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Terranigma Genealogy Of The Holy War
(You thought the last chapter was the end didn't you?)
Narrator: After the vigorous battles in capital Barhara, most of the powerful nobels were killed. Everything is as planned by Alvis, who now can take over the entire kingdom easily. Alvis conquered Silesia and Lenster that resisted him, and he united the whole continent. Gaining the overwhelming support from people, he became the first emperor of the Empire Grandbell. Seventeen years has passed. People who used to love Alvis are now under his cruel reins. In the local dukedoms under Empire's control, the people lead a slaverish living. Even in places as far as Isaac, people are already at their worst fit. The Isaac king Danan is a cruel man, just like his father Rangobalt. He puts Isaac people in slavery, while he enjoy himself in Rivough Palace. His two sons Yohan and Yohalvier are in charge of Isaac and Sophara castles respectively. The brothers and General Harold in Ganeshia castle make sure the people are well under their control. But there's still hope for Isaac people. To the north of Isaac, there's a hidden place 'Tilnanogue' where Prince Shannan has formed a rebel force. This rebel force strengthens day by day. Moreover, among the young fighters in the rebel, one teenage boy stands out. Isaac people honor him as "Prince of Light" and call him the Prince of Grandbell. He's the young leader of rebel force, and his name is Ark Jr.
Chapter 6 The Light Shines Onward
Narrator: Danan recieves orders to crush prince Shanan's rebel forces(yeah I know this sounds like Star Wars). He heads towards Ganeshia castle to send out troops to attack Tilnanogue.
Danan: Prince Shanan's forces are growing stronger everyday. Emperor Alvis is starting to worry. Send out you forces to inspect Tilnanogue. That is where they are hiding.
General Harold: Yes my lord. I will send out soldiers right away.
Danan: It shouldn't be hard. Most of them are just kids and prince Shanan is not with them.
General Harold: I understand. Leave everything to me.
Narrator: General Harold sends his troops towards Tilnanogue. While at Tilnanogue Ark Jr's having another weird dream.
Voice: ... Wake up you git!! Ark Jr, you look like you were having a wet dream.
Ark Jr: You do this every morning... GO AWAY! Just let me rest in peace for once!!!
Voice: Moan, moan, moan... That's all you ever do. Shut your gay bitching and move your frigging ass out of here now. Or I'll bust your balls open, I mean it...
Ark Jr: Ahhhhhh *fall off bed* ... It was only a dream. It was only a dream...
Narrator: Note that scene was taken from Snape's Terra Hack hehe... Err anyway back to the story. The gates bursted opened and Sukasha rushes in.
Sukasha: Emergency! The empire cometh!!
Rakche: Brother!? Are you ok?
Sukasha: Yes I'm ok, but has prince Shanan returned yet!?
Rakche: No prince Shanan went to Darna and hasn't returned yet!
Sukasha: What are we going to do!? Yomi's out looking for more troops... I guess we must fight by ourselfs.
Rakche: But Sukasha we never even fought a real battle without prince Shanan or Yomi guiding us.
Ark Jr: Rakche, we have no choice. If we don't fight now then what can we do?
Rakche: We can always run away and find another place to hide.
Rana: Hahaha Rakche's chicken!
Rakche: Shut up bitch, or I'll rip you in half.
Sukasha: Ladies break it up! I'm with Ark Jr. We fight!
Ark Jr: It's time we show them what we're made of! Sukasha, Rakche, and Rana let's go!
Rana: We don't have any troops yet!
Ark Jr: Oh, right... I knew that.
Narrator: They all went to gather all their soldiers. Many villagers that are living in Tilnanogue were willing to help out in the fight against the Grandbell Empire.
Ark Jr: Ok let see... too tall, too short, too fat... HEY aren't you the guy from Harvest Moon!?
Boy: Yeah, Luke Skywalker started out as a farm boy!
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(Boy, the Grandbell Empire sure made a lot of enemies!)
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Ark Jr: Ok fine... KIRBY!? ... Err swallowing an entire horse does not make you a knight.
Krby: NUTZ!! I'll go get my hamster...
Ark Jr: Ok we have enough troops. Let's prepare for battle!
