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Breakfast
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Loire, Ark's Apartment.

Ark: I see a new restaurant is opening up soon, down the street.

Elle: Oh yes! I hope their food is a lot better than the
Snausage-atorium.

Ark: Yeah, I'm tired of buying my food from boxcar hobos so we
don't have to eat there.

Elle: Wha!? You told me last night's dinner was Amtrek Foie Gras!
You said you made it from love and moonbeams!

Ark: Uh...Yeah...Well, I thought the name of it kinda spelled it
out for you.

Elle: Moooooooooonbeaaaaaams!!!

Loire, Restaurant Construction Site.

Foreman: And there you have it! Your new restaurant! Eighteen
feet wide, and thirty two stories high!

Louis: Do you know how hard it's going to be to carry a single
computer up there?!

ElBobo: These aren't plans for a restaurant! They're for a school!

Foreman: Oh! Sorry! Here are the plans for the restaurant! Twenty
feet high, fifty wide! It's a good thing I didn't mess THAT up!
Now let's get started!

ElBobo: I thought you said this place was finished!?

Foreman: It is! See?

Galinstar: Um... there's nothing there.

Foreman: Now I remember! It's thirty feet underground!

ElBobo: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!?

Foreman: I'm dyslexic!

ElBobo: Wouldn't it just face the other way then!?

Foreman: That's a very good question! *faaaaaaades away!*

ElBobo: Now what?!

Galinstar: Maybe it can be one of those "theme" restaurants?

ElBobo: What would our theme be!?

Indian ghosts: Get off our land... beware...

Galinstar: *looking at the ghosts* How about "Big Chief RedSavage's
Dead Injuns Restaurant"!

Indian Ghosts: Give us ten percent... or else... beware...

>>Cojiro the Logical Cucco: What would ghosts do with money!?<<

ElBobo: So a haunted Indian burial ground, eh!?

Galinstar: Hmm!

ElBobo: Hmm!

Galinstar: Hmm!

ElBobo: I'm hungry. Let's go eat those Kindergart kids.

Galinstar: Um... they live in FREEDOM, remember?

ElBobo: ... yeah, I lied when I said I played this game.

Loire, Ark's Apartment. A month later.

Ark: Wow! It's been a month and we both are still here!

Elle: I'm bored! Let's go out to eat tonight!

Ark: Where do you wanna go?

Elle: The Boogle-torium just opened up! We could go there!

Ark: You'd think France could live up to at least one shred of
its dignity without having at least ONE restaurant that doesn't end with
"-torium" or "-orama".

Elle: Well, they don't so who cares!

Ark: I don't wanna goooo though!

Elle: Come on! The grand opening isn't until tonight, and I'm sure
it'll be fun! It's a theme restaurant you know!

Ark: What's the theme?

Elle: The exploitation of dead Indians!

Ark: ... sounds delightful... Ya know, I bet Murray and Boxcar Willy
are worried about me!

Elle: Pleaaaaaaaase!

Ark: Ugh... all right... But I wanna be REALLY drunk when I go there.

Elle and Ark get dressed in their fanciest black sprites and head out.
Meanwhile, back at the Boogle-torium, things were getting cuh-razy! And
I don't mean Rip Taylor! ElBobo and Galinstar have hired the
ghosts to help them out with all the actual work.

ElBobo: Argh! The grand opening is in half an hour and these ghosts
can't cook at all!

Ghost 1: I can't work under all this pressure!

Ghost 2: Oh! Darnit! This hard water is giving me dishpan hands!

Ghost 3: Stop being so snippy! This is why we can't have nice things!

Galinstar: Who put these cow hearts in the soda!?

Ghost 4: We do not want to upset the spirit of the animal that gave its
life for us. Out of respect, we use every part of the animal.

ElBobo: Well, I guess that would explain why these goat testicles are
labelled as "Silly Fun Hats" in the kids' meals. Ya know, there's a fine line
between respect for the dead and slopping their organs into whatever you can find.

Galinstar: Hoo ray.

ElBobo and Galinstar leave the kitchen and enter the Manager's Office.

Galinstar: The grand opening is tonight, and something tells me no one's
going to want to eat pig sphincter with their hashbrowns.

ElBobo: Uh... why would there be-

Galinstar: They were making bratwurst.

