Terranigma Mutant Ninja Turtles
(That's as close the name can get without being sued for trademark infringement)



Narrator: It was late at night in Storkolm. Princess Elle... actually she's not a princess anymore. Anyway Elle was just asleep when a knock at her door woke her up.
Elle: Coming... I wonder who could it be this late at night?
Narrator: Elle went to open the door. When she opened the door, she couldn't believe what she saw. The was a large tank like vehicle with a large drill in front had drilled a large hole in the ground, and it was parked in Storkolm. All the wolves were tied up. Elle ran outside to see who it belonged to.
Elle: Gee I wonder who owns this strange tank. Hey to whoever owns this thing, no parking on Sundays!
Narrator: Suddenly a bunch and ninjas leaps out and surrounds Elle.
Elle: Eek! Those are terrible looking pajamas. If you need new ones, then you've come to the right place.
Narrator: Then 2 strange creatures appeared. One looked half rhino and half human. The other looked half warthog half human.
Warthog: Give us *snort* the box girlie, or we'll *snort* have to hurt you.
Rhino: Yeah, just hand it over nice and easy.
Elle: W-what? *how do they know about the box!?* I-I don't know what you're talking about...
Rhino: Don't act like you don't know what you're talking about.
Warthog: *snort* Yeah now tell us before we're force to hurt you.
Elle: EEEKKK! ARK WHERE ARE YOU!!! HELP ME!!!
Warthog: Heh heh heh you can scream all you want girlie, but no one can help you.
Rhino: If she won't tell us, then we'll have to tear this place apart to find it.
Warthog: Yeah I was *snort* really lookin' forward to tearin' stuff apart. Alright all Foot Soldiers spread out and search this place till you find the box.
Narrator: All the strange ninjas obey like zombies and begins to search. After awhile they still haven't found it yet.
Rhino: Well, did you find anything?
Warthog: Nope, the we couldn't find anything. Hey *snort* wait we haven't checked behind that pretty blue door yet. Come on, let's see if it's there.
Narrator: They both went to the blue door and tried to open it, but it wouldn't budge.
Rhino: I think the door's stuck.
Warthog: Stand back and let me take care of this. *snort*
Narrator: The warthog took out a blaster and blasted the door open. The power blast shook the entire house. It even woke up Yomi from his sleep.
Yomi: Man, Elle must be having one heck of a party. Hmm I hear foot steps coming this way. I better hide.
Narrator: Soon both mutants entered. They searched around but still couldn't find a thing.
Rhino: Nope, it's not here either.
Warthog: Oh... the boss ain't gonna be happy...
Narrator: Just then something that sounded like a beeper beeped. The Rhino took out something that looked like a small TV and turned it on. A scary figure with armor appeared on the screen.
Rhino: Er... hi boss...
Scary Person: Spare me the small talk! Have you found the box yet!?
Rhino: ... N-no boss... We can't find it...
Scary Person: You idiots! Did find out anything at all!?
Rhino: We found this girl living all by herself in this village.
Scary Person: No one else lives here!?
Warthog: Er we did hear her scream out the name of some guy named Ark.
Scary Person: Hmm then bring this girl back to the Technodrome and leave this Ark a message.
Warthog: Yeah, sure thing boss.
Narrator: The conversation ended and they left. Yomi follows them. Yomi saw the ninjas stuffed Elle into the strange tank, then it drilled into the ground and left.
Yomi: Oh no, Elle's in trouble. I need to get help...
Narrator: He wants help then we'll give him help, for this very moment a bird's just flying into to Stockholm. That very bird is none other then Ark reincarnated... or something like that.
Ark: Hey it's fun being a bird and watching the world grow old. You know, I think the next thing I should do is watch grass grow, or watch paint dry! ARGH I hate being a stupid bird!
Voice: Ark, can you hear me?
Ark: Did someone just call my name? Must be my imagination.
Voice: Ark, can you hear me?
Ark: Hey some is calling my name! Hey get out of my head you stupid voice!
Voice: Ark, it's me, the all powerful one. You know the greatest being on the face of this planet?
Ark: Oh, oh, it's the Easter Bunny!