Narrator: Ark Jr leads his rebel forces to start his battle against the Grandbell Empire. The Empire's Star Destoryers... wait a minute. Sorry wrong story... Err where was I. Oh right Ark Jr leads his force to fight of general Harold's troop. They battled for a long time. The Empire underestimated them. Even with more troops they still couldn't defeat the rebels. Using what he's learned about leading an army Ark Jr fights bravely with his troops and leading them at the same time.
Ark Jr: Rakche and Sukasha, I'll try to lure them near Tilnanogue, you 2 try to cut off their escape route ok?
Sukasha: Good idea.
Rakche: Yeah time we used the skills our mother and father taught us.
Narrator: Ark Jr lured the empire troops to him. Suddenly Sukasha and Rakche charge out from 2 sides. The empire troops didn't know how many of them are there, so they got scared. Sukasha and Rakche slicing through the soldiers with their Meteor Hit and Moonlight Hit. Just then Yomi has returned. Yomi's a paladin now... err don't try to imagine a pink bat on a horse, cause that's not what he looks like.
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(No he does NOT look like that!)
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Yomi: Looks like we got back just in time. See Lester your sister Rana's alright.
Lester: She should be since she hidding under that rock right now.
Yomi: Oh speaking of sister, I recieved a letter from Lenster Knight Fin. He says your sister Nanna's with him Delmud. After all these years I'm sure you've missed her so much.
Delmud: Yeah when we were little we got into a fight and she bit my ass! I can't wait to return the favor!
Yomi: ... ahem... Alright let's get rid of these empire troops!
Narrator: Yomi, Lester, and Delmud charges in to help Ark Jr. Yomi and Delmud charges at the soldiers while Lester fires arrows to cover them. The empire troops tries to escape but Sukasha and Rakche blocks their way.
Sukasha: Come on Rakche let's make these guys see doubles!
Rakche: Doubles!? Err we maybe twins but we're different sex. How can we make them see doubles? I don't look like a guy! Unless you mean you look like a girl.
Sukasha: Oh shut up and follow my lead!
Narrator: Rakche and Sukasha swings their swords in the air with blue and green light slashing and cutting. They mimiced each other's moves exactly. Anyone that got it their way was diced to pieces. Soon all of the empire troops were defeated in no time.
Ark Jr: Yomi, it's great to see you!
Yomi: Yes, I'm glad you're alright.
Ark Jr: We did it! We won our first battle against the empire!
Yomi: You're all grown up now. I think it's time we fight back against the Grandbell Empire, and liberate the entire Judral continent.
Ark Jr: ... ME... liberate the entire continent!?!?
Yomi: Yes, you're already 18 years old. It's time you fulfill your destiny.
Ark Jr: Why hell does everybody say "fulfill your destiny?" Couldn't you says something else like "Hey nice pants you got there."
Yomi: Your father was a hero. You are his son, the prince of SHIT! Damn I stepped on my toe... I meant the prince of Light. I know you can do it.
Ark Jr: ... Ok if you say so... Alright is everybody with me?
Everyone: YES!!
Ark Jr: Then let's start by liberating Isacc!
Narrator: Ark Jr leads his army to attack Ganeisha castle. When they got to Ganeshia castle general Harold wouldn't come out to fight. He stayed inside the castle waiting for reinforcments. So Ark Jr started hurling insults at them.
General Harold: Ahhh I can't take this anymore. All troops attack, and bring me Ark Jr's head!
Narrator: They charged out of Ganeshia castle to fight, but they were no match for Ark Jr's forces. General Harold tries to escape. Yomi caught up to general Harold and stabbed his spear into general Harold. General Harold died and Ark Jr liberated Ganeshia castle.
Ark Jr: My first victory! This feels good. Now start making a statue to honor me!
Man: Ark Jr, you're finally here! You look just like your father.
Ark Jr: Wha-what... you're... Levin the king of Silesia!
Levin: Yes it's me, but Silesia belongs to the empire now...
Ark Jr: What are you doing here?
Levin: After the battle at Barhara... I tried to return to Silesia, but when I got back it was too late. The Alvis wasted no time taking over the entire continent. There was nothing I could do. Before your father died he gave you to Yomi, and prince Shanan to take care of. I thought that when you're old enough you'll want to avenge your father. 2 years ago I started to travel again. I collected as much information so I would be able to help you.
Ark Jr: You're always welcome to come along. It's nice to have someone that once helped my father helping me.
Levin: Thanks... there's also some else that'll be even greater help to you.