ElBobo: ... I see.

Galinstar: The only way we can get repeat business is if we get a critic
to eat our food, give us a great review, then tell everyone about it in the next
fifteen minutes!

The door flung wide open.

JeanBonne: Bonjour! I am JeanBonne LeFif! Reviewer of food and drink!

ElBobo: I was actually going to call Stoma, 'cause we haven't had a game
reference in a while.

JeanBonne: Zut alors! I am Stoma's third cousin!

Galinstar: I've never heard of you.

JeanBonne: Oui. I was currently staying in Capetown with my botanist
friend!

ElBobo: That's three references! You're hired!

JeanBonne: Great! Where's zee food I will be reviewing?

ElBobo: So JeanBonne ate our food and gave us a great review.

JeanBonne: I haven't eaten yet. You are just saying what happens.

ElBobo: I KNOW. Write six stars out of five on this piece of paper, and
then sign it.

JeanBonne: *writing* What about my food? I haven't eaten in weeks!

ElBobo: No time! *runs paper through the copy machine... from the future... shut up!*

Galinstar: I've rigged a special bomb that will deliver our reviews all over
town! See, it's basically a nail bomb, only you stick the reviews on the nails,
then launch it into the air. Then when it explodes the reviews
are shot out all over the city, and safely into everyone's door and signpost.

ElBobo: Works for me!

And so, ElBobo and Galinstar launched their review nail bomb over the city
with a large catapult and blew it up with a detonator. Where'd they get it?...
Uh... the ghosts used their special powers to make them. ...
quiet. Anyway! The bomb exploded and the reviews were sent out all over Loire.

Man: What's this thing in the door? A review for the new restaurant?
Six out of five stars!?

Wife: Well! That must mean it's REALLY good! And look! The critic
even drew a little happy face!

Man: Come on kids! We're going to the Boogle-torium!

A nail with a review on it spikes the guy in the leg.

Man: Wow! They must REALLY want to let people know how great this place IS!

Another review spikes the wife in the head. Her head explodes as she's
pinned to the house by several more nail reviews.

Man: ... Uh... kids, let's go hide in the basement for a few minutes
before going outside, ok?

Boy: Why's Mommy stuck to the house like that, Daddy?

Girl: Where'd Mommy's face go, Daddy?

Dad: Kids, your mom's dead.

Kids: Waaaaaaaah!

Dad: Crap! I always mess that up!

Boy: Did she go to Heaven, Daddy?

Dad: No.

Boy: Wahh!

Dad: ARGH!!!

Loire, Boogle-torium.

ElBobo: Well! I think things are really going well!

Galinstar: Those screams of horror, it must mean they are all shocked
at how low our prices are, and yet our food is of the highest quality!

ElBobo: Well... I guess those nails didn't hit exactly as planned, and
they may all take a while to come down. I guess I'll go watch some porn for a while.

Galinstar: And I'll just stand right here.

Loire, Boogle-torium, 5 minutes later.

ElBobo: Well, that was uneventful. Ah well! It looks like there's a
pretty big group of people at the door all ready! Hoho!

Galinstar: Hurray for money!

Matthew Lesko: Why live pay check to pay check when you can save 3 cents
off this can of bread!!

ElBobo: I didn't even know they MADE cans of bread.

Matthew Lesko: They do! And I can tell YOU how the government will
grant you loans to eat this bread!

Galinstar: Um...How'd you get in here??

ElBobo: Trespassing is an eatable offense.

Matthew Lesko: Wait! I can tell you how to get great houses for free
just by urinating all over it's current residents!

Galinstar: *taking notes* Go oooon.

ElBobo: Five minutes till opening. We have no time!

Matthew Lesko was eaten profusely!

Galinstar: All right, Bobo! I'll go and open the doors, go and tell
the waiters to get ready and all that!

ElBobo: Gotcha!

Galinstar went and unlocked the doors, and showed everyone to their
seats. Meanwhile, ElBobo signalled the ghost waiters to take the customer's
orders.

Ghost: So, WHITEY, how can I help you?

Will: Well, I'd like a-

Ghost: Are you THE Will? The same Will that built his first airstrip
on my father's reservation!?

