April gets all the juicy assignments. Burne will finally realize that I'm just as good of a reporter as she is when I scoop her on that story!

Since Vernon is such a handsome fellow, it's only natural to have tons of pictures of him. Who doesn't have 20-bazillion photos of Vernon laying around where no one can see them? I found a bunch of the ones I have gathered and put them up in their own galleries for everyone to see!