Ark Jr: Oh really?
Levin: Yes, he's staying in Isacc right now. I'll go now to tell him you're coming. Oh and take this girl with you. Her name is Yuria. She has no family and without her memories, but she does have great magical powers... Alright I must go to Isacc castle to tell my friend that you're coming. I'll meet back with you at Isacc castle. Take good care of Yuria.
Ark Jr: Hello Yuria, I'm Ark Jr, nice to meet you
Yuria: ..... Ark Jr...
Ark Jr: ... Err hello?
Yuria: .....
Ark Jr: Hello is anybody home? *waves hand in Yuria's face*
Yuria: ....
Rana: Hmmm lights are on but nobody's home.
Rakche: What a rip! Probably the warrenty on her brain ran out. *kicks Yuria's butt*
Yuria: Hello I'm Yuria.
Ark Jr: Oh finally we have an answer.
Yuria: ....
Ark Jr: Err... helllooooo?
Rakche: Tell Levin you want a refund! *kicks Yuria's butt again*
Yuria: Hello I'm Yuria.
Rana: Hey how'd you do that?
Rakche: I kicked her butt *kicks Yuria's butt*
Yuria: Hello I'm Yuria.
Rana: Hey that looks like fun, let me try! *kicks Yuria's butt*
Yuria: Hello I'm Yuria.
Rana: HAHAHAHA! *kicks Yuria's butt*
Yuria: Hello I'm Yuria.
Rana: HAHAHAHA!
Ark Jr: Ok Rana that's enough. We gotta liberate Isacc and catch up with Levin.
Narrator: Ark Jr and his troops starts to move towards Isacc castle, but Danan has given out orders for both of his sons to attack.
Yohan: Time for some action! Hey I might get to see Rakche. Maybe I can get her to go out with me! Hehehehe... but I better get to her before Yohalvier does.
Yohalvier: Time for some action! Hey I might get to see Rakche. Maybe I can get her to go out with me! Hehehehe... but I better get to her before Yohan does.
Narrator: To the west of Sophara castle a pegasus knight appears, and lands nearby.
Fee: Dammit Arthur, if you weren't so heavy we would of gotten here sooner!
Arthur: I'm not heavy, you are!
Fee: ME!?!? AHHHHH!!!! *Fee freaks out and beats up Arthur*
Arthur: Ow! Stop it! That hurts!
Fee: I'll say, I just broke a nail!
Arthur: Come on let's hurry up and catch up with Ark Jr's rebel army.
Fee: Yeah, this is so exciting! It's just like Star Wars without the stars.
Arthur: *sigh* ....
Fee: What's wrong?
Arthur: Huh? Oh nothing...
Fee: You can't fool me Arthur. We've been friends since we were kids. I know you're still worried about finding your long lost sister.
Arthur: ... Yeah... I'm worried that I might not find her...
Fee: I'm sure she alright.
Arthur: I hope so too... Hey Fee do you have news about your father Levin?
Fee: ... No it's been 2 years since he was gone... My brother Sety went out to find him, but he hasn't returned either...
Arthur: Your brother's a Holy Warrior! You don't need to worry about him. Now come on, let's hurry up before Ark Jr leaves.
Narrator: Arthur and Fee rushes to catch up with Ark Jr. Meanwhile Ark Jr just about to engage in battle with Yohalvier's troops. Yohalvier came face to face with Rakche.
Rakche: Well any last words Yohalvier!?
Yohalvier: Yeah, will you go out with me?
Rakche: ... HUH!?!?
Yohalvier: Ever since we meet at the battlefield a few months ago I couldn't stop thinking about you. You are the moon and I'm just the little stars.
Rakche: Err... you're saying I have a big butt?
Yohalvier: No I mean you are a shiny new toilet and I'm the hard working toilet scrubbing bubbles.
Rakche: Ewwww...
Yohalvier: Damn I'm no good at this. Look I'll do anything for you ok? I'll even join your side!
Rakche: How do I know you're telling the truth?
Yohalvier: I'll do anything you say!
Rakche: Ok, act like a duck with it's head chopped off.
Narrator: Yohalvier puts his head inside his clothes and ran around acting like a duck.
Yohalvier: Quack quack quack qua- *SMACK*
Narrator: And smacks into a tree.
Rakche: Bwahahahahahaha! Ok, ok, you can join.