Will: Why! Why yes I am!*defiantly* I didn't know I had many fans!

Ghost: You didn't even ask us to leave! You just dropped four hundred
tons of concrete on us in your big planes! Ohhh! I oughta...tell you
about today's specials!

Will: Well that sounds great!

And so the rest of the day was like this. Ghost's recognizing the faces
of the customer's to be people that oppressed them in some way, and then
giving them their food because they just don't want to risk losing
their jobs; even though two were laid off for not washing their hands right.

>>Cojiro the Logical Cucco: I didn't know ghosts HAD hands!<<

I didn't know anyone asked for your stupid opinion.

>>Cojiro the Logical Cucco: Oh yeah! I'll show you! I'm gonna become a
plot device that rivals ElBobo and Galin's restaurant! Rest assured! You'll see!<<

Uh huh.

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Lunch
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Sylvain Castle.

Bloody Mary: Mmmm...I sense a new haunting grounds...In Loire.

Skeleton: Oh yes! The Boogle-torium, Queen!

Bloody Mary: Boogle-torium!? Sounds to be very regal and elegant!
I should go there!

Voices in unison: Wait!

Marti and Cojiro step out of the shadows and approach Bloody Mary
and her skeleton servant.

Cojiro: We are opening up a new theme restaurant near the Boogle-torium.
We'd like YOU to be our star attraction!

Bloody Mary: Well! I've always WANTED to be ogled at like a sideshow
midget! I'll take you up on the offer!

Marti: Yes! "The Mouthful" shall be the greatest haunted restaurant ever!

Skeleton: The MOUTHFUL!?!? Hohoho! That really takes me back to my
college days!

Bloody Mary: Uh...

Cojiro: Uh...

Marti: ;) Oh reaaaaaaaaaally?

Cojiro: Anyway! We'd be glad to have you on as our head waitress!

Bloody Mary: Can I sing?

Cojiro: Uhhh...Well...

Bloody Mary: Can I dance too!?

Marti: *looks at Cojiro* Ummmm...Eerrrr....

Cojiro: Um...Sure! I guess!

Bloody Mary: Great! I'll get packin'!

Loire, Boogle-torium.

ElBobo: I hear Cojiro's making a new ghost restaurant.

Galinstar: That figures.

ElBobo: He's actually going to put his right next to us.

Galinstar: Ugh.

ElBobo: Hahahaha! We'll make short work of him!

Galinstar: Uwahahahaha!

Ark: Excuse me!

ElBobo: Uh...What?

Ark: I'm inquiring about your Help Wanted sign.

ElBobo: Um...Can you wait tables?

Ark: Sure can!

Galinstar: Aren't you supposed to be out killing monsters or something?

Ark: Yep!

ElBobo: And don't you get money from THAT?

Ark: Yep!

Galinstar: And you want the job WHY?

Ark: ...Because I crave attention. *waving arms around*
Look at me! Look at me! Look at me!

ElBobo: Um..We'll...call you.

Ark: Great! *leaves*

Galinstar: Well! We've made...quite a lot of money!

ElBobo: Yep! And by paying those ghosts 2 bucks a month, we're making
quite a large profit!

Galinstar: Whoo!

Just what IS ElBobo and Galinstar's secret plan that they need money for,
so they made this restaurant front!

Galinstar: It's not actually a front. I just need money.

ElBobo: Me too.

...So you guys AREN'T going to use the money to buy anything to destroy the
world or blah blah?

Galinstar: Well, we're only doing this for the money. And now that we're really
successful, I don't see why we should spoil it. Besides, I was just going to
buy some more Raoul ointment.

ElBobo: ...I was um...Just going to buy a bunch of Care Bears memorabilia off EBay.

Uh..

ElBobo: The Rainy Day episode was a classic.

Sure it was.

Meanwhile! Cojiro and Marti are busy at The Mouthful!

Loire, The Mouthful.

Cojiro: See that building that's underground over there? That's the Boogle-torium!

Marti: We're gonna blow em outta the water!

Bloody Mary: All right! I guess.

Skeleton: This is really dumb.

A strange whistling sound begins to grow louder.

Cojiro: What is that!?

Marti: Agh!

The Mouthful explodes as a large missile falls on top of it.

Bloody Mary: Blargh!!

