Dinosaur Special FX by
Arnold Shw... err... Damn I can't spell his name. You know the Terminator guy.

Narrator: In the Atlantic Ocean where Atlantic use to be floats and island above the clouds. You know just like Zeal Palace in Chrono Trigger. On that floating fortress dwells a bunch of Terranigma worshippers.
Cherubae the Leader
Snape Second in command
Dais the joker
Conspiracy the person who fights with Snape
UnderTakR the local fool boy, or that's what Dais calls him.
Wertigon the unappreciated
And but not least Terranigma Freak who is just a freak.
Cherubae: Ok time to take attendance.
Cherubae: Snape!
Snape: BBBUUURRRRPPPP!
Cherubae: Close your mouth damn you. Conspiracy!
Conspiracy: I didn't do it. It was Snape.
Cherubae: Alright stop fighting. Wertigon!
Wertigon: WWWWAAAAHHHHH!!! NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME WWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Cherubae: OK SHUT UP! UnderTakR!
UnderTakR: I'm hungry.
Cherubae: Then go eat everything firdge. Dais!
Dais: Hang on I'm ironing my underpants.
Cherubae: Gee thank you for sharing. Terranigma Freak! Everybody run for cover!
Narrator: Everybody run for cover but nothing happened.
Cherubae:... Hmm.... he's not here. Or else he would have farted real loud.
Narrator: The doors opened and there stood a large pink marshmallow.
Dais: Oh look it's Kirby!!!
Narraror: Dais runs over the hug Kirby.
Conspiracy: I thought Terranigma Freak was the only idiot that likes Kirby.
UnderTakR: Dais said he likes Kirby too.
Kirby: Dammit Dais get the hell off me!
Dais: WOW! He even knows my name.
Terranigma Freak: It's me DAMMIT! I bought this costume for Halloween.
Dais: Err... right I knew that... really you didn't fool me for a second.
Wertigon: Nice costume. Is it expensive?
Terranigma Freak: Yeah it's expensive, but I used Cherubae's money.
Cherubae: WHAT!!!! I thought you said you needed the money to buy medicine for your poor sick Grandma.
Terranigma Freak: Oops... err that is... I mean err...
Cherubae: I want my money back NOW!
Terranigma Freak: Eer....
Cherubae: DAMMIT I'm gonna fry your ass for this.
Narrator: Cherubae took out her spell book and summon a huge dragon to burn Terranigma Freak's ass.

(So sue me I made this pic to show off how cool the Naga spell is. Also notice good the make up is. I bet you didn't know Jim Carrey was the one on the left.)