Voice: NO! I'm Light Gaia!
Ark: Oooh, Light Gaia. The stinking jerk who kills off the hero after he's saved the world. SCREW YOU LIGHT GAIA!
Light Gaia: Ark, the planet is in danger again and you're needed.
Ark: Yeah!? Well... TOO BAD!
Light Gaia: Are you saying that you won't help out?
Ark: What, so I can save the planet and killed again? No thanks, I've had enough of you. I mean who's truely the bad guy here anyway? Dark Gaia the guy who wants to plunge the world into darkness? Or is it Light Gaia, the backstabbing scum who kills off the hero after he saves the world?
Light Gaia: Ok look, if you save the world again, I'll let you stay this time, deal?
Ark: Oh is that the sound of wind blowing through my ears or did I just heard someone talking to me?
Light Gaia: Alright, alright! Name your price.
Ark: Hehehehe, now you're talking. Let's see a sequal to Terranigma is unlikely... Those Qunitet guys aren't bright enough to know they've created a masterpiece... Oh how about my own cartoon? Yeah, that's it, I want my own cartoon and a movie deal first.
Light Gaia: *mumble grumble* ... Oh alright, you'll be given live again. After you've saved the world you'll get a TV and movie deal, there you're happy?
Ark: Great, now work your magic Light Gaia!
Narrator: Light Gaia used it's powers and Ark's body begins to glow. His wings became hands, his beak became lips and his feathers became hair. Ark was reborn once *AHHHHHHHH!!!! BOOM* ... again...
Ark: Ouch... I forgot I was flying. Should of waited till I landed then turn me back to a human again... EEEKK I'm naked!!!
Light Gaia: Err sorry, but I changed you back into a human, but you weren't wearing anything when you were a bird so you don't have any clothes on... Oh I gotta go, bye bye.
Ark: Hey wait!!! Ah the jerk... I better find some clothes... Hey, this is Storkolm! I'm back at Storkolm! Man why's there a big hole in the ground? OH NO, ELLE!
Narrator: Ark rushed into Elle's house. When he was inside he saw everything was wrecked, and things were all over the place.
Ark: Elle! ELLE! Where are you!?
Yomi: Ark, ARK! You're back!
Ark: Yomi! Boy am I glad to see you!
Yomi: I'm glad to see you... why are you naked?
Ark: ... It's a long story. Got any spare clothes?
Yomi: Yeah I still have your old clothes in here... Let's see your Hero Armor, Hero Spear, Hero Underwear, Hero Socks, Hero Shoes, and Hero Pants. Put them back on!
Ark: Ah much better. So what happened here Yomi?
Yomi: I'm not sure, some strange mutants came here looking for the box. I used magic to make the box disappear, so they couldn't find it. They trashed the place and left that message for you.
Ark: What's this?
Yomi: It's a holographic generator. Push this button and it'll play the recorded message.
Narrator: Ark pressed the button and a hologram of a scary person in armor appeared.

(Does this "friendly" looking person look familiar?)

Shredder: I'm The Shredder, if you want to see your friend alive, bring the Pandora Box to the roof of the Empire State building in New York and you'll get her back.
Ark: So this Shredder guy has Elle huh?
Yomi: What do you plan to do Ark?
Ark: I don't know. We can just give him the box, but we can't leave Elle either.
Yomi: Hey I got an idea. You saw those giant holes in the ground? Those mutants used some strange machine to drill their way here. Maybe that hole can lead us back to Elle.
Ark: Alright then let's go!
Yomi: Not so fast. That tunnel is very long. I can change the Pandora Box into some vehicle. It'll get us there much quicker.
Narrator: Yomi used some magic spell and turned the Pandora Box into something that looked like a bullet train.
Ark: Hmm it'll only fit the 2 of us, but there's only 2 of us. Ok let's go!
Narrator: Ark and Yomi jumped in and...
Ark: Let's play Street Fighter 3!
Yomi: No, no, no King Of Fighters is better!
Ark: Street Fighter 3!
Yomi: King Of Fighters!
Narrator: What are you guys doing?
Yomi: Well this bullet train is equiped with a high res monitor and tons of video games.