Yohalvier: Alright, we are now part of Ark Jr's rebels.
Narrator: All of Yohalvier's troops joined Ark Jr's side. Just then Arthur and Fee arrives.
Fee: Ah you must be Ark Jr!
Ark Jr: Yep, I'm Ark Jr, and who might you be?
Fee: I'm Fee, a pegasus knight from Silesia. My mother Huari and father Levin once served your father.
Ark Jr: Oh, you're Levin's daughter!? I met with your father.
Fee: Really, you saw my father!? Where is he now?
Ark Jr: He went to Isacc castle looking for someone, but he'll be back. And who's that behind you?
Arthur: I'm Arthur! My parents also once fought along with your father.
Ark Jr: Who are your parents?
Arthur: My mother is Tiltyu, and my father is Azel.
Ark Jr: You're always welcome to join. Ok let's head for Isacc castle!
Narrator: Ark Jr heads for Isacc castle. Which is the capital of Isacc(duh!). But Yohan and his axe knights blocked the way.
Yohan: Crap, Yohalvier got to Rakche first! All troops attack!
Narrator: With more troops, Ark Jr easily over powered Yohan. Thing didn't look good for Yohan, so he tries to escape back to Isacc castle, but he ran straight into Yomi.
Yomi: Stop right there! I'll eat my pants if I get beaten by you.
Narrator: Yomi slashed right at Yohan. Yohan blocked with his axe. He counters with a couple powerful chops, but Yomi easily dodged them. They battled for 10 rounds, and Yohan was getting weaker, and his attacks were becoming sloppy. He knew he could win so he gave a false swing at Yomi and ran.
Yomi: Oh no you don't.
Narrator: Yomi took out his throwing spear and tossed it at Yohan.
Yohan: ARGH!
Narrator: The spear went right through Yohan. He fell off his horse and died. Keep in mind that this Yomi is DEFINITLY NOT the same Yomi you're thinking of. Err anyway back to the story.
Danan: AHHH Yohalvier has joined the rebels and Yohan was killed! Shumit(I didn't translate this name myself), you must protect Isacc castle.
Shumit: Don't worry, they won't get pass me!
Narrator: Shumit leads his army to Isacc castle. Once they got there, they increased the defences. In the town in Isacc castle Levin found the person he was looking for.
Levin: He'll be here soon.
Person: Good, so the son of Ark is finally grown up. The prince of light. He's the one that'll save the continent. I will do what I can to help him.
Levin: Yes, and taking Isacc castle won't be easy. Shumit has tighten the defences.
Person: I'm sure the people of Isacc hates the empire. We can rally them together, and set Shumit's supplies on fire. While they're busy with the fire, we'll open the gates and let Ark Jr in.
Levin: Right!
Narrator: Levin gathers the town folks. They set Shumit's supplies on fire.
Soldier: Sir, our armory's on fire!
Shumit: What? We must stop the fire quickly.
Soldier 2: Sir, Ark Jr and his forces are coming!
Narrator: Outside Ark Jr's troops arrived and saw the smoke and fire in Isacc castle.
Ark Jr: Yomi, what do you think is going on in there?
Yomi: It must be Levin! We must use this chance to attack.
Ark Jr: All troops charge!
Narrator: Ark Jr attacks Isacc castle while Shumit tries to guard the gates. In the castle Shumit's other troops are trying to put out the fire, but the villagers of Isacc attacked them. Levin leads other villagers out to open the gates of Isacc castle. With Ark Jr attacking from the front and the villagers attacking from behind Shumit was captured and Isacc's capital was liberated.
Levin: Ark Jr there's someone here I like you to meet. He's the one who's responsible for helping you liberate Isacc.
Ark Jr: Really? Who is he?
Narrator: A man stepped out. He has long hair wrapped with a scarf, wearing a long robe, and holds a fan made of goose feathers.
Ark Jr: The way he's dressed... that could only mean one thing. The circus is in town and he's a clown!
Narrator: Both Levin and the guy fell on the floor.
Levin: He's not a circus clown! He's Terranigma Freak! The person that once helped your father plotting his way to victory.
Ark Jr: *sigh* I was hoping it would be the circus... Gee I thought he was dead?