Terranigma Freak started running around with fire and smoke trailing from his ass.
UnderTakR: COOL!
Snape: I thought that was only in the cartoons.
Conspiracy: Sssssmoking.
Terranigma Freak: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!! HOT! HOT! HOT!
Narrator: Terranigma Freak ran outside and jumps in a pond to cool off the flame.
Cherubae: That'll teach him. Ok everybody put on you Mosque robe time to solute our hero.
Narrator: Puts on their robe that looks just like those guys in Mosque.
Everyone: We don't like ants
              In our golden underpants
              We clean our toes
              And never pick our nose
              If we don't have Terranigma the game
              Even constipation won't be the same
              There is nothing to fear from Bloody Mary
              But we fear our butts getting hairy
              No more pissing on the trees in the park
              Cause we want to be like our noble hero Ark.
Narrator: After the solute alot of flashy lighting FX, then a box appeared and out pops Ark.
Ark: Hi guys.
Everyone: Hi Ark welcome back.
Ark: So what's this big suprise you guys said you have for me?
Conspiracy: Well we just finished building our time machine.
Wertigon: Yep, let us show you.
Narrator: Everybody went to a room filled with high tech machinery
Ark: WOW, cool! So what do you call it?
Snape: We call it err... we...err Cherubae what do we call it?
Cherubae: AH SHIT
Wertigon: What, you forgot to give it a name?
Cherubae: No AH SHIT stands for Alpha Hybrid Space Inverting Technology.
Dais: Ah shit cool name.
UnderTakR: So when should should we go to?
Cherubae: Maybe the Medievil times. Then I can be a damsel in destress, wait for my knight in shinning armor to come and sweep me off my feet.
Everyone Else: BBBBuuuuuurrrrrrrpppppppp!!!!!!
Snape: How about the future?
Conspiracy: Yeah real smart. What if the future is destoryed? Then we'd be destoryed too
Snape: Well we can go to tomorrow. It's the future, and I don't recalled the weather forecast saying anything about apocolyps.
UnderTakR: If you wanted to go to tomorrow why don't you just sleep till tomorrow. You don't even need a time machine for that.
Wertigon: Hey lets go to the Wild Wild West.
Dais: Just go watch the movie DAMMIT.
Terranigma Freak: Well why don't we go to the age of Dinosaurs.
Ark: Cool! Eer ... what's a Dinosaur?
Conspiracy: Better then going to bed and sleep till tomorrow.
Cherubae: I like to see what a real Dinosaur looks like.
Snape: Yeah count me in.
Wertigon: Hey UnderTakR you better get something to eat cause it could be your last meal.
UnderTakR: I already ate everything from the fridge.
Ark: Ok come on lets go... but is it safe?
Conspiracy: We tested it on Snape's pet hamster Sima Yi but it never came back, but it should be save.
Narrator: Everybody goes inside A.H.S.H.I.T
Cherubae: Reactor on, temperature stable.
Wertigon: Warp drive going at 6.3 cycles.
Conspiracy: Stablizer is holding.
Ark: Wow you guys sure sure are smart.
Dais: Captain we are running into an asteroid field. Aaagghhh! *Boom*
Narator: Dais falls on the floor.
Snape: Actually we were making this stuff up to sound cool.
Cherubae: Yeah we're just making it up. All we really need to do is press the start button and set the time.
Ark: OH.
UnderTakR: Ok setting time period for 40 million years.
Terranigma Freak: No you fool. Dinosaurs died out 65 million years ago. You missed by 25 million years.
Wertigon: Who died and made you Dinosaur expert?
Terranigma Freak: Dinosaurs died and made me expert.
Cherubae: Well since you know so much about Dinosaurs you lead.
Narrator: After the time jump was complete our band of crazy fools found thenselfs in a primative jungle.
Conspiracy: Wow we're here!
Dais: Hey look at this weird tree... err oh boy AAAAGGGGGHHHHH it's a Dinosaur and it's going to eat us RUN!
Terranigma Freak: Clam down you fools. Hmm... around 30 feet long 12 feet high and a sail on it's back I'd say it's an Ouranosaurus nigeriensis. It's a plant eater. WOW WE REALLY ARE IN THE CRETACEOUS PERIOD!!!
Wertigon: R...right sure whatever.
Cherubae: There is really nothing to fear anyway, cause we have Ark here to protect us. Hey where is he anyway?
Snape: Mr. Hero jumped in his cardboard box when he saw the Dinosaur.
UnderTakR: You can come out now Ark. The Dino is gone.
Ark: Err... right... I... just jumped in to get my weapons ready that's all... really.
Wertigon: So Terranigma Freak your expert lead on.
Terranigma Freak: Err... well there is something I should tell you guys. We are in the Cretaceous period that means there are tyrannosaurs.
Snape: What about Velociraptor?