Narrator: Shouldn't you 2 be saving Elle?
Yomi: Forget her, we wanna play video games.
Ark: Ah, he's right, we still have to save Elle.
Narrator: And so they fired the thrusters, and the box... err bullet train started to move. In moved faster and faster.
Ark: Hey this thing's fun! Gee I wonder where we're at. I'll stick my head out to look.
Yomi: No wait do*SMACK*n't...
Ark: Owwwww!
Yomi: We're inside a tunnel Ark. Let's see what the computer says... Hmm we appear to be going through the North Atlantic Ocean right now.
Narrator: Ark and Yomi sat in the box for another half hour. Then suddenly it begins to shake.
Yomi: F-f-f-fasten y-y-y-y-our s-s-seatbe-e-elt. It's-s-s g-going t-t-o-o be a b-b-b-bumpy ride.
Ark: W-w-w-w-what s-s-eatbelt?
Yomi: O-o-o-o-h g-g-great t-t-t-the goa-t-t-t ate-e-e it-t-t.
Narrator: Suddenly they heard another sound. It was the sound of the tunnel collapsing. Some of the dirt fell and created a hole in front of them. Their bullet train went right down the hole and crashed.
Yomi: Hey look at all those flying boxes on my head...
Ark: ... Somebody dial 911...
Narrator: Ark and Yomi got back up and looked around. They've fell out of the tunnel and into the sewers.
Ark: The box looks ok.
Yomi: It's magic Ark, you can't break it. Man that was some crash. Oh no, we can't get back nto the tunnel cause it collapsed. Looks like we'll have to walk.
Ark: Eeeewwww this place stinks. Where are we Yomi?
Yomi: Hmm the computer says we're in Manhattan. Hey that means we're in New York City!
Ark: Correction, we're in the sewers of New York City. Come on let's find a way to get outta ere. Oh man this place stinks.
Yomi: Smells better then your socks.
Ark: My socks don't stink.
Yomi: Yes they do!
Ark: No they don't!
Yomi: Yes they do!
Ark: No they don't!
Narrator: As Ark and Yomi continues to walk through the sewers they triped a silent alarm. The residents of the sewers quickly goes to see what's going on. Luckily the residents here are not evil.
????????: Hmm someone's near our lair.
?????????: It's probably the sewer workers.
???????: I don't know, I heard some loud noise earlier. It could be trouble.
?????????: I'll go check it out.
?????????????: Becareful dude, it could be old Shredhead.
????????: No, Shredder's Technodrome's still stuck in Dimension X. He won't give us trouble for now.
????????: My sons, I sense something... it's hard to tell but I believe it's friendly. Donatello, go see if you can find out more.
Donatello: Yes Master Splinter.
Narrator: Ark and Yomi keeps walking and enjoying the smells of the sewers.
Ark: Oooh I think I'm going to be sick. You don't look so good either Yomi. Heck you're turning green.
Yomi: Oh I'm ok... It's just that I've heard scary tales about what lives in the sewers of New York. Mutant Alligators, Giant Fly the carrying a computer, and weirdo who lives with rats or something.
Ark: Hahahah a fly carrying a computer! Those are just silly stories Yomi.
Narrator: As they speak someone was coming closer to them...
Donatello: I better use my heat sensor to track down whoever it is. I better watch out for trouble too... Actually, come to think of it, we've drove away Leather Head and Rat King. Baxter Stockman is stuck in limbo with his computer friend. We have the sewers all to ourselfs. The only neighbor we have is Mondo Gekko. There shouldn't be much trouble. Oh my heat sensor has pick up something. He should be right around the corner...
Narrator: Donatello turns around the corner at the same time as Ark. They're now face to face.
Ark: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH MONSTER!!!!
Donatello: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SOME GUY WITH WEIRD HAIRDO!!!!
Ark: Y-y-you don't s-scare me you you you monster.
Narrator: Ark takes out his Hero Spear and thrusts it at Donatello.
Donatello: Hey wait, I-
Narrator: Ark's spear came flying towards Donatello. Donatello quick dodges. Hey maybe I can provoke them to fight each other. I'm sure this will really sell tickets. Hey Donatello, this says your Master Splinter wears army boots.