Cojiro: AGHHH!! I'm melting!!

Marti: Must...lose...virginity...before..death!

Skeleton: Augh! Don't touch me!

Marti: Just let me borrow one of your rib bones!

Skeleton: Wahhhh!

Loire, The Boogle-torium.

ElBobo: Well, I guess that takes care of that!

Ark: So how 'bout that job!

ElBobo: Well...We COULD use a dishwasher.

Ark: Great! Could I also be a singer?

Galinstar: ...No. No you can't.

Ark: Great! As long as I'm in this thing I guess! Hoho!

Meanwhile, somewhere in the ocean, Columbus sails his mighty ship!

Columbus: Thees toxic waste weel be a great present for Castro!

Sailor: Um..Why WOULD Castro want toxic waste?!

Columbus: Because eet ees SECRET toxic waste!

Sailor: Isn't it just waste though? I mean aren't we just dumping our trash
onto Cuba? And why are you talking with a Russian accent?!

Columbus: Because we're evil spies. And after this I'm going to give some
old banana peels to the Mexicans.

Sailor: Um...No offense, but your plan is pretty crappy.

Columbus: ...Come here. Give me a hug.

Sailor: No!

Columbus: Why not!? I just want a hug!

Sailor: No way! I know that if I hug you, you'll just shoot me!

Columbus: No I won't! I promise!

Sailor: Russian spies ALWAYS do that though! I mean it's just so lame now!

Columbus: I promise I won't shoot you. Just give me a hug. My mommy never
loved me as a kid.

Sailor: Go away all ready! I'm not hugging you!

Columbus: *stumbling around* Whoa! Rough seas! I may just FALL into you!

Sailor: There's not even a single cloud out today! Stop it! Leave me alone!

Columbus: I order you to come here!

Sailor: Agh!

Columbus: *jumps on sailor and hugs him* ha! See! I won't shoot you! I
just wanted to show my respect for your insubordination!

Sailor: Oh no! *gets shot*

Columbus: Haha! What a sucker! I can't believe he even FELL for that!

Without warning, the ship is hit by an American sub and crashes into the
rocks below. It's hull is torn open by sharp rocks and coral, and the toxic
waste spills out from the barrels and into the deep.

Loire, The Boogle-torium.

ElBobo: Hey! That guy didn't pay!

Beruga: So long suckers! haha!

Ark: I'll get him!

Ark, Galinstar, and ElBobo chase after Beruga.

Ghost: What's this? *picks up bag left by Beruga in the restaurant*

Ark: I'll get him! *aims fire ring, but hesitates*

Galinstar: So shoot him all ready!

Black, Sassy Cop Partner: Ark, I got two days till retirement. Do us all
a favor and get him for your old pal, Charlie!

Ark: You got it! *fires his ring backwards, killing the black, sassy cop*

Black, Sassy Cop: Oh man! Ark! Only...two days...gonna go fishing...eat
tacos...stuff I never got to do...ughhhhh...

Ark: No! Don't die! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ElBobo: *tackles Beruga*

The ghost in the restaurant opens the bag. It's a high-powered explosive,
triggered by opening the bag(obviously!). The Boogle-torium goes up in
flames.

Galinstar: No!! Aghh!! *kicks Beruga repeatedly*

Ark: Don't worry guys! I'll take this guy to the officials in America, so they
can question him harshly, by putting him in a fancy hotel and stuffing him with
gourmet meals and then returning home in a big fancy jet!

Beruga: Noooo! Curse you all!!

Meanwhile, some more Russian spies are planning things!

Freedom, Magazine Stand.

Russian lady: Beruga is being transported by boat. We have taken over a cruise liner
and will use that as our interceptor. They won't even see it coming. We've planted
several of our people as passengers and crewmen, who won't let themselves be known until
the last possible moment.

Russian guy: What about the captain?

Russian lady: He is cooperating.

Russian guy: How so?

Russian lady: We have...his family! BUMBUMBUMMMM!

Russian guy: Was it really necessary to sing that?

Russian lady: Yes. *picks up a newspaper*

Russian guy: Hey. This isn't a library. *takes her paper away*

Atlantic Ocean, Ark's Ship.