Terranigma Freak: Yeah these little suckers too, but I wouldn't worry about them if I were you. Cause they are small 3 feet high, 6 feet long. They are not dangerous or big as the ones in Jurassic Park.
UnderTakR: Hey Terranigma Freak are there cave men here?
Terranigma Freak:*Hops up and down* THERE ARE CAVE MEN IN THE AGE OF DINOSAURS YOU MORO...(SQUISH)... HUH?
Narrator: Terranigma Freak looks down and sees that he stepped on a furry little mammal.
Terranigma Freak: Oh man, I hope it wasn't ancestor.
Snape: Oh no what have done! YOU STEPPED ON MY HAMSTER!!!! WWAAAHHH YOU KILLED SIMA YI!!!!!!
Narrator: Snape picks up a stick and starts hitting Terranigma Freak.
Terranigma Freak: OH OUCH SORRY AH OH OUCH I'm sorry man.
Narrator: As Snape was busy wacking Terranigma Freak, and ostrich like Dinosaur holding an egg leaped out of the bushes. It stopped to look at the curious looking travelers.
Dais: What the hell is that Terranigma Freak?
Terranigma Freak: Hmm... very ostrich like... I'd say it's an Ornithomimus velox.
UnderTakR: Is it dangerous?
Terranigma Freak: They are meat eaters but they only eat lizards, little mammals, and eggs. And look it's holding and egg. I'd say it just stole and egg.
UnderTakR: Alright look at the size of that egg. I'm going to get that egg and make a jumbo size omelet. HAHAHA
Dais: Hey wait come dammit.
Terranigma Freak: Don't worry he'll never catch it. It runs too fast for UnderTakR to catch it.
Narrator: Moments later UnderTakR returned.
Wertigon: So did you catch it?
UnderTakR: I lost it. The bastard is fast. I'm hungry. *sniff* *sniff* WWAAAAAHHHHHH!
Cherubae: You just ate.
UnderTakR: But I'm hungry again. WWWAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Narrator: The party traveled farther in the prehistoric world.
Cherubae: It's hot *groan*. Whose the idiot who said we should come to this place.
Terranigma Freak: Hey don't blame me. You all agreed to come here.
Conspiracy: Shhhhh don't scare away the little Dino behind you.
Dais: Yo expert what is it?
Terranigma Freak: Hmm... bipedal, parrot like beak...Psittacosaurus mongoliensis. Plant eater.
Narrator: Then Everybody felt a rumbling. They followed the noise to see what is going on. They went to an opened plain and saw a whole herd of Triceratops passing by to browse for food.
Terranigma Freak: Triceratops horridus but I'm sure you all know what they are.
UnderTakR: I thought they were just called Triceratops. What is horridus?
Terranigma Freak: Horridus is it's Type Species name. Like Tyrannosaurus Rex. Rex is it's it Type Species name.
Conspiracy: Hey wouldn't it be cool to see a T-Rex and Triceratops fight?
Snape: That would be cool, but but how do we do that? It's not like you can put up a sign telling it there is an all you can eat.
UnderTakR: *sniff* Yuck you guys smell that?
Terranigma Freak: Yeah smells like... rotten meat.
Ark: Hey look over here.
Conspiracy: Ho yuck, a dead Dino. You know what it is Terranigma Freak?
Terranigma Freak: Hmm... flat head, duckbilled little crest above eyes. I'd say it's a Maiasaura peeblesorum.
Snape: Hey I got an idea. One of us will bait a T-Rex to the Triceratops by covering themself with Dino blood.
Wertigon: Great.
Snape: All in favor of Conspiracy being bait raise their hands.
Narrator: Everybody except Conspiracy raised their hands.
Conspiracy: No wait. AAAAHHHHHHH!
Narrator: They toss Conspiracy into the dead Dino's blood.
Dais: Yuck! Get away from me Conspiracy.
Conspiracy: !@#$%^&*
Narrator: Just as Conspiracy walked away he comes back screaming with a little Dinosaur bitting on his ass.
Conspiracy: AAARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!! The Dinosaur is trying to eat my ass. GET HIM OFF! GET HIM OFF!
Snape: Hahahahaha
Conspiracy: Shut up and help me. Let it clamp him it's jaws on your balls and let see how yucks you'll have.
Wertigon: Is that a Velociraptor? Look at it's claw!
Terranigma Freak: No but it is related to the Velociraptor. Troodon formosus to be exact. Look at how bird like it is.
Dais: It must be hungrier then UnderTakR if it wants to eat Conspiracy's ass so badly.
UnderTakR: I would if I had some ketchup.
Narrator: Everybody mores away from UnderTakR. Then a loud roar came from behind. Everybody turns around to see what was it. What they saw was a large bipedal Dinosaur standing around 17 feet tall, with a really large head. When it opened its mouth they saw lots of sharp teeth, and it also has a curiously small hand with only 2 fingers each.
Dais: Eer... Terranigma Freak what is... t.that? ... Terranigma Frea... Terranigma Freak?
Snape: Look he already ran over there.
Wertigon: I...I think w we should follow the Dino Expert.
Everybody: Agree. RUN!!!!!!!!!

