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vudude@hotmail.com
And for those of you who cant tell, this is supposed to be funny.
The Death and Rebirth of........
MEILIN!!!
(And then the apparent Redeath)
As our story starts, a young girl is trekking her way across a desert to get home to Loire.
Meilin: geez, I don't know how Ark stood this six times over.
All the sudden a dark figure comes hurtling at Meilin at runs her over, the dark figure stops to reveal that it is non-other than Perel!
Perel: Hey Meilin, what are you doing in the middle of the dessert?
Meilin: I could ask you the same thing.
Perel: Yeah, I guess you could.
Meanwhile.......
DarkGaia: Blast that stupid Ark, how am I supposed to beat him? Maybe if I kill his Girlfriend... ... no, I already did that… release an incurable virus upon the world? No, asmodeus failed there so why should another one work. I got it I shall kill...... MEILIN!!!!
Dark Yomi: That wont work, he hates her.
DarkGaia: Oh what do you know you floating little pink blob thingy?
Dark Yomi: a lot more than you do.
And DarkGaia squashed Dark Yomi thus ridding the underworld of his annoying ways.
Meanwhile once again......
Meilin: does it look like rain to you?
Perel: Yeah, strange.
Meilin: Oh well, so were going to get wet.
Perel: Yeah, oh well
Rain starts, they get soaked
Meilin: Dang it, I hate it when I'm right about these things.
A large green lightning bolt hits Meilin in the head
Perel: Eh, oh well.
Perel walks off.
DarkGaia: yes yes yes yes yes!!!! I did it!
Ark: Oh well, Yomi was right, I do hate her you know.
DarkGaia: Damn...... in that case I shall resurrect her to annoy you to death!!
DarkGaia mumbles strange incantation. Meilin pops up off ground but is all green and has purple hair.
DarkGaia: Mwahahahahhaha I did it I did it I did it!!!
Ark: Yeah so what? Ill just kill her again.
In one swift movement its over, the evil DarkMeilin is dead.
Ark: Hahahahahaha. Your latest evil plan has failed. Care to try again?
DarkGaia: Oh just shut up and leave me alone......