Donatello: WHAT!? Why that jerk!
Narrator: Ark, you heard him dis your hairdo? You gonna let him get away with that?
Ark: How dare that ugly freak say that about my hair! Let old Ark here teach you a lesson! A monster living in the dark should fear my Light Rod.
Donatello: You wanna fight huh? But I'll be teaching the lessons here!
Narrator: Donatello pulls out his bo and bashes down on Ark's head. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! Oh this is so exciting. I better get some popcorn and watch the fight. Oh yeah I'm the narrator, I'm suppose to narrate the fight to you. Anyway Donatello bashes down on Ark's head. Ark raises his spear to block. Donatello swings upward with the other end of his bo and knocks Ark's spear away, and then he sweeps at Ark's feet. Ark jumps up and summersaults over Donatello and caught his spear in mid-air.

(Yes kids, Terranigma Vs. TMNT is now in stores everywhere. Get it while it's hot.)

Ark lands behind Donatello and used his rushing attack. Ark's attack was extremely fast. One jab follows another, but Donatello sweeps his bo up, down, left, right, and parries every attack. Donatello counterattacks by swinging his bo horizontally at Ark's side. Ark quickly blocks with his spear. Donatello follows up with a foot sweep, but Ark jumps over it. Then Donatello leaps up and tries to kick Ark with a flying roundhouse, and Ark quickly ducks and avoids the kick. They continued to fight for a very long time. The way their staffs spins, it's like 2 powerful windmills. Only the sound of their weapons clashing and the sound of their weapons spinning could be heard. Soon Splinter came to see what was taking Donatello so long. From a distance he saw Donatello fighting with Ark. They both heroes fights with their awesome skills. One was trained as a ninja since the day he mutated, the other was a hero that was born with the skills. Splinter was very impressed by Ark, but he didn't say and thing and continues to watch. Ark tries to punch Donatello with his left fist, but Donatello grabs Ark's fist tightly. Ark quickly swingings his Light Rod at Donatello with his other hand. This strike was fast and powerful. Donatello let's go of Ark's hand and tossed away his bo and caught Ark's Light Rod with both his hands. Now they both held one end of the Light Rod. Ark tried to shove the Light Rod at Donatello and force him to the wall, but Donatello pushed back. Suddenly a loud snap was heard. The Light Rod's wooden handle was snapped in half by their strength. That didn't stop them. They used their half of the Light Rod like a sword and continued to fight. Donatello raised his broken Light Rod and swings down on Ark's Head. Ark swings at Donatello as well. Both of their weapons meets and cause another loud crack sound. Donatello pushes down at Ark while Ark pushes back up.
Splinter: Stop fighting, NOW!
Donatello: Oh, Master Splinter.
Ark: AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!! IT'S MICKY MOUSE!!! Back you filthy vermin, back I say BACK!!
Donatello: Hey, show some respect! That's my master.
Splinter: It's alright stranger, I am not this *ahem* Micky Mouse. My real name is Hamato Yoshi.
Narrator: Keep in mind kids that this is based on the cartoon not the movie. Anyway Master Splinter continued on with his story. Here's the short short short version. You know, betrayed by Oroku Saki yadi yada. Go to New York etc etc etc... Found 4 turtles, and some mutatgen. Turn into big rat, turtles and other stuff. Trains turtles to kick butt... I'm sure you know the rest.
Splinter: So what's you're name stranger and why are you here?
Ark: My name is Ark, and I heard the sewers of New York smells very nice and I thought I'd take a nice tour of this place.
Donatello: Ha ha very funny. Tell us why you're really here.
Narrator: So Ark told him the whole story. I'm not rewritting it here. You should of read from the beginning instead of skipping to the good parts.
Splinter: So it's our old enemy Shredder who's behind this.
Ark: You know this guy?
Donatello: Yeah and he's bad news. If Shredder is behind this then we'll gladly help you out.
Yomi: Wow so those stories of mutants living in the sewers of New York's true.
Donatello: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! It's a pink bat!!! GET OUT OF MY HAIR, GET OUT OF MY HAIR!!! I'LL GO BALD!!!