Captain: Ya know...There are stories of a giant atomic monster in the ocean depths.
One born from toxic waste spilled in the jungle by a ship that ran into some rocks...
or some crap like that.

Ark: Really!?

Captain: Yes. A giant A-Bomb Monster!

ElBobo: No kiddin'!

Captain: Some say he's always angry because of an iron deficiency. Proteins ain't goin' to
his brain. Some say some punk kids been messin' with his eggs. But I'll tell ya the
real reason.

Ark: What would that be?

Captain: He can't get laid! That's why!

Galinstar: Uhh..

Captain: It's true! Horniest beast this side of the waters!

ElBobo: All right, well I'm just gonna go back to sleep then. As you is retarded.

Captain: AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

The ship is suddenly struck by something beneath it.

Sailor1: Oh God! It's the monster!! He's gonna tear me to bits! Aghhh!!

Sailor2: Come on Petey! Here! Have some Snack Pack!

Sailor1: I love my Snack Pack!

Sailor2: *feeding Sailor1* I know ya do, Petey! Petey loves his Snack of the Pack!

Sailor1: I do I do!

Sailor2: *rubbing pudding all over Sailor1's face* If only I weren't blind, Petey!
I'd feed ya right!

Sailor1: Ok, yer cold.*Sailor2 moves spoon* Ok, you just stabbed me in the eye.
*Sailor2 moves spoon* Ok, that's my other eye. *Sailor2 moves spoon* How the funbunches
did you get down there?!

Galinstar: I don't think I can sleep anymore.

The ship is hit a second time. Tentacles come out of the cracks and grab several sailors.

Sailors: AGHHH!!!

ElBobo, Ark, Galinstar, and Beruga escape the ship.

Beruga: Hey look! A cruise liner!

Meanwhile!

Cruise Liner, Passenger's Room.

Maid: Hello? Room service! Boy, I hope these people are good tippers!

*Maid flaps a sheet. Bullets, several guns, a tactical nuke, and a few kittens fall
out of the sheet.*

Maid: What's this!? *sees tag: "Dry clean only"*

Russian voice: Eet's your teep! *shoots maid with bullet money*

Maid: I can't talk I'm dead!*dies*

Cruise Liner, Steering..Place.

Sailor: Captain! There are some people in the water!

Captain: Pick them up then!

ElBobo and Co. get picked up by the cruise liner.

ElBobo: Whoo!

Beruga: Thanks for falling into my trap suckers!

A sailor pulls out a gun and points it at Galinstar and Ark and ElBobo.

Sailor: hahahaha!

Ship is rammed from the side.

Sailor: Wah! What's that!?

Captain: It's that horrible monster everyone was talking about a while ago!

Beruga: Aieeee!

ABomb Monster: RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

The ABomb Monster grabs Beruga.

Beruga: NOOOO! I'm too young to be defiled!

ABomb Monster eats Beruga.

ElBobo: I have it! I know how to stop this thing!

Galinstar: By blowing it up?

ElBobo: Um..That's one way! But! We could also annoy it! With this!
An old corn cob I found in the trash! By rubbing him with it, he shall become
very annoyed and go away!

Galinstar: Worth a shot!

And so, Galinstar and ElBobo rubbed the Abomb Monster with an old smelly
corn cob.

ABomb Monster: AUGHH!!! Go away!

ElBobo: Haha! It's working!

ABomb Monster: GFFaarrgg!! I smell like corn now! This'll take DAYS to wash off!

The ABomb monster leaves.

ElBobo: And that's the end of that!

Galinstar: What about our restaurant though! It's destroyed!

ElBobo: Well! I'm sure we could start over.

Galinstar: Hey! You're right! There's that old Pizza Hut that just closed down! We can
just use that!

ElBobo: Exactly!

Ark: And I'll help you guys out! With the power of my great singing career!

ElBobo: ...

And so, we end this story with no explanation about what happened to the other Russian
spies or why they weren't arrested or anything like that. Because I'm just too lazy
to do that, and quite frankly, I don't care. So good night!

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Supper
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A super duper addon chapter to Panic Restaurant by GALINSTAR! ME! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME! LOVE ME!
I NEED LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After burning to death the poor people who lived inside the abandoned Pizza Hut, ElBobo and
Galinstar decided to clean the place up.

