Terranigma Mutant Ninja Turtles
(I heard Hollywood's already planning on making a movie based on this)



Narrator: Last time on Terranigma Mutant Ninja Turtles... Stuff happened... and some more stuff happened. Oh just go back and read part 1!

Part 2

Narrator: Shredder ordered Ark and the turtles to be thrown into a volcano on planet Lairdgon. Our heros were thrown in(DUH!).
Shredder: Hahahaha now seal it up!
Narrator: The Footsoldiers blasted a cliff and the rocks fell over the volcano, sealing it tight. Just then Shredder's communicator beeped, and he picked it up. It was Krang calling him.
Krang: Shredder, are you done desposing those meddling turtles and their friend!?
Shredder: It's finished Krang, we'll never have to worry about those turtles getting in our way again!
Krang: Well hurry back to the Technodrome and prepare for the energy transfer.
Shredder: I'm on my way.
Narrator: Shredder quickly returned to the Technodrome to begin their plan to repower the Technodrome. At this time on the otherside of planet Lairdgon, Dregg has just completed the constrution of the Dreggnaunt 2 and was about to attack the Technodrome.
Mong: Lord Dregg *huff huff* we are ready to attack anytime.
Dregg: What are you waiting for then!? Attack at once! The sooner we destory Shredder and Krang, the sooner we can conquer earth! Launch the Dreggnaunt 2 at once and order the Batmen for a full assult on the Technodrome!
Narrator: The top of Dregg's fortess opens and the Dreggnaunt 2 flies out while the Batmen charges out armed and ready for battle. They arrived at the Technodrome and attacked from all sides, and powerful blasts from the Dreggnaunt 2 rocked the Technodrome.
Bebop: Boss!!!! BOSS!!! Big trouble!!! *snort* We're being attacked by Dregg!!!
Shredder: I know that! We're almost done!
Krang: Alright the energy transfusor is ready, put the box there.
Shredder: Done!
Krang: Good now throw the lever!
Narrator: Shredder throws the lever and the energy transfusor turns on. Strange light saps the Pandora Box draining it's energy and transferring it to the Technodrome. Within mere seconds the Technodrome's auto repair system was fully operational. Everything within the Technodrome was back online and was repaired faster then it normally did. A million times faster that is.
Krang: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! The Technodrome's back and 10 thousand times more powerful then ever!!!!
Narrator: Outside, the Footsoldiers fought with Dregg's Batmen, and was getting pulverized by the Dreggnaunt 2. Suddenly the the weapons on the Technodrome fired at the Batmen and blew into tiny little pieces. Dregg was watching all this at his base while controlling the Dreggnaut 2.
Dregg: What!? B-but how!?
Mong: It appears the Technodrome has power and it fully operational...
Dregg: I can see that. No matter. Divert all power to the main canon on the and fire at the Technodrome!
Mong: Yes, *huff huff* lord Dregg.
Narrator: The Dreggnuaunt 2 aim it's main canon and fired a super powered blast at the Technodrome.
Dregg: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Shredder and Krang are no more!
Narrator: But when the smoke cleared away, the Technodrome was still there, and it didn't even seem scratch.
Dregg: W-WHAT!?
Narrator: The giant eye on top of the Technodrome aimed right back at the Dreggnaunt 2 and fires. The was too powerful. It shot right through the Dreggnaunt 2 and hits the moon that's hovering above it. They both went supernova. Dregg was stunned by it's awesome powers. The eye then aimed right at the Batmen on the ground and blasted them. The blast went straight through the entire planet making a giant hole through planet Lairdgon.
Dregg: IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!
Mong: Lord Dregg, we must escape before they come to attack us!
Dregg: We have no choice... Alright to the escape ship.
Narrator: Dregg and Mong fled to their underground spaceport. Just when they were there tons of Rockwarriors poped out with their weapons and aim at Dregg.
Dregg: AHHH!? How could they have entered our secret base!?
High Tech: It's been a long time Dregg.
Dregg: High Tech!?
High Tech: I'm so glad that you remember me Dregg. Surrender to Shredder and Krang now.
Dregg: I should of destoryed you when I had the chance. I'll never surrender to them!!!!
High Tech: Hahahahahaha! Your troops have all been destoryed and you are surrounded. There's no escape. Capture them, Lord Krang and Shredder wants them back alive...
Narrator: Dregg and Mong was quickly captured and brought back to the Technodrome. Dregg was left to High Tech to deal with. High Tech locked Dregg in a capsult and threw him into space to drift just like what Dregg did to him.