Terranigma Freak: Not yet. While I was crossing the Yeld Desert, I got lost and collapsed. Luckily I was saved by nomads. When I woke up, I found out your father was dead. I was very angry. I thought, how could I live on if my lord was killed? Then I heard rumors that you were alive somewhere. I change my name to Bob, and worked as a Tupperware salesman. Hoping that I might one find you, and together we can destory Alvis for what he had done.
Ark Jr: Zzzzzzz
Terranigma Freak: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!!!
Ark Jr: Huh wha? Err yeah Tupperware salesman... and destory Bob...
Villager: Terranigma Freak, your friend's condition is getting worst!
Terranigma Freak: What NO!
Narrator: They quickly rushed to Terranigma Freak's sick friend's house.
Terranigma Freak: Kaede... hang on buddy...
Kaede: I... don't think... I'll *cough* be around much longer... *cough* *cough*
Terranigma Freak: No don't say that.
Kaede: You must help... Ark Jr... restore peace to... the continent.... *cough* I know you'll be...
Terranigma Freak: Kaede... KAEDE!!!! NOOOOO!
Ark Jr: He's dead...
Kaede: Oh yeah, I forgot! Ark Jr, I have a gift for you.
Ark Jr: What is it?
Kaede: *cough* You... can have... my sword... *cough*
Terranigma Freak: I'm sure his sword will bring you good luck. After all, he is the greatest Japanese swordsmen.
Kaede: Actually that greatest swordsmen thing was there to impress the girls.
Ark Jr: *falls on the floor*
Terranigma Freak: That explains why your knee were all rubbery when I gave you that potato peeler.
Kaede: Oh, yeah I'm suppose to sound like I'm dying.... Good *cough* bye... ugh... ... ... Damn this is making me thirsty. Can get a glass of water?
Ark Jr: Yeah sure, here.
Kaede: Ah much better. Ok now I'm dead ugh.
Terranigma Freak: Are you sure this time?
Kaede: Yes I'm sure!
Ark Jr: You really really sure?
Kaede: Yes! Look I'm dead as a doornail ok!
Terranigma Freak: He gone!!! WAIIILLLLLL!!!
Kaede: Damn I gotta use the bathroom now.
Terranigma Freak: Stay dead dammit!!! You're ruining my dramatic moment! *POW*
Narrator: Terranigma Freak hits Kaede over the head with a really big hammer...
Ark Jr: *sweat drops* Err... I think you killed him...
Terranigma Freak: Well what are you standing around for? Let's get outta here!
Kaede: No big funeral? What a rip!
Narrator: They leave to plot the attack on Rivough Palace.
Terranigma Freak: Hmm now that most of Danan's forces have been defeated, he'd probably hide in his castle.
Ark Jr: We must attack his castle.
Terranigma Freak: No! Rivough is not an easy place to bring down. They can easily defend that place while Grandbell will surely send out reinforcements. We need to trick him out.
Ark Jr: Err how?
Terranigma Freak: Hehehe I knew my Tupperware salesmen stuff would come in handy. We'll pretend to be salesmen. Lure him out and POW!
Narrator: They dressed Yomi up as a salesmen and Rakche as his assistant.
Terranigma Freak: Remember Yomi, you're the salesmen. You do the talking. The case Rakche's carrying is full of weapons. Pretend to take out the samples when Danan's off guard. You'll be able to capture him.
Narrator: Yomi and Rakche heads for Rivough. Rakche tries to remember her lines.
Yomi: Ok we're here. Try to relax! *rings doorbell*
Danan: Who is it?
Yomi: We're Tupperware salesmen.
Danan: Oh goodie I've always wanted one of those!
Yomi: Well sir you're in luck cause we got a vast selection to *POW* ... choose from... RAKCHE YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO WAIT!!!
Rakche: I forgot my lines!
Yomi: You don't have any lines!!!
Rakche: So that's why I can't remember them... Well anyway it worked.
Narrator: With Danan punched out Ark Jr took over Rivough.
Levin: Well done Ark Jr. You on your way to liberating the continent.
Ark Jr: So where do we go next?
Levin: We must cross the desert to Lenster. Prince Leaf, the son of Cuan and Ethlin needs your help.
Ark Jr: Right, and we need to look for prince Shanan as well. Look out Alvis cause here I come... Why does that line sound so familiar?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Special Thanks To: Ray Chien for translating that stuff the narrator says in the beginning.
I hate the stupid forecast thing so forget it! You'll just have to wait to hear what happens!
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