Galinstar: Pass me the hobo's wife's head. Closest thing to a mop we have.

ElBobo: *takes corpse of child and makes it dance* I'm the dead dancin' hobo's child, I dance
for you and for world peace! Dum dee dum!

Galinstar: Stop fooling around and help me out here!

ElBobo: But this is way more fun than cleaning up!

Galinstar: You're right! *takes the other child corpse and makes it dance like ElBobo's*

ElBobo: We should set up an act!

Galinstar: Yes! And cheat people out of their hard-earned money!

ElBobo: We'll need to finish cleaning up this place first. I'll go decapitate someone else,
'cause we need more mops.

Galinstar: And I'll go down in the creepy basement that doesn't have electricity, hoping
to not be eaten by the monster that probably lives down there!

So ElBobo left and Galinstar went down into the basement.

Galinstar: Helloooooo? Anyone here?

Voice: ... help... me...

Galinstar: Where are you? I can't see you, it's too dark!

Voice: ... open... your eyes...

Galinstar: *opens his eyes* Cabus! What are YOU doing here!

Cabus: Eep! *moves in front of something* Nothing!

Voice: ... help me...

Galinstar: What's that behind you?

Cabus: It's nothing I tell you! You can't prove anything! I'm innocent!

Galinstar: *pushes Cabus out of the way* Yomi!

Yomi: ... please... make him stop...

Cabus: Uh-oh!

Galinstar: What the hell were you doing with Yomi?!

Cabus: I TOLD YOU! NOTHING! WE WERE JUST PLAYING!

Yomi: ... he lies... he... put his... in my... aaaaarg... *dies*.

Galinstar: Good job Cabus. You just killed Yomi by molesting him to death.

Cabus: Yeah, well, he deserved it. He tried to be as boring as me on ICQ. NO ONE CAN SURPASS THE ORIGINAL!!!

Galinstar: Right. *knocks out Cabus and locks him in a chest*

Meanwhile...

ElBobo: *rings doorbell* Anyone home?

Cojiro's mom, crying: My poor poor Cojiro! Dead! Boo hoo!

ElBobo: Uh... yeah. I need your head.

Cojiro's mom: SOB SOB! MY POOOOOOOOOR COJIRO!

ElBobo: Shaddup!

Cojiro's mom: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! IT'S NOT FAAAAAIR! MY POOR POOR POOR COJIRO! HE WAS SO YOUNG!

ElBobo: *uses rusty icepick to hack off Cojiro's mom's head* Perfect!

Random children outside: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HE CUT OFF HER HEAD! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!

ElBobo: Hey, more puppets! *kills children by running them over with a bulldozer*

Back at the restaurant...

Galinstar: You got another head?

ElBobo: Yeah. Cojiro's mom's.

Galinstar: Great. Let's get cleanin'.

ElBobo: Hey... since when is there a fridge in here?

Galinstar: Huh? We have a fridge?

ElBobo: *opens fridge* IT'S FILLED WITH JARS OF POOP!

Galinstar: WOAH! LEMME SEE! That's awesome!

ElBobo: Screw the restaurant for now! We have some feces-flinging action to take part of!

Back in the chest...

Cabus: So, you see, it's not really my fault if Yomi died. I think it was like those bugs, you know? The ones who die after
mating? But anyway, enough about me, tell me more about yourself.

Silverfish: *scuttles around*

Cabus: STOP MOCKING ME!

Silverfish: *tries to escape through a crack in the chest*

Cabus: Oh no you don't! *grabs silverfish and eats him* Lousy insect...

On the roof of the Pizza Hut...

ElBobo: Hey look, there's an old lady! Get her!

*Galinstar and ElBobo fling poop at her*

Galinstar: Nailed her! Mwaha! There! A mother with her newborn child!

ElBobo: Got it! *ElBobo hits the baby in the head with a nutty turd*

Alfred J. Quack: What the me is going on?

Man: We're all doomed! The fanfic doesn't make any sense!

Galinstar: Shut your pie hole! *stuffs poop in the man's mouth*

ElBobo: You know, I can't help but notice that this is going nowhere.

Galinstar: You're right.

ElBobo: You know what that means!

Galinstar: Yes!

ElBobo and Galinstar: PANCE!!!

The end!