Splinter: *ahem* Donatello, you don't have any hair...
Donatello: Hee hee that's right... I knew that... Besides bats makes people lose hair's just a silly myth...
Yomi: Yeah baldy, and I'm not a bat. I'm what all creatures evolved from.
Donatello: Get real. Life on this planet evolved from single cell organisms. You don't look like a single cell organism.
Yomi: Well I guess not everyone's as dumb as Ark. Look I'm just some magical creature that's there to help out the heros. You know Link has Navi, Sakura has Kero, and Ark has Yomi.
Splinter: This really isn't a good place to talk. Please Ark and Yomi, come with us to our lair, there we can talk more.
Ark: Yeah I guess you're right. I just hope it smells better.
Narrator: So Splinter and Donatello brings Ark and Yomi to their home. There Ark meets the other 3 mean green machines. They are Leonardo, Michaelangelo, and Raphael. But I'm sure you already know their names by now.
Ark: Hey this place isn't bad for a sewer. Although it still doesn't smell all that nice.
Leonardo: But I'll bet it beats staying in Bloody Mary's place.
Ark: Yeah... HEY, how do you know about Bloody Mary.
Leonardo: Some video game we played called Terranigma had this really scary place where this evil Bloody Mary lives.
Ark: Oh...
Michaelangelo: *poke poke* Wow, I wonder where you put the batteries for this thing.
Yomi: I'm not a thing! I'm Yomi.
Michaelangelo: Chill out little dude, I was only kidding.
Raphael: Careful Michaelangelo, or he'll bit your knee caps. Hahaha!
Yomi: Grrr *bits Raphael's knee caps*
Raphael: OW! Why you little... Come back here!
Narrator: Raphael chases Yomi around the turtles' home.
Leonardo: So Ark, what do you plan on doing?
Ark: Go in, kick this Shredder all over the place and save Elle.
Leonardo: That's easier said then done. Shredder isn't your run of the mill bad guys. Even though we've trashed his Technodrome, he's still very dangerous.
Donatello: Hey, I got a plan. We'll use a fake box and use it to trick Shredder. If he falls for it then good. If he doesn't we'll pop out and get the drop on him.
Ark: Sounds good to me.
Yomi: Hey what's this thing?
Donatello: Hey don't touch that, it's my *BOOM* invention...
Yomi: Oops sorry... and this?
Donatello: Don't touch *BOOM* ... that...
Yomi: Oooo...
Donatello: No no no don't touch my newest invention!
Yomi: What is it?
Donatello: It's a nuclear energy shield. With this people can block the radiation of an atomic explsion or when a nuclear power planet melts down. Not only that but this energy shield absorbs the radiation to power it. In other words it also cleans up radiation and it's energy efficient. Too bad I haven't been able to get it to work. HEY DON'T TOUC-
Yomi: Hmm it appears your shield won't viberate at the correct frequency. You need adjust it and your motor isn't the right size. You should also try using silicon cells for fast energy transfer.
Donatello: ... You're right! That's why it won't run properly! Wow do you know this stuff?
Yomi: Hey come on, I've been alive since the creation of the world. Plus, I watch PBS.
Michaelangelo: Woah dudes all this high tech talk is making me hungry. Let's go get some pizza. Ark and Yomi, why don't you stay here for tonight? We'll eat pizza till we explode. Then tomorrow we can rescue your friend.
Ark: Well we have no other place to stay, why not. This place is not bad... for a sewer. Although I wouldn't mind staying at a nice expensive hotel. Sure we'll stay.
Narrator: And so, Ark and Yomi spends the night in the sewers partying with their new friends. While in Dimension X, there's a small planet called Lairdgon. On it was the Technodrome and Krang is busy repairing the damaged Technodrome after their fight with Dregg.
Krang: Shreddder, where the blazes are you! Have you gotten that box yet!
Shredder: Patience Krang. Tomorrow we'll get the Pandora Box. Once we have it, we can use it magical energy to power the Technodrome. Then we can get rid of Dregg and get back to conquer earth!
High Tech: Lord Krang, the new subsonic engine has been installed into the Technodrome's main drive system, but without enough power we won't be able to use it yet.