Shredder: Now with the turtles and Dregg gone, we can conquer earth!
Krang: Yes, today the earth tomorrow the universe!!!
Shredder and Krang: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Narrator: Hey maybe this fanfic should of been called "Shredder and Krang" instead. Oh well, let's find out what happened to our heros now shall we? It's been 3 weeks and our heros finally awaken to find themselfs in beds and being tended by some strange looking aliens.
Ark: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Aliens: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Turtles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU GOTTA STOP SCREAMING LIKE THAT!!!!
Alien: ... Oh you're finally awake...
Ark: A-a-a-a-a-liens...
Leonardo: W-w-where are we?
Alien: You're in the underworld-
Michealangelo: Oh no, we're dead... WAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Alien: No you're not dead, you're at the underground world of planet Lairdgon.
Michaelangelo: ... we're not dead...?
Alien: No but you were out for a long time.
Donatello: How long has it been?
Alien: It's been 3 weeks since we found you. You all were lucky and landed on a small ledge, or else the lava would of baked you.
Raphael: Just who are you anyway? How do we know you're not really working for Shredder and Krang?
Alien: Oh I forgot to introduce myself. We're Crazy And Butt Ugly Specie, C.A.B.U.S for short, we live inside planet Lairdgon. My name is Cabus. Ever since they got here, Shredder and Krang have been destorying our planet and taking away our resources. Most of our people were captured as slaves. Now that they've conquered earth, they've been bring humans here to work as slaves too. They drag the earth out of it's orbit and into Dimension X.
Ark: What?! They conquered earth?! HOW!? And where's Yomi?
Yomi: I'm right here.
Ark: Ah why do you always just come and go like that?
Raphael: Yeah and where were you when we were fighting for our lives?
Yomi: Ooooh yeah a lot help I'm gonna be in a fight. What was I suppose to do, bit Shredder in the knee caps?
Raphael: YES!
Cabus: Now now, no fighting. Save your enenrgy for Shredder and Krang.
Raphael: I still don't trust this guy.
Cabus: You must believe me. They're mining this mineral to help them power a new kind of fighting machine. They captured both humans and my people and sent them off to work as slaves. We've been planning to fight back for a while now. We've saved some humans to help us too. Please we need your help.
Ark: Hmmm what do you guys think? Should we help?
Leonardo: Yeah, we need to save our planet.
Donatello: Plus we still need to get your box back.
Raphael: I don't get it, since when does the Technodrome have that much power to even drag the earth into Dimension X?
Yomi: ... Hmm... maybe they're using the power of the Pandora's Box to increase it's powers. The box is pretty powerful.
Donatello: Yeah, Yomi has a point. If the Pandora Box really is that powerful, then I'm sure it's power can be used in other ways.
Michaelangelo: Right dude this is interesting and all, but let's just get to the point of this story and go kick some foot!
Cabus: You need a plan first.
Raphael: We go in, thrash everything and get out. Good enough plan?
Cabus: I think it's not that simple. You see, Shredder and Krang's already planning on dominating other worlds. They've build a gigantic weapon called Guardian 1 hovering over earth to guard it just incase the human rebel while they're away. It's powerful enough to destory and entire planet. You must sneak into their airbase here at sector 234 and get a craft to fly into Guardian 1 to take it out.
Leonardo: Well... anybody else here got a better idea?
Ark: Oh oh I know! We going, thrash everything and get out! You guys like that plan?
Yomi: Err... yeah... let's just go with Cabus' plan instead.
Michaelangelo: Hey so what are you dudes going to be doing Cabus?
Cabus: ... Err we'll stay here as cheerleaders to cheer you guys on... We don't want to get hurt. Besides this story would be called Terranimga Alien Ninja Cabus if we went to save the world.
Raphael: Yeah and what if we didn't wake up? Then who's going to save your stinking planet?
Cabus: Hey we were just acting tough so we can impress the babes.
Ark: I guess we're on our own. How do we get out of here?
Cabus: Oh I'll take you guys up.
Narrator: When Ark and the turtles walked out of Cabus' house they saw a beautiful orbs of rainbow color light floating throught the air.
Ark: What!? Is that crystal blue?
Michaelangelo: Woah, just like in Terranigma!
Cabus: Yes the crystal pink is beautiful isn't it?
Ark: ... Crystal Pink?
Cabus: Follow me now. Don't get lost.
