yuria... you have the... spell?
Yuria: Yeah I got it right here. Now where's Yurius? I'm gonna kick his ass with this!
Yurius: GET OFF ME!
Yuria: *looks down* Oh right... sorry...
Yurius: So... Ark Jr tricked me. I thought she was dead... but I can fix that!
Narrator: Yurius mumbled some mumble jumble and his body begins to glow with a dark light surrounding
him. He floats into the air, then suddenly becomes a dark fireball and flies right at Yuria. Yuria
rolls away and used her Light Gaia powers and shoots at Yurius again and again. Yurius(or the dark
fireball) was too quick.
Yuria: Alright so he wants to play. I'll show him.
Narrator: Yuria also mumbled some jumble and became a golden fireball. It flew straight at the dark
fireball and slams it. The dark beam flew backwards then it stopped and charged right back. They both
starts to slam each other back and forth. The flew higher and higher into the sky. Everyone looked up
to watch the battle that was taking place in the sky. They looked like 2 meteors slamming into each
other. They charged head on, crisscross, flew up and down the air. They all stood there but they
can't help. The golden light chased the dark light, but suddenly the dark light looped up and slams
right down at the golden light. The golden light plummets back down to the ground. The light
disappeared and Yuria collasped on the floor.
Ark Jr: NO! Yuria, get up and fight!
Yuria: Ahhh... I... I... I'm... sorry...
Narrator: The dark light came back down and turned back into Yurius.
Yurius: Hahahaha! Not even the powers of Light Gaia can defeat me. First I'll kill you Yuria, then
I'll take care of you Ark Jr.
Narrator: Yurius' charged his powers and released the blast at Yuria. Yuria jumps back on her feet
nd blasts back. They're both locked in a Dragon Ballz like fireball battle. They both stood their
oncentrating their powers. The blasts pushed back and forth. They stood there for a long time.
uddenly Conspiracy, Dais, and Snape came, and bit Yurius' leg.
Yurius: OW!!!! Stop it you crazy people!!
Narrator: Yurius lost his concentration and Yuria's blast came right at him.
Yurius: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Yuria: Ark Jr, NOW!
Ark Jr: Right!
Narrator: Yuria continues to blast Yurius, while the other Holy Warriors gets up with their last bit
of strength and charges at Yurius. Faval's Ichival shot many holes into Yurius' body while Ark Jr,
Ares, Prince Shanan, and Althena slices Yurius with their Holy Weapons. Sety Joins Yuria and blasts
Yurius with the Holsety. Yurius let's out a horrific scream and his body begins to explode. The Dark
Gaia image also disintegrates. A pillar of light surrounds Yurius and shots into the sky. When the
light disappeared, and all that's left was a pile of dust...
Ark Jr: WE DID IT!!!!!
Yuria: YAHOOOO!!!
Narrator: Everyone cheers loudly! The people came out to cheer. They've finally done it. They've
defeated Dark Gaia, and the entire continent was free. They all charged into Barhara castle! Ark Jr
ran up the stairs and tripped. He fell down on the floor and everything seem to went black. Then he
heard a familiar voice...
Voice: Ark!! ARK!! WAKE UP ARK!!
Narrator: Ark fell right off his bed. He opened his eyes and saw Elle looking at him.
Ark: Who, what, where, why, when? HUH?!
Elle: Ark you're finally awake!
Ark: What happened?
Elle: Some weird device was attached on your head by Beruganator 2000! This device kept you locked
in a dream world! The device broke when you fell off your bed. The Beruganator says he's created by
some guy name Beruga and is here for revenge. He's outside attacking everyone in Crysta! You have to
stop him!
Ark: A... dream... it was just... a dream...
Elle: Yeah!
Ark: So... I'm not dead... I'm not Ark Jr either?
Elle: No... but you did play the role of both main characters. NOW GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND BEAT
HIM UP!
Ark: How long was I asleep?
Elle: You're only asleep in the night and now's the next day! NOW GO BEAT HIM UP!!!
Ark: It's the next day... That was weird it cause it's over 17 years in my dream. You mean to say
that I was my own son after I died... Freaky!
Elle: I've died many times in my dreams too, NOW GO SAVE THE VILLAGE DAMMIT!!!
Ark: Right, right, right!
Narrator: Ark ran out of his house and saw a half man half machine attacking everything in Crysta.
It was the Beruganator 2000.
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Beruganator: Destory!
Ark: Oh great... why me... Ok let's get this over with.
Narrator: Ark takes out his Hero Spear and leaps at the Beruganator 2000. The Beruganator rolled
away and fired missiles at Ark. The missiles missed and blew up the bridge. The fishing guy fell
right into the river. The Beruganator extends his arms and grabs Ark then it threw him at the tree.
Ark: Owww, this guy's tough.
Narrator: The Beruganator used this chance and charges at Ark. Ark used his Hero Spear and chops the
tree down. The tree fell right on top of the Beruganator. But that did stop it. The Beruganator
picked the tree and swings it like a bat and knocks Ark across the village and into the pumkin patch.
The Beruganator just keeps on coming. Ark picked up a pumkin and rolled it at the Beruganator. The
Beruganator stepped on the pumkin and slips. It used it's rockets and flies back into the air to
dodge more pumkins, but it didn't notice the jumbo jet behing him. The Beruganator use sucked into
the jet's turbine and... well it wasn't pretty.
Ark: Wow I've seen that guy get killed so many times today and I'm still not tired of it.