Krang: How goes the repairs on the Technodrome.
High Tech: We've only managed to repair 15% of the Technodrome.
Krang: Blast, it's going too slow!!!
General Traag: I told you we can trust him Lord Krang! He must be working with Dregg to sabotage our plans!
High Tech: No, don't listen to the pile of rock! Dregg locked me up and thrown me in space to drift forever! Thanks to Lord Krang for finding me. Now I am here to serve Krang and get revenge on Dregg!
General Traag: I still say that bug is lying. Let me destory him Lord Krang!
Krang: SILENCE! I know you don't trust The High Tech General Traag, but he has offered us help, by bringing us new weapons, helping to repair the Technodrome, and bringing the Techno Gang to join us. I'm willing to trust High Tech... for now. If you do double cross me High Tech, you'll wish you were still drifting in space. Serve me well and you'll both be rewarded.
High Tech: I understand my lord!
Krang: Now General Traag, gather the Rock Warriors and Foot Soldiers and prepare to defend the Technodrome incase Dregg comes again.
General Traag: Yes Lord Krang!
Narrator: On the otherside of Planet Lairdgon was a small fortress where Dregg was staying at.
Dregg: Mong!
Mong: *huff* *huff* Yes Lord Dregg?
Dregg: Is construction of the Dreggnaut 2 complete yet?!
Mong: It's almost complete. We are putting the final touches to the ship. It'll allow us to control it from here without having to be in the ship. The Microbots will have it complete by tomorrow afternoon. *huff* *huff*
Dregg: Good, tomorrow will be the end. Shredder and Krang will be destoryed, and soon we'll be able to attack earth again. I'll finish off those meddling turtles as well! They've ruined all my plans and even destoryed me Dreggnaut. They'll pay, they'll all pay!
Narrator: The next day Ark went to the roof of the Empire State Building. While the turtles were already hidden near by. They even called in Ace Duck to pilot the Turtle Blimp as backup.
Ark: Hey, I can see lots of ants on the streets of New York! Now where's this Shredder guy...
Shredder: Right here!
Ark: Hey, that's a nice suit. It must be great for parties and Halloween.
Shredder: How dare you laugh at the great Shredder!
Ark: Let's cut to the chase. Where's Elle?
Shredder: Right here.
Narrator: Bebop and Rocksteady appears with Elle all tied up.
Shredder: Do you have the box?
Ark: Got it right here.
Shredder: Alright, we'll switch at the same time.
Narrator: Ark walks forward and puts the box on the ground while Elle walks towards Ark with Bebop and Rocksteady right behind her. They picked up the box and Elle walked back to Ark.
Ark: Elle are you alright?
Elle: Yeah I'm fine, but they have the Pandora Box!
Shredder: HAHAHAHA! It's mine!
Rocksteady: Gee boss that sure is a pretty box.
Bebop: Can I see it? *snort*
Shredder: Get your dirty hands off it!
Bebop: Oops!
Narrator: The Pandora Box fell to the ground and broke.
Bebop: Uh-oh... sorry boss... I'll *snort* go get some glue...
Shredder: You idiot!!! That's a fake!!! GET HIM AND BRING ME THE REAL BOX!!!
Narrator: A whole bunch of Foot Soldiers appeared.
Ark: Uh-oh, you go hide in a save place Elle!
Shredder: Destory him!!!
Leonardo: What, 10 against 1? That's not fair. Let's even the odds.
Raphael: I'm hurt Shredder. You're having a party and you didn't even invite us?
Donatello: I'm sure he won't mind if we drop in.
Michaelangelo: COWBUNGA!!!
Shredder: WHAT!? The turtles are with him! Destory the turtles and their friend now!!!
Narrator: Ark takes out his Hero Spear and charged at the Foot with the turtles. Ark points his spear forward and used the Rushing Attack at one of the Foot. He sliced right through it's metal body, and it explodes.
Ark: What, these guys are robots?
Narrator: Another Foot got behind Ark and shoots at him with it's blaster.
Yomi: Ark, behind you!