Narrator: They walked outside the village and everything was very strange. There's lava lakes and mountains made of giant crystals. Plus they were like walking inside a balloon. It was weird. To the right of the village was a giant hole.
Cabus: When you're ready, jump into that hole. You'll end up on the surface of Lairdgon. Here's a map of planet Lairdgon, you should take it with you. Good luck to you all.
Ark: Yeah sure, let's get this over with.
Narrator: Our heros jumped fearlessly into the gigantic hole to get to the surface world and ressurrect all life on planet Lairdgon, and go where no turtle or man has gone before.

(I don't know, but if this background was blue, it would look more like they're getting flushed down a toilet.)

Narrator: When our heros woke up, they found themselfs on an empty and lifeless world.
Michaelangelo: Woah, now I know what getting flushed down the toilet feels like.
Raphael: Oh great, Cabus wants us to save this?
Ark: LOOK UP THERE!
Michaelangelo: Woah dudes, it's been a long time since we've gotten outside. When's the last time you saw the beautiful full moon shinny bright like that!
Donatello: That's not the moon Michaelangelo, that's Earth! Cabus wasn't kidding, they dragged the Earth into Dimension X!
Leonardo: And look at that giant spacestation hovering over Earth! That must be the planet destorying Guarding 1 Megacanon!
Yomi: We better hurry and get to sector 234 and get a ship to fly us up there and destory it. If we don't, the Earth will be destoryed by that thing if we attack Shredder and Krang.
Ark: Right... Oh no... that idiot Cabus gave me the wrong map, it's in some alien language that I can't read!
Yomi: Ark, you're holding the map upsidedown.
Ark: Oh... right... Come on let's go that way!
Narrator: After a long and boring walk across the lifeless surface of planet Lairdgon our hero finally arrived at sector 234 and the space station was right where the map said it would be. There was only 2 Rockwarriors guarding the enterance.
Leonardo: We must get inside without alarming the whole place. We don't know how many of them are inside.
Ark: Well then we need to distract them. We'll get the one that looks the most alien like and send him to distract those Rockwarriors.
Yomi: Hehehehe I can't decide who looks the most like an alien here.
Narrator: They all started to stare at Yomi.
Yomi: ... Why are you all looking at me like that...? Oh no... I don't look that much like an alien, really. I-I-I've been mistaken for a blender before.
Michaelangelo: Don't worry little dude. Just distract them so we can sneak inside.
Dontello: Yeah, don't worry we're right behind you.
Raphael: I'm sure the Rockwarriors don't have a taste for purple bat like things. Of course you'll never know.
Yomi: Oh gee, thanks alot.
Narrator: And so, Yomi flew nervously towards the Rockwarriors. As soon as he got near the Rockwarriors fired at him.
Yomi: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Narrator: The lasers narrowly missed Yomi.
Yomi: WAIT STOP!!!! I'm here to... em... here to... give you your prize!
Rockwarrior1: Err our prize?
Yomi: Yeah... you were choosen by the... err Yomi Travel Agency to get 2 free tickets to Hawaii.
Rockwarrior2: Err... Hawaii?
Yomi: Yeah yeah, it's on the the house so start packing your bags for 5 weeks of fun in the sun.
Narrator: Yomi throws 2 flower necklaces on the Rockwarriors and gave them 2 straw hats as well.
Yomi: Have fun you 2 lucky persons you.
Rockwarriors: Yeah bye.
Narrator: The 2 dumb Rockwarriors walked away.
Ark: Nice going Yomi. Where'd you get those 2 tickets?
Yomi: ... Well I took those tickets you bought and gave it to them...
Ark: YOU WHAT!? I was gonna take Elle to Hawaii after this is done!!!
Leonardo: Come on Ark, if we don't save Earth soon, there won't be a Hawaii to go to.
Michaelangelo: Yeah, I can't wait to check out those mondo spaceships inside. Let's go, last one there's a rotten turtle egg.
Narrator: When they arrived at the docking bay they were overwhelmed by the variety of ships inside.
Ark: Look look, that's Samus Aran's spaceship!
Donatello: Ooooo the Great Fox and the Arwings!
Rapheal: Wow it's Darth Vader's Super Star Destoryer.
Michaelangelo: Ah that old thing's out dated centuries ago. Look over there, now that's one of the newest models out there. It's Bowser's flying clownhead thing!
Leonardo: I perfer the classics. The Koopaling airship's the one I want to ride. It's rare to find it in such good shape.
Yomi: Oh my god I can't believe it!!! That ship looks so cool! It looks like an escape pod or something. I wanna ride that one!