Narrator: And so the killer cyborg was destoryed. Ark was released from his dream. All in all not a
bad day for him. That night, Ark sat down to read the ending of the Holy Wars.
Ark: Ok let's see... it says... "And so the entire continent of Judral was free from the Grandbell
Empire. After days of endless parties, Serlis had to say goodbye to his friends." Gee don't all
stories end like that... Save the world and say goodbye to your friends. "Prince Shanan ruled Issac
with Sukasha and Rakche. As agreed Thracia was given back to Orion, but he refused. Instead Manster
and Thracia united into one country. Orion was given the house of Thracia to rule. The feud between
Lenster and Thracia was over. Prince Leaf ruled as the new King. He was helped by his sister Althena,
the loyal knight Fin, and General Hannibal. Ares returns to Augustria as it's ruler. His cousins
Nanna and Delmud was given the role of governers of Augustria. The people of Augustria also honors
the great Eltosian. To the north was Silesia. Levin gave up his throne and lets Sety rule as the
King, along with his sister Fee. Faval returns to his father Jamuka's homeland Verdane, and rules
with his sister Pati. Together they developed Verdane to be a more modern country. The people of
Verdane now tells the tell of how Sigurd, meets his love Diadora." Hmm Sigurd and Diadora... Oh that
would be Elle and me. Speaking of Elle, I wonder where is she. She says she has something for me. Oh
well might as well continue reading... ok where was I... Oh yeah... "With the Grandbell Empire
destoryed everything returned to normal in Grandbell. Coupl and Lynn controls the house of Edda.
Oifaye controls Chalphy." Oifaye... Oh that would be Yomi. Gee where's Yomi?
Narrator: Ark takes out the box and looked inside. Yomi was still asleep in there.
Ark: That lazy pig. Gah now I can't find the part I was reading... Oh wait wait it's right here.
"Yohan rules the house of Dozel. Tinny rules Fridge, while her brother Arthur takes Velthomer. The
throne of Grandbell was given to Serlis." I still can't believe I died and became my own son and
didn't even noticed it. This is just too weird. Back to reading. "Yuria was also with Serlis at
Barhara. All these people will forever be know as heros." What a rip! I wasn't even mentioned in the
story!
Narrator: The door to his room opened and Elle came in.
Elle: Well since you saved everyone today, I think you deserve a big reward.
Ark: Oh yeah?
Elle: Now close your eyes...
Ark: Ok...
Elle: Ok you can open them now.
Ark: Huh? What this?
Elle: It's a book you silly. See this is the sequal to the Holy Wars. Let see, there's "The
Grandbell Empire Strikes Back" and "Return Of The Holy Warrior." Isn't it great?
Ark: ... AHHHHHHHHH!
Narrator: Ark jumped out of bed and runs away but slams into a wall instead. His head was dizzy, and
felt like his body was falling down from a every high place. Then suddenly he saw that he was
falling off a building.
Ark: AHHHH WHAT'S GOING ON!?!?
Narrator: Ark looked at himself and received another shock. He was a bird. He quickly flapped his
wings and starts to fly again.
Ark: What hell!? Let me see now... I defeated Dark Gaia... Light Gaia says some crap about Crysta
disappearing and me dreaming my last dream... Then I was in Crysta with Elle... Fell asleep and gets
trapped in a dream world. Wakes up and... Ahhhh that was my last dream! Stupid Light Gaia! I save
the world, then you destory me. Only to let me save the world in a dream... a dream within dream...
cool! But now I'm a frigging bird! AHHHHHH IT'S NOT FAIR! I SAVED THE WORLD TWICE AND THAT'S THE
THANKS I GET!? Still the dream within dream thing was pretty cool. Well now that I'm a bird, might
as well have some fun. BOMBS AWAY! FART!
Narrator: Ark flies all over the place and craps on people's head.
Ark: Hehehehe, that was fun. Oh hey it's Kumari, and he's outside reading the bible to his fellow
monks. Let me drop him a little present. Look out baldy, cause here it comes. *FART*
Kumari: When the world was in danger 12 Holy *splat* SHIT... er I mean knights came to save the
world...
Ark: Hehehe 12 Holy Shit. Good good one Kumari. Let's see what should I do now? Oh maybe I'll give
Prince Elle a visit.
Narrator: Ark flies and flies until he was finally saw the Norfest. He flies straight into the
village and lands in front of Elle's house. Suddenly his body begins to glow...
THE END...
Special Thanks To: Gee I don't know, how about Ray Chien for translating the stuff in the
beginning.
Some Mumble Jumble From The Writter
Well and so the longest fanfic I've ever written is finally complete. I wanna say a few things
that's been bugging me. Mainly the character names. You see the story was sorta(20% maybe) based on
the game Fire Emblem Genealogy Of The Holy War. It was never released in the US so everything was in
Japanese. I used the name translation from different FE sites. Sometimes the characters ends up with
a different name, because I forgot which translation I used in the chapter before and I'm too lazy
to read it. There's also tons of spelling errors too. That's because I'm lazy. Also the character
Terranigma Freak doesn't really mean he's me(or not me). I just couldn't come up with an english
name for him. I'm really bad with names. Ark Jr, Terranigma Freak, and Terranigma Fool were the most
original names I could come up with. Another problem was me changing the layout through out the fic.
That's no big problem really, but it just bugs me. Even with these minor problems I hope you enjoy
reading my stories. I'll continue to write more stories that's different from everybody else's.