Narrator: Ark turns around and blocks the blast. He then knocks the weapon away with his spear. The Foot Soldier sends a jump kick at Ark. Ark jump kicks him back. Both of their foot met in the air. The Foot Soldier got kicked backwards and fell right off the building. Ark rushes to the edge of the building to watch the Foot Soldier fall.
Ark: Oooh that could hurt. *BOOM* Somebody better scrape the guy off the sidewalk.
Michaelangelo: Hey Ark, check this out. Can catch me if you can you dumb bots.
Narrator: Two Foot Soldiers chased after Michaelangelo. Michaelangelo ran to the edge of the building and jumped right off. The two Foot Soldiers sticks out their heads to see where Michaelangelo went, but suddenly 2 hands reached out and grabbed onto their heads and dragged them off the building.
Michaelangelo: *BOOM* Next time you dudes wanna go bungee jumping, remember to strap on you bungee cords.
Narrator: Michaelangelo climbed back onto the build, and puts away his Grappling Hook.
Michealangelo: I never leave home without it.
Narrator: Michaelangelo takes out his nunchukus and charges back into battle. Just then two Foot was teaming up on Leonardo. He fights off one of the Foot Soldier with one hand while he blocks the laser blasts using his katana with his other hand. One of them leaped at Leonardo to try and grab him, but Leonardo was even faster. He grabs the Foot's hand(haha the foot's hand...) and swings him right at the other one that was trying to shoot at Leonardo. The Foot Soldier shoots and blows up the one that was flying towards him. Leonardo quickly follows up with a swing of his katanas and the other Foot Soldier was in many pieces.
Leonardo: Hey I just made a new dish called Foot Sushi.
Donatello: Eww... Hiya!
Narrator: Donatello knocks away the Foot Soldier's blaster and follows up with a jump kick and send the Foot tumbling back. Another one came at Donatello from behind and grabbed on to him. Donatello jumps up and lands right on his back crushing the Foot Soldier with his shell.
Donatello: Look I just made a Foot Pancake.
Raphael: Don't expect me to taste test that.
Narrator: Two Foot Soldier keeps firing at Raphael. Raphael jumps, back flips, and rolls away from the blasts. He then takes out his sai and throws it at the Foot Soldiers and knocks their blasters away. The Foot Soldiers took out their sword to chop Raphael. Raphael grabs both Foot Soldiers' head and slams them together. *BOOM*
Raphael: All new story, same old Foot. Now where's Shredder?
Ark: Oh no, where's Elle?
Shredder: We're right here.
Narrator: Shredder stood at the edge of the building and is handing Elle with one hand.
Ark: Oh no, he captured her while we're busy fighting!
Shredder: Give me the Pandora box or she dies.
Elle: No Ark, don't listen to him!
Ark: Ah! We have no choice. Besides the hero always has to surrender to save the girl.
Raphael: He's got a point there.
Leonardo: Becareful Ark, we don't know what Shredder plans on doing with the Pandora Box.
Ark: Alright, you win... here's the box.
Narrator: Ark takes out the real Pandora Box and puts it on the floor. Suddenly Bebop and Rocksteady appears and shots some strange energy beam at them. The energy wraps around their body's like a rope and drains there strength.
Donatello: Too... weak... to move...
Michaelangelo: ... Woah... bummer... dudes.
Shredder: AHAHAHAHA! The Pandora Box is mine at last! Oops!
Narrator: Shredder tossed Elle right off the building.
Ark: No! Elle!
Narrator: Luckily Elle was caught by Ace Duck who was piloting the Turtle Blimp.
Ace Duck: Don't worry guys, I got her!
Leonardo: Ace... get her... to safety...
Ark: Take... her... back to... Storkholm...
Ace Duck: But what about you guys?
Raphael: Don't stay... get away from Shredder... We'll be... ok... I hope...
Shredder: Shoot him down now!
Narrator: The Foot Soldiers shot at the Turtle Blimp, but Ace Duck fired the thruster and escaped. Shredder took Ark and the turtles back to Dimension X.
Shredder: Now I'll deal with you once and for all!
Narrator: They were taken to a large crater on planet Lairdgon. Inside the crater was boiling lava. The Foot Soldiers picked up Ark and the turtles and threw them in...

To Be Continued...