Ark: Yomi... that's a toilet...
Yomi: Err... right like I said I need to use the potty, excuse me...
Ark: Which one should we take?
Leonardo: Why don't we all take the one we want and meet up when we land.
Michaelangelo: Awsome!
Narrator: They all put in a quarter and the spaceships begins to fly. Round and round and round they go, when they'll stop nobody knows. When the ride was over they all agreed it was the most fun they ever had.
Ark: Now let's go get a real spaceship, shall we?
Donatello: Let's take that sucker. It's loaded with 300 ion canons with super titanium armor and the latest diamond reflector shield. It uses T1 energy cells so it doesn't pollute and it's fast.
Raphael: Wow you can tell all that just by looking at it?!
Donatello: No, I saw them talk about it on The Home Shopping Channel. I wanted to buy one too.
Ark: You know how to fly one of these? Is it safe?
Donatello: No idea.
Ark: Good enough, let's go.
Narrator: They got and Donatello quickly figured out the ship. The engines ignited and off they went.
Yomi: HEY GUYS WAIT FOR ME!!! AHH I'm stuck in the toilet!!!!
Narrator: Yomi tried and tried but he couldn't get his body out of the toilet.
Yomi: Ah what the heck.
Narrator: Yomi flapped his wings with all his might and tore the toilet from it foundation and flies after the others with the toilet still stuck to his body. After a long trip the turtles arrived and landed on Guardian 1. Of course they finally realize they had left Yomi behind. Just when they were about to go back and get him a toilet fell right in front of them.
Ark: Yomi!
Michaelanelo: Woah, nice costume little dude.
Yomi: It's not a stinking costume, I'm stuck!!! Get me outta this thing!
Raphael: We can just push the flush button you know.
Yomi: Don't you dare!
Leonardo: Here, I'll get you out.
Narrator: Leonardo stick a plunger on Yomi's head and pulls him out. Once the silliness was over they headed inside the Guardian 1. Surprisingly, there seens to be not much defence within this battle station. The station was certainly big but they soon found a map showing them where they needed to go. Of course that was no help since they're here to destory it not tour it.
Donatello: Well actually there might be a way to make it self destruct in the computer room.
Leonardo: Ok then to the computer room.
Voice: Not so fast turtles!
Ark: What the heck?
Narrator: Suddenly 5 Foot Soldiers appeared.
Raphael: That's all the defence Shredder has for this place?!
Donatello: Not so fast Raphael, these don't look like the old Foot. Since when do the Foot Soldiers talk?
Raphael: Ooooh so they can talk, scary! What are they gonna do, bored us to death with boring stories?
Foot Soldier: We are the Mini Muffin Punk Foot Soldiers! We call upon the powers of the ancient creepy crawly things!
Narrator: All 5 Foot Soldiers took out a strange device with a shinny stone in the middle and it started to glow.
Foot Soldier 1: Succionodon!
Foot Soldier 2: Cockroach!
Foot Soldier 3: Cybele!
Foot Soldier 4: Pikachu!
Foot Soldier 5: Macelognathus!
Narrator: To those who are wondering what these creatures are here's a translation of what they saying... Succionodon(fill burrowing of bivalve mollusk Kuphus... don't ask), Cockroach(err well cockroach), Cybele(Trilobite, either way you still won't know what it is), Pikachu(do you really wanna know?), and Macelognathus(Crocodile). Anyway all 5 Foot Soldiers transforms into the tights wearing Puke Foot Soldiers!
Leonardo: You take the ugly one!
Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one!
Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?
Ark: They're all ugly if you ask me. Let's split up and take them down!
Narrator: They all charged at each other and became an all out battle. Ark takes the black one, Leonardo takes the blue one, Raphael takes the red one, Michaelangelo takes the yellow one, and Donatello takes the pink one. They soon found out these certainly weren't you run of the mill Foot Soldiers. Ark jabs the black one with his spear but it was parry by an axe. The Black Foot Soldier quickly counters with a slash at Ark's head. Ark bends his body backwards to avoid the axe and come back with another jab to it's chest with his spear. But the attack missed and the black Foot Soldier leaps in the air and slashes down at Ark's head with it's axe. Ark quickly rolls under the Foot Soldier and ends up behind him. The black Foot Soldier quickly follows with a 180 degrees spin and sliced at Ark's head again. Ark blocks with his spear.
Ark: ARGH! These guys are no joke!