(They are still wearing those stupid robes. Know when to RUN!!!!!!!!!!!)

Cherubae: Damn it's fast. It's gainning. Your the hero Ark go take him down.
Ark: You crazy! No way that I'm gonna tango with that thing.
Conspiracy: Chicken.
UnderTakR: Hey Terranigma Freak thanks for the warning.
Terranigma Freak: Just SHUT UP and run to some place with lots of trees, cause it's too big to move swift in the dense forest.
Snape: HEY, where Cherubae?
Narrator: Then they heard a sudden loud explsion. They turned around and saw the Tyrannosaurus was blown up. Cherubae was also on the floor.
Everyone: Oh NO!
Wertigon: Cherubae soeak to us. Are you ok? WWAAAAHHHHH I think she's dead WAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Terranigma Freak: She is? YES now I don't have to pay her the money by.
Conspiracy: Jerk!
Dais: Yeah how could you.
UnderTakR: Please Cherubae speak to us. Are you ok?
Cherubae: Actullay yes I just thought I make it more dramatic.
Everyone: GGGrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! (Tosses her back on the floor)
Cherubae: Terranigma Freak I heard that.
Terranigma Freak: Eer... I mean...
Wertigon: Hey what the hell happened to the T-Rex anyway?
Cherubae: I took out my plasma canon and shot it at full power, but the canon blew up as well.
Some Guy: *sniff* That was beautiful. *sniff* Your gonna make Jurassic Park 3 the best movie ever.
Everybody: HUH?
Narrator: They saw a man with a bearded man wearing a baseball cap. I'll give you 3 guesses who he is.
UnderTakR: JURASSIC PARK 3 I thought we went back in time!?!?!
Guy: Your gonna be famous. Your all going to live in Hollywood.
Cherubae: Wow Hollywood where all those movie stars are.
Snape: World famous.
Wertigon: Tons of women will like me!!!!
Dais: Maybe I can get my own talk show or even a cartoon.
Conspiracy: My own jet! hahaha
UnderTakR: All the food I can eat.
Ark: My very own video game starring me!!!!!!!
Terranigma Freak: I'll finally get to met Micky Mouse, Donld Duck, and Goofy. And all those cool rides!!!!!!
Everybody: DAMMIT Terranigma Freak youdon't get out too much do you. THAT'S DISNEY LAND!!!!!!!!!
Terranigma Freak: Oh... well I never been to Disney Land or Hollywood.

THE END

(SPECIAL NOTE: I named Snape's pet hamster after a great Chinese adviser from Romance of the 3 Kingdoms. His intellegents was almost equeal to his rival Zhuge Liang. But sadly Sima Yi was not as well known. That's what I read anyway.)

Up coming fanfics

THE DISAPPEARENCE OF SNAPE
Base on a ture story. Except for the little stuff I added just to make it more interesting.

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A 12 chapter story about Ark stuck in a different game. With TONS of special appearence by other Nintendo charaters. Well 11 chapters if you don't count the prologue.