It just isn't fair! What if Vernon and I switched assigments?
Oh! Oh! Could we chief? That would make me happy!
Forget it! I'm paying you to work, not to be happy! Now get cracking!

Since Vernon is such a handsome fellow, it's only natural to have tons of pictures of him. Who doesn't have 20-bazillion photos of Vernon laying around where no one can see them? I found a bunch of the ones I have gathered and put them up in their own galleries for everyone to see!