Leonardo: Yeah now I see why there isn't much defence in this place. These guys are good. HIYA!
Narrator: Leonardo gives the Blue Foot Soldier a left and right slash with both of his katanas. The Blue Foot Soldier spins his lance the block all of Leonardo's attacks, then he thrust's his lance at Leonardo. Leonardo leaps up and comes back at him with a jump kick. The blue Foot Soldier ducks and avoids the kick. Leonardo charges at him once more with a furry of slashes. The blue Foot Soldier twirls his lance like a windmill blocks every attack. Leonardo holds both his katanas tightly and spins them both at the blue Foot Soldier, the blue Foot Soldier jumps back but he wasn't fast enough and was slashed by Leonardo's katanas. It's wires and circuits could be seen where Leonardo slashed him, but it quickly closed up and repaired it.
Donatello: WOAH! These guys got self regeneration systems more advance then anything I've ever seen! YIKES!
Narrator: An arrow came flying at Donatello's head. Donatello quickly ducked his head back into his shell to avoid it. The Pink(ewww) Foot Soldier leaps at Donatello and swing's it's bow at him. Donatello raised his bo to block it. Donatello swings his bo at the Pink Foot Soldier's feet but the Pink Foot Soldier leaps up and shower Donatello with tons of arrows. Donatello backflips and avoids all of them. Donatello waited till the pink Foot Soldier land and throw his bo at it and knocks it's bow and arrows out of it's hand. They both ignored their weapons and fights hand to hand. The pink punches left and right, Donatello blocks and kicks right back at it. The Foot Soldier caught Donatello's foot, but Donatello quickly follows up with a flip kick. The pink Foot Soldier was kicked into a backflip but lands right back on it's feet.
Donatello: Man these guys don't give up!
Michaelangelo: Yeah their like that Energizer Bunny and keeps going and going and going. COWABUNGA!
Narrator: Michaelangelo swings his chucks around to block the Yellow Foot Soldier's daggers. He swings his nunchuckus and one the daggers gets wrapped around the chain and Michaelangelo pulls it towards him and give him an uppercut to the jaw. The Yellow Foot Soldier falls backwards and quickly regain it's footing. They both leap into the air. They both meet in mid-air, and Michaelangelo swings his chucks at the Yellow Foot Soldier while the Foot Soldier gives Michaelangelo a kick. *BOOM* They both fell down on the floor and gets back up to fight. The yellow Foot Soldier hops forward and kicks at Michaelangelo, but Michaelangelo hops back and avoid's the kick, and comes back with his own kick, but he missed and the yellow Foot Soldier jabs it's draggers at Michaelangelo. Michaelangelo turns the tables by grabbing it's hands and throws the yellow Foot Soldier at the wall. But the it just keeps going as it bounces of the wall and comes back lunging at Michaelangelo with both of it draggers.
Raphael: Don't these tin cans ever run out of gas?! ARGH, let see how you like a taste of my sai!
Narrator: Raphael leaps onto the red Foot Soldier's shoulders and jabs both sais into it's eyes. The red Foot Soldier fell on the ground.
Raphael: Yeah I got him!
Narrator: But the Red Foot Soldier gets back up and it's eyes fully repaired. It spins it body in 360 degrees while kicking up, down, left, right with both feet. Raphael blocks up, down, and moving his head right and left to avoid the kicks. It ends with a high kick at Raphael's face but Raphael moved his head away just in time. The Red Foot Soldier now smashes down at Raphael's head with his foot. Raphael blocks with both hands and pushes him away. The Red Foot Soldier pulls out its sword and charges back at Raphael. Raphael takes out his sais to fight back. They weapons clashed in a series of slashes jabs and blocks. The Red Foot Soldier held his blade high with both hands and slashes down at Raphael's body. Raphael quick sends a roundhouse kick and kicks the blade from the Red Foot Soldier's hand, and then Raphael throw one of his sai at it's hand and the Red Foot's right hand was stuck to the wall. Raphael charged at it with a jump kick at the head but the Red Foot Soldier managed to get his hands free just in time and dodges the kick and comes back with a punch to Raphael's stomach. Raphael falls to the ground, and quickly rolls away to dodge to Red Foot Soldier's stomp. while all this was happening Yomi was at the sidelines cheering and eating popcorn.
Yomi: Mmm this is better than having cable TV! Oh well time to end this or this story will never be done.

(Special thanks to Galinstar for making Ark look better. And if you look closely you can see their Foot Soldier heads.)

Narrator: Yomi sets off an earthquake, everyone was immobilized.
Yomi: See kids, we always listen to what other people say carefully. Cabus mentioned Shredder was mining something from his planet to create powerful fighting machines. While you were busy breaking you're butts I noticed the crystal on their belts. Yeah those things are infused with magic from the Pandora Box. Now all I have to do is destory those crystals on their belts and these guys will be useless.
Narrator: Yomi flies up to all the immobilized Punk Foot Soldiers and took their crystals and ate them.
Yomi: Mmm yummy! BURP!
Narrator: With their energy crystals destoryed the Mini Muffin Puke Foot Soldier explodes into little pieces.
Yomi: Come on guys, let's hurry and destory this place!
Ark: ... *Huff* ... Yeah... *puff* sure...
Raphael: Not... after we.. rest *huff* *puff* awhile...
Michaelangelo: Yeah dudes... rest for a couple of... years sounds good to me..
Leonardo: No we can't... we're almost their.
Donatello: Yeah the computer rooms right around the corner.
Narrator: So our heros continues on and found the computer room. It's giant mainframe was controlling everything in the battle station.
Donatello: Now let see what this baby can do!
High Tech: Not so fast turtles! You and your friend's not going anywhere!
Leonardo: HIGH TECH!?
Raphael: I thought Dregg sent this guy to drift in space.
Ark: Woah and they thought cockroaches were a big problem in some places. But don't worry guys, Ark's gonna save the day cause he's got a can of Raid. DIE YOU BUG!
Narrator: Ark sprays High Tech with his bug spray.
High Tech: Stupid human, that won't work on me!
Ark: Oh... Well in that how about this?
Narrator: Ark takes the can of bug spray and bashes High Tech rapidly on the *BONG* *BONG* *BONG* head.
High Tech: Yup that works... *falls on the floor*
Michaelangelo: Way to go Ark, you squashed that bug!
Yomi: Come on we gotta find the self destruct program.
Donatello: Right, come on Yomi!
Narrator: Donatello and Yomi works on the computer to find a way to destory it.
Ark: Hey this looks like a soda machine. Hmm I could use a drink. *pushes button* ... Hmm where's my soda!? *BEEP* *BEEP* *BEEP* Err why's it making that sound? Donatello and Yomi: ARK IDIOT!!! You set the thing to fire at Earth in 20 minutes!!!
Ark: Oops... well you guys can stop it... right?
Donatello and Yomi: AHHHHHH!
Narrator: Donatello and Yomi frantically goes through the computers trying to stop it.
Yomi: Wait I think I found it!
Donatello: Hmm wait... it says here if you turn on the self destruct program it'll first fire at it's traget then it'll self destruct after that. Man Shredder and Krang made sure that nobody would try to stop it.
Ark: So it's not my fault really. Either way it would destory Earth.
Leonardo: What are we gonna do!
Donatello: there's no way to stop the station from firing now. Shredder made sure that this thing destorys and there's no way to turn it off!
Yomi: We only have only 15 minutes left. Even if we try we might not be able to do it in time to stop this thing.
Raphael: Isn't there anything you can do? Yomi what about that voodoo magic thing of yours?
Yomi: I can't use it to stop the station from firing!
Michaelangelo: Bummer... so this over grown flash light's gonna vaporize Earth?
Donatello: Michaelangelo you're a genius!!!
Yomi: You're right! If we can some how get a mirror big enough, we can reflect the laser beam back at this station... Anybody got mirrior with them?
Donatello: Wait, we can use the Hubble Space Telescope! We can use it to reflect the laser back at it!
Yomi: Yeah yeah, go go go!
Narrator: Yomi and Donatello quickly goes back to the computer and start hacking into the Hubble Space Telescope to take control of it.
Yomi: Go it!
Donatello: Ok it's rockets are firing and it's coming. Quick Yomi we gotta start making the calculation to get it in position and bounce the beam back at this station!
Narrator: After a few more minutes the telescope was in position. Yomi and Donatello starts adjusting it's angel.
Donatello: Ok we got good news and bad news.
Yomi: Good news is everything's in place.
Raphael: ... And the bad news?
Donatello: We have only 7 minutes to get outta here before this thing makes the destruction of the Death Star look like a fire cracker.
Narrator: Ark and the turtles started to scream and runs back towards their ship. Will our hero get out in time? Will they defeat Shredder and Krang and bring the universe back to order? Will it take me just as long to write the next part? Find out next time on Terranigma Mutant Ninja Turtles!

To Be Concluded...